You Might Be a Redneck If...

[devildeac]

...You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.

Have at it folks.

I don't recall having done this before.

[devildeac]

...You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company

[windsor]

You mow your yard...and find a car..
Your family tree has no forks...

[DukePA]

You want one of those old fashioned pits you drive your car over for repairs instead of a lift. Oh yeah, and you want it to double as a jacuzzi! (That's one of Bud's dreams!)

[devildeac]

Your state's got a new law that says
when a couple get divorced,
they are still legally brother and sister.

[lawgrad91]

The preacher says, "Bubba, come up here and take up the offering," and ten men and four women walk to the front of the church.

[devildeac]

Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.

[bjornolf]

This one happened with my wife's cousin, it just always cracked me up:

if you legally apply to the fire department to burn down a perfectly good house so you can use the utility hookups for your double wide.

[bjornolf]

one of my personally favorites:

If you have a peeing for distance contest off the motel balcony at your family reunion, and your Aunt Beth wins!

[OZZIE4DUKE]

one of my personally favorites:

If you have a peeing for distance contest off the motel balcony at your family reunion, and your Aunt Beth wins!

[captmojo]

The front porch collapses and it kills more than three dogs, then...

[devildeac]

You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'

[CameronBornAndBred]

You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?'

[windsor]

Directions to your house include "Turn off the paved road"

You have a home that's mobile...and cars that aren't

Your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan

Your CB antenna is a danger to low flying planes

Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds

You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment

You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding

[lawgrad91]

Your wedding dress is strapless but your bra isn't.

[CameronBornAndBred]

Your strapless wedding dress is camouflage.

[lawgrad91]

Your strapless wedding dress is camouflage.

She's a fake redneck. Too many teeth.

[devildeac]

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

[cl15876]

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

It's NOT????

[devildeac]

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

It's NOT????

No , I believe that would be Alitalia...