Ladies do you prefer large or small nipples on men?
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Ladies do you prefer large or small nipples on men?
So I was laying in bed with a blond girl I used to work with last year, late at night, when she started the following sentence (honestly)...
"You have the smallest......"
I shuddered inside and felt like I was about to get kicked in the ego pretty hard.
"...........nipples."
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nipples, eh?" (um, whew!)
Then she went on to say she loved them. (sidenote: I love my nipples too).
Anyway, ladies, does nipple size on a man count for anything for you? Do you prefer them large or small? Dark or pink?
-EarlJam, poster of admittedly small but tight, sexy and and highly sensitive man nipples.
"You have the smallest......"
I shuddered inside and felt like I was about to get kicked in the ego pretty hard.
"...........nipples."
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nipples, eh?" (um, whew!)
Then she went on to say she loved them. (sidenote: I love my nipples too).
Anyway, ladies, does nipple size on a man count for anything for you? Do you prefer them large or small? Dark or pink?
-EarlJam, poster of admittedly small but tight, sexy and and highly sensitive man nipples.
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Re: Ladies do you prefer large or small nipples on men?
Well, actually, you were lying in bed, but anyway...EarlJam wrote:So I was laying in bed...
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Re: Ladies do you prefer large or small nipples on men?
How do you know he wasn't laying in bed, or had been laying in bed? ;) ;) ;) ;) Sounds like he got laid to me...wilson wrote:Well, actually, you were lying in bed, but anyway...EarlJam wrote:So I was laying in bed...
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Re: Ladies do you prefer large or small nipples on men?
I have pride in my third nipple....wait, dammit, I ain't a lady.
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Re: Ladies do you prefer large or small nipples on men?
So we see. . .EarlJam wrote:
(sidenote: I love my nipples too).
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Re: Ladies do you prefer large or small nipples on men?
CathyCA wrote:
So we see. . .EarlJam wrote:
(sidenote: I love my nipples too).
Damn you. :oops:
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That's fucking outstanding.EarlJam wrote:CathyCA wrote:
So we see. . .EarlJam wrote:
(sidenote: I love my nipples too).
Damn you. :oops:
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Re: Ladies do you prefer large or small nipples on men?
I've never posted this type of post before. But that just needed it:
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Re: Ladies do you prefer large or small nipples on men?
Sadly, I remember this...CathyCA wrote:
So we see. . .EarlJam wrote:
(sidenote: I love my nipples too).
:oops:
Well played...
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I thought I had the record for highest # of smilies in a post. You win. No comparison.bjornolf wrote:I've never posted this type of post before. But that just needed it:
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In honor of Earl of the Jameth's birthday, BTTT!!!
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Re: Ladies do you prefer large or small nipples on men?
i'll 2nd that.Lavabe wrote:In honor of Earl of the Jameth's birthday, BTTT!!!