Who is the bestest fictional TV or Movie wife in history?

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Who is the bestest fictional TV or Movie wife in history?

Post by EarlJam » June 16th, 2009, 9:31 pm

For me, it's Adrian from the Rocky movies. She was pretty, tough, loyal, and just kick ass.

YO Adrian! I love you!

Who would it be for you? I'd make this a poll but can't think of many other kick-ass TV/movie wives (Edith?).

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Post by captmojo » June 16th, 2009, 9:33 pm

TV-Samantha/Elizabeth Montgomery
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Post by CathyCA » June 16th, 2009, 9:39 pm

Claire Huxtable
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Post by wilson » June 16th, 2009, 9:50 pm

Wanna-hang-out-with-them hot: Clare Huxtable (no I; you can look it up :-B ).
Wholesome hot: June Cleaver
Gaudy hot: Carmela Soprano
Cartoonish hot: Jane Jetson
Zaftig hot: Miss Piggy (OK, not really...I just love the word "zaftig")
Fairy tale hot: Princess Buttercup
Kick-ass hot: Beatrix Kiddo (actually just 'the Bride,' but anyway...)
Disney Princess hot: Ariel

Well...I had this list all typed when I realized that the question is "best" wife, not "hottest" wife. But I really like my list, so I'll submit it anyway.
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Post by EarlJam » June 16th, 2009, 9:54 pm

wilson wrote:Wanna-hang-out-with-them hot: Clare Huxtable (no I; you can look it up :-B ).
Wholesome hot: June Cleaver
Gaudy hot: Carmela Soprano
Cartoonish hot: Jane Jetson
Zaftig hot: Miss Piggy (OK, not really...I just love the word "zaftig")
Fairy tale hot: Princess Buttercup
Kick-ass hot: Beatrix Kiddo (actually just 'the Bride,' but anyway...)
Disney Princess hot: Ariel

Well...I had this list all typed when I realized that the question is "best" wife, not "hottest" wife. But I really like my list, so I'll submit it anyway.
Cartoon hot: Dude, not a bad call on Jane. But gimmie some Daffney from Scooby Doo or Betty Rubble. They didn't call her "BED ROCKIN' Betty" for nothing!

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Post by bjornolf » June 17th, 2009, 8:34 am

Wilson: Are all of those on your list wives? Princess Buttercup? Miss Piggy? Ariel?

EJ: I don't think Daphne ever got married.

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Post by wilson » June 17th, 2009, 9:50 am

bjornolf wrote:Wilson: Are all of those on your list wives? Princess Buttercup? Miss Piggy? Ariel?

EJ: I don't think Daphne ever got married.

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Post by bjornolf » June 17th, 2009, 9:55 am

Well, then they were brides, not wives, right? Beside that, I thought Westley and Buttercup just rode off into the sunset at the end after escaping the tower. Did they ever actually get married in the movie or book?

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Post by wilson » June 17th, 2009, 9:57 am

bjornolf wrote:Well, then they were brides, not wives, right? Beside that, I thought Westley and Buttercup just rode off into the sunset at the end after escaping the tower. Did they ever actually get married in the movie or book?

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bjornolf wrote:Well, then they were brides, not wives, right? Beside that, I thought Westley and Buttercup just rode off into the sunset at the end after escaping the tower. Did they ever actually get married in the movie or book?

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Post by cl15876 » June 17th, 2009, 7:29 pm

EarlJam wrote:
wilson wrote:Wanna-hang-out-with-them hot: Clare Huxtable (no I; you can look it up :-B ).
Wholesome hot: June Cleaver
Gaudy hot: Carmela Soprano
Cartoonish hot: Jane Jetson
Zaftig hot: Miss Piggy (OK, not really...I just love the word "zaftig")
Fairy tale hot: Princess Buttercup
Kick-ass hot: Beatrix Kiddo (actually just 'the Bride,' but anyway...)
Disney Princess hot: Ariel

Well...I had this list all typed when I realized that the question is "best" wife, not "hottest" wife. But I really like my list, so I'll submit it anyway.
Cartoon hot: Dude, not a bad call on Jane. But gimmie some Daffney from Scooby Doo or Betty Rubble. They didn't call her "BED ROCKIN' Betty" for nothing!

