FOUR DOGS
Four men were bragging about how smart their
dogs were. The first man was an Engineer,
the second man was an Accountant,
the third man was a Chemist, and
the fourth man was a Government Employee.
To show off, the Engineer called his dog,
"T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some
paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square,
and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his dog could do better.
He called his dog and said,
"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned
with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles
of 3 cookies. Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said his dog could do better. He called his
dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of
milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to the Government Employee
and said, "What can your mutt do?"
The Government Employee called his dog and said,
"CoffeeBreak, do your stuff."
CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet,
ate the cookies,
drank the milk,
pooped on the paper,
humped the other three dogs,
claimed he injured his back while so doing,
filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions,
put in for Workers Compensation, and
went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.............
[redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.