Poll skew for my brother's dog

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Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

Post by colchar » May 28th, 2009, 2:46 am

You want us to skew the dog? What the hell do you think we do around here all day?
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Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

Post by Lavabe » May 28th, 2009, 6:01 am

colchar wrote:You want us to skew the dog? What the hell do you think we do around here all day?
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Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

Post by bjornolf » May 28th, 2009, 8:59 am

Those pictures of the ridiculous dogs remind me of a Jeff Foxworthy joke about his dog.

He talks about how his daughter dresses up their (I think it's a) male beagle and pushes it around in a baby carriage. He talks bout how the dog looks up at him with these long suffering, pain filled eyes. Then he speaks as the dog and says something to the effect of:

Oh, Jeff, come on man, just kill me. Put me out of my misery. Look at me, man, I'm not even a DOG any more. Please!

Always cracks me up laughing.

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Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

Post by TillyGalore » May 28th, 2009, 9:20 am

People who dress their animals need professional help.
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Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

Post by bjornolf » May 28th, 2009, 9:34 am

The other day, I saw a young couple wearing Carolina t-shirts walking a dog. It looked like a weimaraner, but I'm not expert. Anyway, it's POURING down rain and they are soaked to the skin. The dog is wearing a raincoat. Okay, so you're smart enough to realize your DOG is gonna get wet, but too stupid to bring an umbrella or jacket for yourself? :roll: Only Carolina fans. ;) I wish I'd had my camera. Then again, maybe the dog was just smart enough to put on his own raincoat, and the two owners were too dumb to get the message. :o3

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Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

Post by DukieInKansas » May 28th, 2009, 12:58 pm

bjornolf wrote:The other day, I saw a young couple wearing Carolina t-shirts walking a dog. It looked like a weimaraner, but I'm not expert. Anyway, it's POURING down rain and they are soaked to the skin. The dog is wearing a raincoat. Okay, so you're smart enough to realize your DOG is gonna get wet, but too stupid to bring an umbrella or jacket for yourself? :roll: Only Carolina fans. ;) I wish I'd had my camera. Then again, maybe the dog was just smart enough to put on his own raincoat, and the two owners were too dumb to get the message. :o3

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Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

Post by captmojo » May 28th, 2009, 3:27 pm

colchar wrote:You want us to skew the dog? What the hell do you think we do around here all day?
I didn't say it earlier, but I admit to thinking the same twisted thing.

How big of a skewer do you reckon it would take? :D

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Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

Post by captmojo » May 28th, 2009, 3:29 pm

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I'm now gone to vote again.
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Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

Post by CameronBornAndBred » May 28th, 2009, 3:33 pm

Just bringing the link to the current page. Go Hobart!
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Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

Post by bjornolf » May 28th, 2009, 4:01 pm

I just voted for Hobart and voted a "1" on the fellas and gals above him. He's now moved into a three way tie with two other pooches with a "6.0". A few more "1"s for them and "10"s for Hobart, and he could take the place all alone. :o3

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Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

Post by wilson » May 29th, 2009, 12:38 am

So Hobart's up to 5th place now, on the top row with a 6.1. My brother is bordering on apoplectic, and I still don't think he believes me that my internet friends and I are almost entirely responsible for it.
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Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

Post by ArkieDukie » May 29th, 2009, 5:27 am

wilson wrote:So Hobart's up to 5th place now, on the top row with a 6.1. My brother is bordering on apoplectic, and I still don't think he believes me that my internet friends and I are almost entirely responsible for it.
Well done, everyone, and keep it coming!!! :ymapplause:
I just casted another round of votes: a 10 for Hobart and 1s for all the dogs above him. His score is still 6.1. I'll have to vote from a computer or two at work today! :geek: :ymdevil:
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Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

Post by bjornolf » May 29th, 2009, 7:10 am

Yep, just looked and voted again. Hobart is a "6.1", now ALL ALONE in fifth place. So, that actually moves him up a bit. ;)
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Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

Post by CameronBornAndBred » May 29th, 2009, 12:10 pm

I voted his near followers a 1 just to keep them in the kennel.
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Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

Post by TillyGalore » May 29th, 2009, 1:21 pm

I just voted a bunch of times. :)
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Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

Post by CameronBornAndBred » May 29th, 2009, 4:57 pm

Hobart is now at 6.1 B-)
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Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

Post by Sue71 » May 29th, 2009, 5:04 pm

I keep it open in a separate tab and every so often go back and give Hobart a 10 and the other dogs ahead & just behind him 1s. Except Zorra. Sorry, I just can't bring myself to score Zorra down. I don't score Zorra at all... that's my concession.
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Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

Post by wilson » May 29th, 2009, 5:29 pm

Sue71 wrote:I keep it open in a separate tab and every so often go back and give Hobart a 10 and the other dogs ahead & just behind him 1s. Except Zorra. Sorry, I just can't bring myself to score Zorra down. I don't score Zorra at all... that's my concession.
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Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

Post by Sue71 » May 29th, 2009, 5:36 pm

Hey Hobart's at 6.2!
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Re: Poll skew for my brother's dog

Post by CameronBornAndBred » May 29th, 2009, 5:39 pm

Sue71 wrote:I keep it open in a separate tab and every so often go back and give Hobart a 10 and the other dogs ahead & just behind him 1s. Except Zorra. Sorry, I just can't bring myself to score Zorra down. I don't score Zorra at all... that's my concession.
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