The Official "Good Morning" Thread

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Good morning.

[Very Duke Blue]

Good morning.

[lawgrad91]

Harumph.

Back from morning grand jury. I discovered that the county didn't fix the spam blocker in my absence. I had 24 emails, ten of which were out-and-out spam.

Two personal favorites today (I think we're outsourcing our spam)

"Viagra Flavored" (Viagra-flavored what? And what flavor does viagra have, anyway? Way too many NSFW possibilities spring to mind)

"Big rocket makes women happy" (no, big WALLET makes women happy)

[CameronBornAndBred]

Good morning. And good night.

[captmojo]

"Big rocket makes women happy" (no, big WALLET makes women happy)

And here I always thought it was Johnny Rockets.
Good morning.
Good temps this day. Yesterday, we had frozen rain and the rail company had the wisdom to keep us locked out of their yard until 8:30 and/or ice thaw. I wish our 'Fearless Leader' would take a damn clue! He actually called in to ask us, who were there at 7:00, for driving advice, as he was stuck. What a dipshit!

[Very Duke Blue]

Good morning.

[CathyCA]

Good morning!

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Good morning.

Game day! Beat State!

[lawgrad91]

Harumph. PHB, who is supposed to be in Richmond, is in his office. Coworker Randy, who is supposed to be in court, is in Richmond to answer questions in the General Assembly. Coworker Wayne, who is supposed to be in court this afternoon, is in Florida with his mama. Coworker Andrew, who is supposed to be in his office, is in court. Coworker Lawgrad, who was supposed to have the entire day to work on murder case for Friday since she has court tomorrow, has court and stupid office shit today.

Bring on the wuffies. I will destroy them with my bare hands.

[DevilWearsPrada2.0]

Good Morning, Good Morning. I am still having my GOOD MORNING wake me up Coffee. GAME DAY! GAME FACE! Lets Go DUKE, Beat STATE!!! And as always, GTHC!

GO DUKE!!!!

[captmojo]

Bring on the wuffies. I will destroy them with my bare hands.

Whatever you do, take care of your toes. With an attitude like that...SUIT UP!

[captmojo]

I actually heard a "Good morning" from Fearless Leader yesterday. I think it was just knee-jerk reactive.

Gonna be another nice day today. Not quite as warm as yesterday, but still very welcome.
Sorry about your snow/cold, midwest. If you like it, well...

[CathyCA]

Good morning!

[CameronBornAndBred]

Good morning. One eye has opened. The other is still debating.

[Very Duke Blue]

Good morning.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

Good morning.

This evening will be even better! Will be with Ruthiepoo!

[wilson]

This evening will be even better! Will be with Ruthiepoo!

Just as long as it's Ruthiepoo, and not Ruthie's poo.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

This evening will be even better! Will be with Ruthiepoo!

Just as long as it's Ruthiepoo, and not Ruthie's poo.

Fear not! But if faced with changing a pooie diaper, I've done it before and I will do it again.

[lawgrad91]

Harumph.

[captmojo]

This evening will be even better! Will be with Ruthiepoo!

Just as long as it's Ruthiepoo, and not Ruthie's poo.

And not...

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