Cracker Talk

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » May 31st, 2009, 11:10 pm

Okay Cracker conesseuiers (no, I cannot spell this word), without cheating, tell me how many crackers are in one standard sleeve of Saltine crackers.

Love,

-EarlJam

Rolvix · Post by **Rolvix** » May 31st, 2009, 11:12 pm

I guess 50.
But I have no earthly idea.

Shammrog · Post by **Shammrog** » June 1st, 2009, 5:36 am

EJ - I thought you were suggesting the name for our cable access show!

TillyGalore · Post by **TillyGalore** » June 1st, 2009, 7:03 am

Yay! Earljam is back.

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » June 1st, 2009, 7:32 am

I just bought some, but without looking I'm going to guess 25. Great to see you back!

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » June 1st, 2009, 8:29 am

Oh, my.

What's next? Raisinets? Goobers? :oops: :roll:

bjornolf · Post by **bjornolf** » June 1st, 2009, 9:38 am

50 seems too few to me. 70 maybe?

DukieInKansas · Post by **DukieInKansas** » June 1st, 2009, 9:41 am

I'll go with 30.

CathyCA · Post by **CathyCA** » June 1st, 2009, 9:57 am

I think it's got to be an even number. I'll guess 30.

And now I'm hungry for some crunchy Jif.

windsor · Post by **windsor** » June 1st, 2009, 10:00 am

I'll guess 36...

DukePA · Post by **DukePA** » June 1st, 2009, 12:07 pm

I guessed 45. Don't know why, but the number popped into my brain before I saw the choices. EJ, are you going to make us count or will you provide the answer

!

cl15876 · Post by **cl15876** » June 1st, 2009, 12:32 pm

I am thinking 25!

windsor · Post by **windsor** » June 1st, 2009, 12:33 pm

windsor wrote:I'll guess 36...

uh....that would be 35....can't type before noon (or much after noon either)

bjornolf · Post by **bjornolf** » June 1st, 2009, 1:33 pm

I'll be there are different numbers depending on the brand. In my box of Nabisco Premiums, there are 4 sleeves, and the nutritional info says there are 150 (approx.) crackers per box, so that would mean there are 37.5 crackers per sleeve, neither even NOR a whole number!

windsor · Post by **windsor** » June 1st, 2009, 1:55 pm

bjornolf wrote:I'll be there are different numbers depending on the brand. In my box of Nabisco Premiums, there are 4 sleeves, and the nutritional info says there are 150 (approx.) crackers per box, so that would mean there are 37.5 crackers per sleeve, neither even NOR a whole number!

And I though the pieces I always seem to get were broken whole crackers...when it has really been the pesky .5 of a cracker.

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » June 1st, 2009, 9:06 pm

The "official" answer from the EarlJam experiments is 35.

Congrats to the two who picked 35!

Also, I am officially making "sleeve of crackers" a metaphor for a long line (35+) of white people.

Example: "Man, I missed 40 minutes of the Barry Manilow concert because of the sleeve of crackers at Will Call."

-EarlJam

Post by **wilson** » June 1st, 2009, 9:18 pm

EarlJam wrote:The "official" answer from the EarlJam experiments is 35.

Congrats to the two who picked 35!

Also, I am officially making "sleeve of crackers" a metaphor for a long line (35+) of white people.

Example: "Man, I missed 40 minutes of the Barry Manilow concert because of the sleeve of crackers at Will Call."

-EarlJam

Full confession: I was one of the people who picked 35, and you already told me the answer on Saturday night.

CathyCA · Post by **CathyCA** » June 1st, 2009, 10:56 pm

EarlJam wrote:The "official" answer from the EarlJam experiments is 35.

Congrats to the two who picked 35!

Also, I am officially making "sleeve of crackers" a metaphor for a long line (35+) of white people.

Example: "Man, I missed 40 minutes of the Barry Manilow concert because of the sleeve of crackers at Will Call."

-EarlJam

Are you going to post this definition at urbandictionary.com? Because if you are, you need to let us know so that we can go over there and give it the thumbs up.

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » June 2nd, 2009, 7:36 pm

EarlJam wrote:The "official" answer from the EarlJam experiments is 35.

Congrats to the two who picked 35!

Also, I am officially making "sleeve of crackers" a metaphor for a long line (35+) of white people.

Example: "Man, I missed 40 minutes of the Barry Manilow concert because of the sleeve of crackers at Will Call."

-EarlJam

Damn. I know too much about crackers.

Post by **YmoBeThere** » June 2nd, 2009, 8:37 pm

I was expecting the yin to the urbandictionary's yang in this thread...

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