Charlie Sheen

Post by **wilson** » February 28th, 2011, 8:20 pm

Apparently, Crazy Chucky has "tiger blood and Adonis DNA":
http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/02/28/c ... index.html
Some real gems here too, my favorite being "Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it that way.":
http://www.slate.com/blogs/blogs/browbe ... saber.aspx
This guy is seriously cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » February 28th, 2011, 9:44 pm

Lavabe wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:Apparently this morning he said by Tuesday, he would be suing the studio and they would change their name from Warner Brothers to Charlie Brothers.

I heard this on the radio and don't know what morning program he was on.
He was on TODAY this morning. You could probably watch that train wreck on HULU.com.

If all of this IS a PR stunt, he needs to fire his PR team (and makeup team). I saw an actual interview tonight - actually two of them. Jesus, he looks awful, even in an interview setting where they made him up; and I believe he really has flipped his lid. The only thing I DON"T buy is the whole "bad ass mother fucker" thing. Bad boy? Okay. But bad mother fucker as in "i'll kick your ass and ride my motorcycle off in the sunset," no. That boy done blown a gasket. He appears insane.

-EarlJam

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » February 28th, 2011, 9:48 pm

wilson wrote: "Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it that way.":

L.O. mo fuggin' L!

I'm going to use this line at least once each day for the rest of my life!

-EarlJam

Post by **wilson** » February 28th, 2011, 9:50 pm

EarlJam wrote:I'm going to use this line at least once each day for the rest of my life!

-EarlJam

"I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special" is pretty good, too.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/02/28/c ... index.html

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » February 28th, 2011, 9:53 pm

wilson wrote:
EarlJam wrote:I'm going to use this line at least once each day for the rest of my life!

-EarlJam
"I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special" is pretty good, too.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/02/28/c ... index.html

"I'm special god dammit! And if you disagree, I will violently hate you!"

Wasn't there an SNL skit about self help, "i'm special" stuff. Included the line, "...and gosh darnit, people LIKE me!"

-EarlJam

Post by **wilson** » February 28th, 2011, 9:59 pm

EarlJam wrote:Wasn't there an SNL skit about self help, "i'm special" stuff. Included the line, "...and gosh darnit, people LIKE me!"

-EarlJam

Actually, it was "doggone it, people like me." It was a character by the name of Stuart Smalley, played by Al Franken.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DIETlxquzY

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » February 28th, 2011, 10:39 pm

Hmmm, I might try to work "I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special" in court tomorrow afternoon. I'm sure it's a perfect line for someone's domestic case.

Very Duke Blue · Post by **Very Duke Blue** » February 28th, 2011, 10:52 pm

I think Charlie has flipped.

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » March 1st, 2011, 5:04 am

I believe that the proper context of the quote from Charlie, involves the literal definition of the word 'bitchin'. Really.

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » March 1st, 2011, 10:10 pm

captmojo wrote:I believe that the proper context of the quote from Charlie, involves the literal definition of the word 'bitchin'. Really.

Agreed.

On a side note, your Avatar scares me a little bit. Just sayin'.

Is it for Mardi Gras?

-EarlJam

Post by **wilson** » March 1st, 2011, 10:33 pm

EarlJam wrote:...your Avatar scares me a little bit. Just sayin'.

Is it for Mardi Gras?

-EarlJam

Dude...didn't you ever watch Pee Wee's Playhouse?

CathyCA · Post by **CathyCA** » March 1st, 2011, 10:37 pm

I don't understand why Charlie Sheen calls these two ho-bags "goddesses." They're not even remotely pretty.

Post by **wilson** » March 2nd, 2011, 8:25 am

This is really fantastic...a random Charlie Sheen quote generator.
http://www.livethesheendream.com/

colchar · Post by **colchar** » March 2nd, 2011, 3:28 pm

CathyCA wrote:I don't understand why Charlie Sheen calls these two ho-bags "goddesses." They're not even remotely pretty.

Bree Olson has certain qualities that make her attractive. Not that I've ever witnessed them though...

colchar · Post by **colchar** » March 2nd, 2011, 3:30 pm

I read somewhere today that the show earns the network $150 million per year so I still think they will do everything they can to keep it on the air.

Post by **wilson** » March 2nd, 2011, 4:07 pm

colchar wrote:Bree Olson has certain qualities that make her attractive. Not that I've ever witnessed them though...

Jeez...some of the, ahem, awards she's won, listed at the bottom of this page, have some hilariously raunchy names, stuff that even I won't type here.

DukeUsul · Post by **DukeUsul** » March 2nd, 2011, 7:24 pm

The media needs to ignore Charlie. This whole fiasco is just fueling his drug-fueled narcissism.

And the show just isn't that good and I have a ridiculously un-evolved sense of humor. I hope they let it die.

DukeUsul · Post by **DukeUsul** » March 2nd, 2011, 7:25 pm

DukeUsul wrote:The media needs to ignore Charlie.

Of course this will never happen.

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » March 2nd, 2011, 7:30 pm

DukeUsul wrote:
DukeUsul wrote:The media needs to ignore Charlie.
Of course this will never happen.

And of course..even that idea is a cover story....sigh.

Cover story: Why we can't stop watching (From CNN)

http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebri ... tml?hpt=C1

And also...

If we did what Sheen did, we'd be in jail (Also from CNN)

http://www.cnn.com/2011/OPINION/03/02/g ... tml?hpt=C1

DukeUsul · Post by **DukeUsul** » March 2nd, 2011, 7:34 pm

And where are Emilio and Martin?

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