CameronBornAndBred wrote:In honor of the colonoscopy outings here recently, ....
.... because MoviPrep tastes - and here I am being kind - like a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon.
The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great sense of humor, state that after you drink it, 'a loose, watery bowel movement may result.'
This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground.
MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. ....
CameronBornAndBred wrote:After an action-packed evening, I finally got to sleep.
I'm thinking this is one way road, nothing being packed here!!!!
CameronBornAndBred wrote:....... Eddie also told me that some people put vodka in their MoviPrep.
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There was music playing in the room, and I realized that the song was 'Dancing Queen' by ABBA. I remarked to Andy that, of all the songs that could be playing during this particular procedure, 'Dancing Queen' had to be the least appropriate.
'You want me to turn it up?' said Andy, from somewhere behind me..
.....
This is killing me..... Vodka and "Dancing Queen" (I loved ABBA and that song!!!!! Can't get it out of my mind, TURN IT UP!!!!)
CameronBornAndBred wrote:On the subject of Colonoscopies...
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!'
2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'
3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'
4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'
5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'
6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'
7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'
8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'
9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!'
10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'
11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'
12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'
And the best one of all:
13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'
I still have the recording if you would like me to post .... BWAAAAAAHHH BWAAAAAAHHH BWAAAAAAHHH
CB&B - great post! Like Windsor, when I saw #13, I really started rolling!!!!!!