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1. I always was in lust and love for Claire Huxtable
2. June I think would not be that charismatic
3. Carmela is just a bad girl.... HEY NOW.... ROCK MY WORLD!!!!!! WHAT WE COULD DO!!!!!
4. JANE JETSON... WAS ALWAYS HOTTTTTTT!!!!
5. Miss Piggy ... bless her heart, but NOT SO MUCH
6/7. Ms. Buttercup and Beatrix ... not sure who they are, but if they resemble Taylor Swift ... I am THERE!!!! :D
8. Ariel - ABSOLUTELY... HER VOICE makes me MELT....

#8 reminds ME OF THE OLD FLINSTONES with ANNE MARG-ROCK (aka Anne Margeret), .... she GOT MY PASSION and LOVE by voice, by HAIR, etc.... as a YOUNG MAN to-be....... (OMG, did I just admit that ANNE MARG-ROCK) ON THE FLINTSTONES was my 1st RED HEAD ATTRACTION?????? :oops:
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Post by Shammrog » June 17th, 2009, 8:08 pm

And, what the HELL was Betty Rubble doing with that tool Barney anyway?
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Post by EarlJam » June 17th, 2009, 8:15 pm

Shammrog wrote:And, what the HELL was Betty Rubble doing with that tool Barney anyway?

Dude,

Barney had amassed a large amount of cash through his 401rocK plan and was hung like a Macrodontophion.

Betty was a loaded freak, and Barney was loving every prehistoric minute of it.

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Post by cl15876 » June 17th, 2009, 9:16 pm

EarlJam wrote:
Shammrog wrote:And, what the HELL was Betty Rubble doing with that tool Barney anyway?

Dude,

Barney had amassed a large amount of cash through his 401rocK plan and was hung like a Macrodontophion.

Betty was a loaded freak, and Barney was loving every prehistoric minute of it.

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It took me a bit to figure out how I missed Betty, but I don't Barney was able to appropreeee-ATE (sp?).... so being hung is NOT everything....... but Betty was cute!!!! :D
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Post by bjornolf » June 18th, 2009, 9:20 am

Cartoon hot, I'd have to go with Jessica Rabbit. And she's got booby traps! ;) Either her or Leela from Futurama. Those cyclops chicks is hot! ;) If Leela winks, how can you tell?

As for your zaftig category, check out this article about Leonard Nimoy! http://www.backinskinnyjeans.com/2007/0 ... moy_p.html

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Post by cl15876 » June 18th, 2009, 3:52 pm

I've always had a thing for Anne MargROCK ..... beautiful voice and lovely RED HAIR!!!! I ONLY know 1 other RED HEAD that rocks my world and she IS NOT A CARTOON character, but I leave that to y'alls imagination!!! :D
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Post by throatybeard » June 18th, 2009, 5:25 pm

Red hair, eh? Demelza, from the Poldark miniseries in the UK in the 70s.
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Post by cl15876 » June 18th, 2009, 5:35 pm

throatybeard wrote:Red hair, eh? Demelza, from the Poldark miniseries in the UK in the 70s.
VERY CUTE!!!! GREAT GUESSSS!!!!! but onccccckkkkkk, .... YOU MUST GUESS AGAIN, that ENTRY IS NOT VALID! :D
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Post by Miles » June 19th, 2009, 8:49 am

Lois from the Family Guy or Marge from the Simpsons.
The amount of crap they put up with is amazing, and they still love their husbands. Sweet.
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Post by cl15876 » June 19th, 2009, 8:56 am

Miles wrote:Lois from the Family Guy or Marge from the Simpsons.
The amount of crap they put up with is amazing, and they still love their husbands. Sweet.
onccccckkkkkk, .... YOU MUST GUESS AGAIN, that ENTRY IS NOT VALID, WARNING WARNING WARNING your next guess, if incorrect, will cause your computer to SELF-DESTRUCT!!! :D

I've only seen the Family Guy once because either there has been something better on or my kids were around and I don't think that show is a kid appropriate show to let them watch similiar to the simpsons.
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