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My mother is a bigger PW than I am!

Post by DukePA » November 8th, 2009, 11:41 am

I love it!!! We were talking on the phone recently and Stevo overhead me remark, "Mom, you're a bigger whore than I am!" He almost spewed his beer all over the TV =)) =)) =)) !!

BTW, Very Duke Blue has officially passed her daughter in post counts!! Go Mom!!!

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Re: My mother is a bigger PW than I am!

Post by Very Duke Blue » November 8th, 2009, 1:12 pm

DukePA wrote:I love it!!! We were talking on the phone recently and Stevo overhead me remark, "Mom, you're a bigger whore than I am!" He almost spewed his beer all over the TV =)) =)) =)) !!

BTW, Very Duke Blue has officially passed her daughter in post counts!! Go Mom!!!

GTHC!!
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Re: My mother is a bigger PW than I am!

Post by Very Duke Blue » November 8th, 2009, 1:14 pm

DukePA wrote:I love it!!! We were talking on the phone recently and Stevo overhead me remark, "Mom, you're a bigger whore than I am!" He almost spewed his beer all over the TV =)) =)) =)) !!

BTW, Very Duke Blue has officially passed her daughter in post counts!! Go Mom!!!

GTHC!!
and one pw for the road. ;)
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Re: My mother is a bigger PW than I am!

Post by Very Duke Blue » November 8th, 2009, 1:15 pm

well, maybe i need two for the road. ;) ;;)
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Re: My mother is a bigger PW than I am!

Post by Very Duke Blue » November 8th, 2009, 1:16 pm

ok, i'll go for three. :))
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Re: My mother is a bigger PW than I am!

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » November 8th, 2009, 1:28 pm

DukePA wrote:I love it!!! We were talking on the phone recently and Stevo overhead me remark, "Mom, you're a bigger whore than I am!" He almost spewed his beer all over the TV =)) =)) =)) !!

BTW, Very Duke Blue has officially passed her daughter in post counts!! Go Mom!!!

GTHC!!
To the tune of the GT fight song...

I'm the prostitute from dear old Duke, you can have me for 50 cents!
I'll lay my ass upon the grass, my skirt up on the fence!
I'll (la la la la la la la, la la la la la la)
But get off of me, you SOB, if you're from unc!
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Re: My mother is a bigger PW than I am!

Post by CameronBornAndBred » November 8th, 2009, 1:29 pm

DukePA wrote:I love it!!! We were talking on the phone recently and Stevo overhead me remark, "Mom, you're a bigger whore than I am!" He almost spewed his beer all over the TV =)) =)) =)) !!

BTW, Very Duke Blue has officially passed her daughter in post counts!! Go Mom!!!

GTHC!!
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Re: My mother is a bigger PW than I am!

Post by devildeac » November 8th, 2009, 3:42 pm

DukePA wrote:I love it!!! We were talking on the phone recently and Stevo overhead me remark, "Mom, you're a bigger whore than I am!" He almost spewed his beer all over the TV =)) =)) =)) !!

BTW, Very Duke Blue has officially passed her daughter in post counts!! Go Mom!!!

GTHC!!
:)) :)) =)) =))
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Re: My mother is a bigger PW than I am!

Post by devildeac » November 8th, 2009, 3:47 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
DukePA wrote:I love it!!! We were talking on the phone recently and Stevo overhead me remark, "Mom, you're a bigger whore than I am!" He almost spewed his beer all over the TV =)) =)) =)) !!

BTW, Very Duke Blue has officially passed her daughter in post counts!! Go Mom!!!

GTHC!!
To the tune of the GT fight song...

I'm the prostitute from dear old Duke, you can have me for 50 cents!
I'll lay my ass upon the grass, my skirt up on the fence!
I'll (la la la la la la la, la la la la la la)
But get off of me, you SOB, if you're from unc!
To the tune of unc's alma mater (which Ozzie and I "altered" very nicely yesterday, thank you very much):

From the shores of Orange County,
Comes an awful smell.
Where twelve thousand sons-of-bitches,
Go to chapel hill.

(also from one of the Ivies about Cornell:

High above Cayuga's waters,
Comes an awful smell,
Some say it's Cayuga's waters,
I say it's Cornell.)
[redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.
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Re: My mother is a bigger PW than I am!

Post by CathyCA » November 8th, 2009, 6:30 pm

devildeac wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
DukePA wrote:I love it!!! We were talking on the phone recently and Stevo overhead me remark, "Mom, you're a bigger whore than I am!" He almost spewed his beer all over the TV =)) =)) =)) !!

BTW, Very Duke Blue has officially passed her daughter in post counts!! Go Mom!!!

GTHC!!
To the tune of the GT fight song...

I'm the prostitute from dear old Duke, you can have me for 50 cents!
I'll lay my ass upon the grass, my skirt up on the fence!
I'll (la la la la la la la, la la la la la la)
But get off of me, you SOB, if you're from unc!
To the tune of unc's alma mater (which Ozzie and I "altered" very nicely yesterday, thank you very much):

From the shores of Orange County,
Comes an awful smell.
Where twelve thousand sons-of-bitches,
Go to chapel hill.

(also from one of the Ivies about Cornell:

High above Cayuga's waters,
Comes an awful smell,
Some say it's Cayuga's waters,
I say it's Cornell.)
I thought the words to the song went this way:

Eleven miles from Durham's ditches
There's an awful smell
Twenty thousand sons of bitches
known as Chapel Hell.

I'm a bastard born
I'm a bastard bred
and when I die
I'll be a bastard dead.

So piss on Kerlina-lina
Piss on Kerlina-lina
Piss on Kerlina-lina
Go to hell, State.
Wake Forest sucks.
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Re: My mother is a bigger PW than I am!

