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[CathyCA]

CathyCA - I will add pre-emptive shin kicks to ExLax. He should happily pay for his gregarious honors student son to the college of his choice.

One question - how tall is ExLax? I'm trying to judge how high I can aim the pointy toed shoes. If i can aim high enough, I will opt for steel toed boots.

Um, just pointing out what any bookie or mob enforcer can tell you, that if we cripple him, we'll damage his earning potential, and thus his ability to pay. Just a thought.

I'm just pointing out for the record that I didn't initiate this pointy-toed shoe thing. . .

[lawgrad91]

There is a dunking booth at the Varnish County Administration Building today. Jethro is supposed to be in it at 3pm. For $20, people can pay to hit the dunk button with a fist, instead of having to throw a ball at it. The hat didn't have to go too far around the office for $20.

Apparently someone went into his office and "borrowed" his swim trunks. I had nothing to do with that, but I hear the cackling down the hall.

[DukieInKansas]

There is a dunking booth at the Varnish County Administration Building today. Jethro is supposed to be in it at 3pm. For $20, people can pay to hit the dunk button with a fist, instead of having to throw a ball at it. The hat didn't have to go too far around the office for $20.

Apparently someone went into his office and "borrowed" his swim trunks. I had nothing to do with that, but I hear the cackling down the hall.

I can send money if you want to go for a second round.

[DukieInKansas]

CathyCA - I will add pre-emptive shin kicks to ExLax. He should happily pay for his gregarious honors student son to the college of his choice.

One question - how tall is ExLax? I'm trying to judge how high I can aim the pointy toed shoes. If i can aim high enough, I will opt for steel toed boots.

He is 6'2".

I will work on my balancing skills a bit and then I should easily be able to hit a target a bit higher than his knees if necessary. Pointy toed might work best, if I aim above the knee.

[CathyCA]

There is a dunking booth at the Varnish County Administration Building today. Jethro is supposed to be in it at 3pm. For $20, people can pay to hit the dunk button with a fist, instead of having to throw a ball at it. The hat didn't have to go too far around the office for $20.

Apparently someone went into his office and "borrowed" his swim trunks. I had nothing to do with that, but I hear the cackling down the hall.

Oh, I would love to have a chance to play this game. I would pay the $20 to dunk Jethro myself.

[ArkieDukie]

CathyCA - I will add pre-emptive shin kicks to ExLax. He should happily pay for his gregarious honors student son to the college of his choice.

One question - how tall is ExLax? I'm trying to judge how high I can aim the pointy toed shoes. If i can aim high enough, I will opt for steel toed boots.

Um, just pointing out what any bookie or mob enforcer can tell you, that if we cripple him, we'll damage his earning potential, and thus his ability to pay. Just a thought.

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I like these for shin kicking. The moderate heel allows me to keep solid balance while in my kicking motion. The pointed shape of the toe allows for precision impact. I can lift off a knee cap with these puppies, or put htat toe betweent he tibia and fibula if I so desire.

I'd begin with a 'warning shot' dead center of the tibia...if I didn't see a check book opening up we would, as they say, 'bring the rain'....and I would look good doing it.

Windsor, my sister, I like your choice of footwear. In addition to the pointy toes, the heels can do some damage as well. Both stylish and effective. Sign me up for a pair, too. Fellow shin kickers, what do you think? Matching footwear?

[lawgrad91]

There is a dunking booth at the Varnish County Administration Building today. Jethro is supposed to be in it at 3pm. For $20, people can pay to hit the dunk button with a fist, instead of having to throw a ball at it. The hat didn't have to go too far around the office for $20.

Apparently someone went into his office and "borrowed" his swim trunks. I had nothing to do with that, but I hear the cackling down the hall.

The last I heard, Jethro had earned the most money of all the dunkees. The money goes toward a scholarship fund in memory of the late county administrator.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

CathyCA - I will add pre-emptive shin kicks to ExLax. He should happily pay for his gregarious honors student son to the college of his choice.

One question - how tall is ExLax? I'm trying to judge how high I can aim the pointy toed shoes. If i can aim high enough, I will opt for steel toed boots.

Um, just pointing out what any bookie or mob enforcer can tell you, that if we cripple him, we'll damage his earning potential, and thus his ability to pay. Just a thought.

thCAAE2SFQ.jpg

I like these for shin kicking. The moderate heel allows me to keep solid balance while in my kicking motion. The pointed shape of the toe allows for precision impact. I can lift off a knee cap with these puppies, or put htat toe betweent he tibia and fibula if I so desire.

I'd begin with a 'warning shot' dead center of the tibia...if I didn't see a check book opening up we would, as they say, 'bring the rain'....and I would look good doing it.

