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DukieInKansas · Post by **DukieInKansas** » October 13th, 2012, 9:45 pm

ArkieDukie wrote:Today's words of wisdom from Lindt Chocolate USA: A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

That's what I did wrong during the game. I only used one hand for chocolate.

IowaDevil · Post by **IowaDevil** » October 13th, 2012, 9:53 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
ArkieDukie wrote:Hope the True Blue 'Cue Crew had a better day than the football team did.
They moved up 10 places in the overall standings, compared to last year! They finished 27th, out of 40 teams. No trophies this year, but I can attest that all the food was delicious! Ymm ribs!

Mr ID is positive those ribs are worthy of a Duke Blue Ribbon!

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » October 15th, 2012, 10:23 am

Registered users: 30scheyer, Devil in the Blue Dress, devildeac, Google [Bot], Very Duke Blue

Since when does Google [Bot} count as a "registered user?"

DevilWearsPrada2.0 · Post by **DevilWearsPrada2.0** » October 15th, 2012, 12:14 pm

Bring MINT JELLY FOR LAMB CHOPS FEAST!!!

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » October 15th, 2012, 12:45 pm

This is the 121000'th post in "Our House".

OZZIE4DUKE · Post by **OZZIE4DUKE** » October 15th, 2012, 1:16 pm

CameronBornAndBred wrote:This is the 121000'th post in "Our House".

Cool!

More than half of them are devildeac's!

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » October 15th, 2012, 1:51 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
CameronBornAndBred wrote:This is the 121000'th post in "Our House".
Cool! More than half of them are devildeac's!

Yay us! And DD, thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » October 15th, 2012, 1:54 pm

The good people of the Varnish Zone will be glad to know that I am in the process of putting away the noted criminal "Philly Cheesesteak" for a long, long time.

"Philly Cheesesteak" (that's what defendant calls his alter ego) went into one of the local convenience stores and tried to strongarm the clerk out of a pack of Newports.

What he didn't know is that the clerk has just a bit of street toughness (I have prosecuted every member of her immediate family; late husband, late son, other son, daughter.). Mr. Steak had to have 12 staples in his head when she got done with him.

Today he had 4 felonies certified and got 24 months on two misdemeanors.

Reading the file makes me hungry.

windsor · Post by **windsor** » October 15th, 2012, 3:00 pm

lawgrad91 wrote:The good people of the Varnish Zone will be glad to know that I am in the process of putting away the noted criminal "Philly Cheesesteak" for a long, long time.

The name 'Philly Cheesesteak' does not exaclty strike fear in my heart. It strikes hnger in my stomach, but not fear in my heart...maybe a touch of heartburn if I have onions AND peppers. What kind of nut case uses 'philly cheesteak' as a nickname?

OZZIE4DUKE · Post by **OZZIE4DUKE** » October 15th, 2012, 3:42 pm

windsor wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:The good people of the Varnish Zone will be glad to know that I am in the process of putting away the noted criminal "Philly Cheesesteak" for a long, long time.

The name 'Philly Cheesesteak' does not exaclty strike fear in my heart. It strikes hnger in my stomach, but not fear in my heart...maybe a touch of heartburn if I have onions AND peppers. What kind of nut case uses 'philly cheesteak' as a nickname?

Damn. Now I want to go to Sami's for dinner and get a cheesesteak!

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » October 15th, 2012, 7:25 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
windsor wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:The good people of the Varnish Zone will be glad to know that I am in the process of putting away the noted criminal "Philly Cheesesteak" for a long, long time.

The name 'Philly Cheesesteak' does not exaclty strike fear in my heart. It strikes hnger in my stomach, but not fear in my heart...maybe a touch of heartburn if I have onions AND peppers. What kind of nut case uses 'philly cheesteak' as a nickname?
Damn. Now I want to go to Sami's for dinner and get a cheesesteak!

My thoughts as well. Good thing his case was early and not around lunchtime, and a pity there isn't a great place close to the courthouse for a Philly cheesesteak.

I swear the nicknames of these guys are amazing. I prosecuted someone for accidentally shooting Shit Fly a few years ago. Now there is a guy who should have gone to the dump on the hump, except he didn't play ball.

CathyCA · Post by **CathyCA** » October 15th, 2012, 8:33 pm

lawgrad91 wrote: My thoughts as well. Good thing his case was early and not around lunchtime, and a pity there isn't a great place close to the courthouse for a Philly cheesesteak.

I swear the nicknames of these guys are amazing. I prosecuted someone for accidentally shooting Shit Fly a few years ago. Now there is a guy who should have gone to the dump on the hump, except he didn't play ball.

Bwahahahahahahaha! He needs to go on my Pinterest board on mugshots to honor that name.

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » October 15th, 2012, 10:53 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
CameronBornAndBred wrote:This is the 121000'th post in "Our House".
Cool! More than half of them are devildeac's!

Not true. Less than 9% are mine

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devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » October 15th, 2012, 11:00 pm

devildeac wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
CameronBornAndBred wrote:This is the 121000'th post in "Our House".
Cool! More than half of them are devildeac's!
Not true. Less than 9% are mine .

8.97% to be exact as of 10:59 tonight.

But maybe 8.98% after this post

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Post by **YmoBeThere** » October 16th, 2012, 5:50 am

devildeac wrote:
devildeac wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote: Cool! More than half of them are devildeac's!
Not true. Less than 9% are mine .

8.97% to be exact as of 10:59 tonight.

But maybe 8.98% after this post .

That is why you are the Chancellor and we are not. That's probably not correct for some grammatical reason. I'm an engineer, English while useful and functional isn't that exciting for me.

bjornolf · Post by **bjornolf** » October 16th, 2012, 6:39 am

Wow, DD.

windsor · Post by **windsor** » October 16th, 2012, 7:45 am

devildeac wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
CameronBornAndBred wrote:This is the 121000'th post in "Our House".
Cool! More than half of them are devildeac's!
Not true. Less than 9% are mine .

Less than 9% - you need to get on it ...slacker!

windsor · Post by **windsor** » October 16th, 2012, 7:46 am

YmoBeThere wrote:
devildeac wrote:But maybe 8.98% after this post .
That is why you are the Chancellor and we are not. That's probably not correct for some grammatical reason. I'm an engineer, English while useful and functional isn't that exciting for me.

Everytime we respond to one of DDs posts we dillute his post percentage. Perhaps we should let him talk to himself for a while and crackt he magic 10% mark.

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » October 16th, 2012, 8:53 am

YmoBeThere wrote:
devildeac wrote:
devildeac wrote:Not true. Less than 9% are mine .

8.97% to be exact as of 10:59 tonight.

But maybe 8.98% after this post .
That is why you are the Chancellor and we are not. That's probably not correct for some grammatical reason. I'm an engineer, English while useful and functional isn't that exciting for me.

OZZIE4DUKE · Post by **OZZIE4DUKE** » October 16th, 2012, 8:54 am

windsor wrote:
YmoBeThere wrote:
devildeac wrote:But maybe 8.98% after this post .
That is why you are the Chancellor and we are not. That's probably not correct for some grammatical reason. I'm an engineer, English while useful and functional isn't that exciting for me.
Every time we respond to one of DDs posts we dilute his post percentage. Perhaps we should let him talk to himself for a while and crack he magic 10% mark.

Not true, Windsor. He responds to every post directed in his direction, sometimes more than once, so he raises his percentage closer to 50%!

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