Post by DukeUsul » November 8th, 2009, 7:47 pm

CathyCA wrote: I thought the words to the song went this way:

Eleven miles from Durham's ditches
There's an awful smell
Twenty thousand sons of bitches
known as Chapel Hell.

I'm a bastard born
I'm a bastard bred
and when I die
I'll be a bastard dead.

So piss on Kerlina-lina
Piss on Kerlina-lina
Piss on Kerlina-lina
Go to hell, State.
Wake Forest sucks.
If you'd like, I can try to dig out my old "DUMB Book" which has the "alternate" lyrics to every ACC opponent's fight song documented. Plus some non-conference favorites.

You can tell from the smell
something's rotten in the well
as the tractors go rolling along.....
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Re: My mother is a bigger PW than I am!

Post by DukePA » November 8th, 2009, 7:51 pm

DukeUsul wrote:
CathyCA wrote: I thought the words to the song went this way:

Eleven miles from Durham's ditches
There's an awful smell
Twenty thousand sons of bitches
known as Chapel Hell.

I'm a bastard born
I'm a bastard bred
and when I die
I'll be a bastard dead.

So piss on Kerlina-lina
Piss on Kerlina-lina
Piss on Kerlina-lina
Go to hell, State.
Wake Forest sucks.
If you'd like, I can try to dig out my old "DUMB Book" which has the "alternate" lyrics to every ACC opponent's fight song documented. Plus some non-conference favorites.

You can tell from the smell
something's rotten in the well
as the tractors go rolling along.....
Oh hell yeah!!! Do it!
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Re: My mother is a bigger PW than I am!

Post by Very Duke Blue » November 8th, 2009, 8:22 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
DukePA wrote:I love it!!! We were talking on the phone recently and Stevo overhead me remark, "Mom, you're a bigger whore than I am!" He almost spewed his beer all over the TV =)) =)) =)) !!

BTW, Very Duke Blue has officially passed her daughter in post counts!! Go Mom!!!

GTHC!!
To the tune of the GT fight song...

I'm the prostitute from dear old Duke, you can have me for 50 cents!
I'll lay my ass upon the grass, my skirt up on the fence!
I'll (la la la la la la la, la la la la la la)
But get off of me, you SOB, if you're from unc!
=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
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Re: My mother is a bigger PW than I am!

Post by Very Duke Blue » November 8th, 2009, 8:36 pm

great post,all of them, i love them. keep em coming. :!! :!!
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Re: My mother is a bigger PW than I am!

Post by Very Duke Blue » November 8th, 2009, 8:43 pm

Very Duke Blue wrote:great post,all of them, i love them. keep em coming. :!! :!!
so, i'll work another post into my numbers. :)
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Re: My mother is a bigger PW than I am!

Post by Very Duke Blue » November 8th, 2009, 8:47 pm

I need a drum roll!!!!!
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Re: My mother is a bigger PW than I am!

Post by Very Duke Blue » November 8th, 2009, 8:48 pm

ta da....i finally made it to 500 :ymparty: :ymparty: :ymparty: :ymparty: :ymparty: :ymparty: :ymparty:
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Re: My mother is a bigger PW than I am!

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » November 8th, 2009, 9:12 pm

DukeUsul wrote: If you'd like, I can try to dig out my old "DUMB Book" which has the "alternate" lyrics to every ACC opponent's fight song documented. Plus some non-conference favorites.

You can tell from the smell
something's rotten in the well
as the tractors go rolling along.....
I have ALWAYS wanted one of those! Please make me a photo copy if you can. It's worth another bball ticket to me! ;)
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Re: My mother is a bigger PW than I am!

Post by devildeac » November 8th, 2009, 11:03 pm

CathyCA wrote:
devildeac wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote: To the tune of the GT fight song...

I'm the prostitute from dear old Duke, you can have me for 50 cents!
I'll lay my ass upon the grass, my skirt up on the fence!
I'll (la la la la la la la, la la la la la la)
But get off of me, you SOB, if you're from unc!
To the tune of unc's alma mater (which Ozzie and I "altered" very nicely yesterday, thank you very much):

From the shores of Orange County,
Comes an awful smell.
Where twelve thousand sons-of-bitches,
Go to chapel hill.

(also from one of the Ivies about Cornell:

High above Cayuga's waters,
Comes an awful smell,
Some say it's Cayuga's waters,
I say it's Cornell.)
I thought the words to the song went this way:

Eleven miles from Durham's ditches
There's an awful smell
Twenty thousand sons of bitches
known as Chapel Hell.

I'm a bastard born
I'm a bastard bred
and when I die
I'll be a bastard dead.

So piss on Kerlina-lina
Piss on Kerlina-lina
Piss on Kerlina-lina
Go to hell, State.
Wake Forest sucks.
I had not heard the 1st two stanzas as you have written and I forgot to add the "piss on kerlina" section.

We should combine them and sing them at the final Brunchgate.
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Re: My mother is a bigger PW than I am!

Post by devildeac » November 8th, 2009, 11:04 pm

DukePA wrote:
DukeUsul wrote:
CathyCA wrote: I thought the words to the song went this way:

Eleven miles from Durham's ditches
There's an awful smell
Twenty thousand sons of bitches
known as Chapel Hell.

I'm a bastard born
I'm a bastard bred
and when I die
I'll be a bastard dead.

So piss on Kerlina-lina
Piss on Kerlina-lina
Piss on Kerlina-lina
Go to hell, State.
Wake Forest sucks.
If you'd like, I can try to dig out my old "DUMB Book" which has the "alternate" lyrics to every ACC opponent's fight song documented. Plus some non-conference favorites.

You can tell from the smell
something's rotten in the well
as the tractors go rolling along.....
Oh hell yeah!!! Do it!
Ditto!
[redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.
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