Windsor, my sister, I like your choice of footwear. In addition to the pointy toes, the heels can do some damage as well. Both stylish and effective. Sign me up for a pair, too. Fellow shin kickers, what do you think? Matching footwear?

I am all for women wearing stiletto CFMPumps!

[CathyCA]

CathyCA - I will add pre-emptive shin kicks to ExLax. He should happily pay for his gregarious honors student son to the college of his choice.

One question - how tall is ExLax? I'm trying to judge how high I can aim the pointy toed shoes. If i can aim high enough, I will opt for steel toed boots.

Um, just pointing out what any bookie or mob enforcer can tell you, that if we cripple him, we'll damage his earning potential, and thus his ability to pay. Just a thought.

thCAAE2SFQ.jpg

I like these for shin kicking. The moderate heel allows me to keep solid balance while in my kicking motion. The pointed shape of the toe allows for precision impact. I can lift off a knee cap with these puppies, or put htat toe betweent he tibia and fibula if I so desire.

I'd begin with a 'warning shot' dead center of the tibia...if I didn't see a check book opening up we would, as they say, 'bring the rain'....and I would look good doing it.

Those are pretty shoes.

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

Since I'm a tad over the hill, my kicks aren't as high as they used to be. Since I'll want to aim considerably higher than his shins, I'm hiring a Radio City Rockette to do my kicks for me.
Love, Ima

[ArkieDukie]

Since I'm a tad over the hill, my kicks aren't as high as they used to be. Since I'll want to aim considerably higher than his shins, I'm hiring a Radio City Rockette to do my kicks for me.
Love, Ima

That's an excellent idea, Ima! My excuse is that I am, ahem, vertically challenged. Can I get a taller person to sub for me? Someone like Legacy Lady? She's tall! What say you, Lavabe? Would you let your daughter be a Shin Kicker - especially for such a worthy cause?

[Lavabe]

That's an excellent idea, Ima! My excuse is that I am, ahem, vertically challenged. Can I get a taller person to sub for me? Someone like Legacy Lady? She's tall! What say you, Lavabe? Would you let your daughter be a Shin Kicker - especially for such a worthy cause?

We are doing college tours. We have two more tour trips to do: NY/Boston (next week) and DC/NC (end-ish of the month).

Hey Cathy: at least UNC is sending material. I give UNC credit for that.

[windsor]

Since I'm a tad over the hill, my kicks aren't as high as they used to be. Since I'll want to aim considerably higher than his shins, I'm hiring a Radio City Rockette to do my kicks for me.
Love, Ima

I'm 5'6" and kind of long legged, I will have no problem kicking high enough. I will glady get in a good one for you Ima.

[windsor]

Since I'm a tad over the hill, my kicks aren't as high as they used to be. Since I'll want to aim considerably higher than his shins, I'm hiring a Radio City Rockette to do my kicks for me.
Love, Ima

That's an excellent idea, Ima! My excuse is that I am, ahem, vertically challenged. Can I get a taller person to sub for me? Someone like Legacy Lady? She's tall! What say you, Lavabe? Would you let your daughter be a Shin Kicker - especially for such a worthy cause?

No worries ... you distract him with a good solid shin kick...I'll do the rest.

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

Exlax doesn't have a prayer, bless his unsuspecting heart.
Love, Ima

[CathyCA]

Exlax doesn't have a prayer, bless his unsuspecting heart.
Love, Ima

LOL

Thank you all for the support!

[windsor]

Exlax doesn't have a prayer, bless his unsuspecting heart.
Love, Ima

LOL

Thank you all for the support!

Tell ExLax if sees half a dozen women of varying ages and sizes approaching him all wearing the same shoes he should contact you immediately for a list of your demands, and meet or exceed them. Quickly.

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[DukieInKansas]

Hell hath no fury like the friends of a Mother seeking proper support for a child from an ex!



Doesn't she seem happy as she kicks?

[IowaDevil]

Exlax doesn't have a prayer, bless his unsuspecting heart.
Love, Ima

LOL

Thank you all for the support!

I'd be helping kick too except I no longer own the right kind of shoes! I kind of fall into Ima's category - our thoughts are right and we are willing to hire subs -- high kicking ones!

[ArkieDukie]

Since I'm a tad over the hill, my kicks aren't as high as they used to be. Since I'll want to aim considerably higher than his shins, I'm hiring a Radio City Rockette to do my kicks for me.
Love, Ima

That's an excellent idea, Ima! My excuse is that I am, ahem, vertically challenged. Can I get a taller person to sub for me? Someone like Legacy Lady? She's tall! What say you, Lavabe? Would you let your daughter be a Shin Kicker - especially for such a worthy cause?

No worries ... you distract him with a good solid shin kick...I'll do the rest.

Great plan - I like it!