You Might Be a Redneck If...

[OZZIE4DUKE]

... there is a six-inch gap (or more!) between the bottom of your shirt and the top of your pants.

Quite an image conjured up with that one.

Well, are we talking male or female, front cleavage or plumber's cleavage... and equally important, in shape or grossly overweight (for either gender) ?

[lawgrad91]

... there is a six-inch gap (or more!) between the bottom of your shirt and the top of your pants.

Quite an image conjured up with that one.

Well, are we talking male or female, front cleavage or plumber's cleavage... and equally important, in shape or grossly overweight (for either gender) ?

Don't know about DD, but the ones that come to court can be of either gender, and are ALWAYS grossly overweight, and the cleavage can be front, back, or both.

[devildeac]

... there is a six-inch gap (or more!) between the bottom of your shirt and the top of your pants.

Quite an image conjured up with that one.

Unfortunately, I have seen this in court.

I suspect, DD, that the person you saw is either a patient of yours, or will be soon enough.

Nah, I lifted that one from the "You Might be a Redneck..." calender

But I have seen a few of those.

[devildeac]

... there is a six-inch gap (or more!) between the bottom of your shirt and the top of your pants.

Quite an image conjured up with that one.

Well, are we talking male or female, front cleavage or plumber's cleavage... and equally important, in shape or grossly overweight (for either gender) ?

Does it really matter?

If you got that much of a gap, you MUST be a redneck. Either that, or your t-shirt/"wife-beater" shrunk 2-3 sizes with the last load of laundry.

[devildeac]

... there is a six-inch gap (or more!) between the bottom of your shirt and the top of your pants.

Quite an image conjured up with that one.

Well, are we talking male or female, front cleavage or plumber's cleavage... and equally important, in shape or grossly overweight (for either gender) ?

Don't know about DD, but the ones that come to court can be of either gender, and are ALWAYS grossly overweight, and the cleavage can be front, back, or both.

What she said.

[CameronBornAndBred]

... there is a six-inch gap (or more!) between the bottom of your shirt and the top of your pants.

Quite an image conjured up with that one.

I love rednecks.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

... there is a six-inch gap (or more!) between the bottom of your shirt and the top of your pants.

Quite an image conjured up with that one.

I love rednecks.

I dare say that's a bit more than six inches. Or were you talking side to side...

[lawgrad91]

That's not what the ones who come to court look like....

[colchar]

Don't know about DD, but the ones that come to court can be of either gender, and are ALWAYS grossly overweight, and the cleavage can be front, back, or both.

These are the images that come to mind for me:













Ah Shania, yet another Canadian treasure.

[EarlJam]

Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.

LOL. This one made me chuckle!

-EJ

[EarlJam]

I dare say that's a bit more than six inches. Or were you talking side to side...

That's what she said.



-EJ

[devildeac]

A dating service matches you up with a relative.

[YmoBeThere]

... there is a six-inch gap (or more!) between the bottom of your shirt and the top of your pants.

Quite an image conjured up with that one.

I love rednecks.

Anything said here can only get me in trouble.

[devildeac]

... there is a six-inch gap (or more!) between the bottom of your shirt and the top of your pants.

Quite an image conjured up with that one.

I love rednecks.

Anything said here can only get me in trouble.

Agreed.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

... there is a six-inch gap (or more!) between the bottom of your shirt and the top of your pants.

Quite an image conjured up with that one.
I love rednecks.


Anything said here can only get me in trouble.

Agreed.

But we can think anything we want!

[captmojo]

I said nothing.

[devildeac]

You regard splitting a 12-pack as "foreplay."

[YmoBeThere]

Wouldn't that be known as having a six pack?

[devildeac]

Wouldn't that be known as having a six pack?

Partner or no partner?

[devildeac]

...your favorite foods are only available at state fairs.