I thought I was fine, until I checked a text message to a lady from church who asked if things went well.
The text was supposed to say "all is fine."
It said, "ass is fine."


She is not noted for her sense of humor. Oh well.

Moderator: CameronBornAndBred
Colonoscopy. Close....bjornolf wrote:That would be perfect for hemorrhoid surgery.
lawgrad91 wrote:So the nurse told me I should take it easy today in case I had any left over effects of anesthesia.
I thought I was fine, until I checked a text message to a lady from church who asked if things went well.
The text was supposed to say "all is fine."
It said, "ass is fine."![]()
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She is not noted for her sense of humor. Oh well.
Double high fives!!! Very well done!!!CathyCA wrote:A year or so ago, one of my civil cases in which I represented the Plaintiff got appealed to the North Carolina Court of Appeals. I had to write a brief (which was anything BUT brief), and then wait for the Court of Appeals to rule. They declined to hear oral argument. In its opinion, the appellate panel remanded the case back down to the trial court.
Today, I got the new order from the trial court. The last line of the order reads in part, "the Defendant's Motion. . . is DENIED."
The attorney on the other side is a friend on FB, so I can't do my happy dance on FB. Please indulge me while I do it here:
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I won! I won! I won!
Briefs are usually anything but brief, and enormous pains in the all, um, ass.CathyCA wrote:A year or so ago, one of my civil cases in which I represented the Plaintiff got appealed to the North Carolina Court of Appeals. I had to write a brief (which was anything BUT brief), and then wait for the Court of Appeals to rule. They declined to hear oral argument. In its opinion, the appellate panel remanded the case back down to the trial court.
Today, I got the new order from the trial court. The last line of the order reads in part, "the Defendant's Motion. . . is DENIED."
The attorney on the other side is a friend on FB, so I can't do my happy dance on FB. Please indulge me while I do it here:
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I won! I won! I won!
Church-related bloopers you ask?lawgrad91 wrote:So the nurse told me I should take it easy today in case I had any left over effects of anesthesia.
I thought I was fine, until I checked a text message to a lady from church who asked if things went well.
The text was supposed to say "all is fine."
It said, "ass is fine."![]()
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She is not noted for her sense of humor. Oh well.
lawgrad91 wrote:So the nurse told me I should take it easy today in case I had any left over effects of anesthesia.
I thought I was fine, until I checked a text message to a lady from church who asked if things went well.
The text was supposed to say "all is fine."
It said, "ass is fine."![]()
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She is not noted for her sense of humor. Oh well.
lawgrad91 wrote:Briefs are usually anything but brief, and enormous pains in the all, um, ass.CathyCA wrote:A year or so ago, one of my civil cases in which I represented the Plaintiff got appealed to the North Carolina Court of Appeals. I had to write a brief (which was anything BUT brief), and then wait for the Court of Appeals to rule. They declined to hear oral argument. In its opinion, the appellate panel remanded the case back down to the trial court.
Today, I got the new order from the trial court. The last line of the order reads in part, "the Defendant's Motion. . . is DENIED."
The attorney on the other side is a friend on FB, so I can't do my happy dance on FB. Please indulge me while I do it here:
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I won! I won! I won!
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lawgrad91 wrote:Colonoscopy. Close....bjornolf wrote:That would be perfect for hemorrhoid surgery.
When George Brett had hemorrhoid surgery, he stated that all his problems were behind him.
Yep. That's the conclusion I reached yesterday. I came to the realization that I'm fighting a losing battle.Very Duke Blue wrote:Ad, why am I not surprised? Some things you can never do anything to make it better.
Truth. You should be living in the middle of it.lawgrad91 wrote:AD, this is so bizarre, it could be on the "you can't make this stuff up" thread. It gets more strange every day, it seems.
ArkieDukie wrote:Yep. That's the conclusion I reached yesterday. I came to the realization that I'm fighting a losing battle.Very Duke Blue wrote:Ad, why am I not surprised? Some things you can never do anything to make it better.
On the bright side, I unknowingly passed this bit of information on to the local branch of the Italian Mafia. They took it as a call to action. One might predict a shitstorm of epic proportions is gathering in the general vicinity of The Boss. He's already in the dog house with the administration because of issues relating to nepotism, and this could prove to be the straw that broke the camel's back. Not sure whether or not that would be good for me, but it would provide some measure of great karmic justice.