Closed for One Day (24 Hours)

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » November 29th, 2009, 10:36 pm

Okay, Steve the god (not THE god), comes to you and says, "You must choose one of the following to be closed for one full Earth day. What do you choose? Why? (if you feel like elaborating)

Rolvix · Post by **Rolvix** » November 29th, 2009, 10:43 pm

Good gosh. I'd hate to see the acne that would result with the skin pores option!

CathyCA · Post by **CathyCA** » November 29th, 2009, 10:50 pm

I am so freaking tired that I chose eyes. I could sleep for 24 hours right now, and I really wish that I didn't have to drive the carpool and go to work tomorrow so that I could get some rest.

DevilAlumna · Post by **DevilAlumna** » November 29th, 2009, 11:05 pm

If I make a joke about GOP voters consistently choosing "mind," would we start up a PPB board? ;)

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » November 29th, 2009, 11:14 pm

Since I can read anything that is really important (except for the guy's lips in the car behind me yelling "Train!") I choose ears. And I'll avoid railroad crossings.

Very Duke Blue · Post by **Very Duke Blue** » November 30th, 2009, 10:26 am

Ears but only if I could choose what I didn't want to hear.

Lavabe · Post by **Lavabe** » November 30th, 2009, 11:27 am

DevilAlumna wrote:If I make a joke about GOP voters consistently choosing "mind," would we start up a PPB board? ;)

Paging Shammrog...

Miles · Post by **Miles** » November 30th, 2009, 12:36 pm

I went with eyes. I think I could live a day without my eyes. It would be a good excuse to take the day off work and listen to music all day. No way in the world I would volunteer to have my ears closed.

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » December 1st, 2009, 7:35 pm

I chose anus. See joke thread.

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » December 1st, 2009, 7:49 pm

devildeac wrote:I chose anus. See joke thread.

I just have to say that this post cracked me up (no pun intended). "I chose anus..."

A slight variation would make for a fantastic if disturbed bumper sticker or T-Shirt:

CHOOSE ANUS!

-EJ

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » December 1st, 2009, 8:08 pm

EarlJam wrote:
devildeac wrote:I chose anus. See joke thread.
I just have to say that this post cracked me up (no pun intended). "I chose anus..."

A slight variation would make for a fantastic if disturbed bumper sticker or T-Shirt:

CHOOSE ANUS!

-EJ

Well, how about this old, old planetary FB cheer (directed at md or unc, of course):

Up Mars
Up Jupiter
Up Uranus

:roll:

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