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devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » October 26th, 2009, 4:57 pm

windsor wrote:
CathyCA wrote: You would have laughed at the elbow testing conducted at All-Day-Long-Gate on Saturday.

Wish I could have seen it...now I hesitate to ask this but...guys or girls...and when and where will the test results be published?

The test was mostly the "Lovelies" but a few guys participated "unofficially" and my nose was the winner. :roll:

Turk · Post by **Turk** » October 26th, 2009, 4:58 pm

DukeUsul wrote:Nah, I'll just chase it with some GOOD whisky.

Dude, who's writing your scripts, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson?

Reminds me of an old Doonesbury cartoon where Uncle Duke is in jail somewhere during one of his misadventures, and is asked if it's hard without access to his usual chemicals. He replies, "Nah. I feign various illnesses and save all the medications. Every few months, I eat them all at once and have a party. Scares the hell out of the guards..."

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » October 26th, 2009, 4:58 pm

colchar wrote:
CathyCA wrote:

It took all the self control I could muster not to make any dirty comments during the elbow test conversation. I'm really impressed that I managed to hold it together.
You would have laughed at the elbow testing conducted at All-Day-Long-Gate on Saturday.

By the girls or the guys? If the guys, I don't even want to know about what went on - or who won ;)[/quote]
See my response about 3 pages further on the thread. :roll:

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » October 26th, 2009, 4:59 pm

windsor wrote:
colchar wrote: By the girls or the guys? If the guys, I don't even want to know about what went on - or who won ;)

I do...especially if was the guys...

See my response to colchar about 3 pages further out on the thread.

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » October 26th, 2009, 5:01 pm

windsor wrote:
CathyCA wrote:
windsor wrote:

Wish I could have seen it...now I hesitate to ask this but...guys or girls...and when and where will the test results be published?
Well, the girls were showing the guys how to do it. At least two of the guys.

As far as results go, I'll relate mine. Similarly to the results I experienced in 5th grade, my elbows still hit the wall before any other body parts.
and did they request a demo of the pencil test as well?

No, but it was explained to us. :roll: ;)

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » October 26th, 2009, 5:03 pm

DukeUsul wrote:
DukeUsul wrote:Zantac 75mg, one-two tablets per day
generic name: ranitidine

Well done.

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » October 26th, 2009, 5:04 pm

DukeUsul wrote:
windsor wrote:
DukeUsul wrote:I'm too cheap to get a UPS.
Shame on you. I have 4. (both my DVRs have them - becasue those suckers take forver to come back online if the power flickers...given the number of thunderstorms we get in FL in the summer...it was a real pain untile we got them) My desktops/cable modem/routers/are all on UPSs) wish I could get my microwave on one...not for the microwave part for the damn clock. It flashes 'set time' when there is the littlest fluctuation in power...and it is pain to reset. The damn thing won't work until you do.
I wish I knew an expert who could consult on my power fluctuation needs......

Ozzie might be able to help you with that issue.

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » October 26th, 2009, 5:06 pm

windsor wrote:
DukeUsul wrote:
windsor wrote:
Shame on you. I have 4. (both my DVRs have them - becasue those suckers take forver to come back online if the power flickers...given the number of thunderstorms we get in FL in the summer...it was a real pain untile we got them) My desktops/cable modem/routers/are all on UPSs) wish I could get my microwave on one...not for the microwave part for the damn clock. It flashes 'set time' when there is the littlest fluctuation in power...and it is pain to reset. The damn thing won't work until you do.
I wish I knew an expert who could consult on my power fluctuation needs......
Look for someone who can pass the elbow test.

And you were worried about who would read and what would be posted about your preference for the "soft" variety?

:roll:

OZZIE4DUKE · Post by **OZZIE4DUKE** » October 26th, 2009, 5:06 pm

devildeac wrote:
DukeUsul wrote:
DukeUsul wrote:I'm too cheap to get a UPS.
Shame on you. I have 4. (both my DVRs have them - becasue those suckers take forver to come back online if the power flickers...given the number of thunderstorms we get in FL in the summer...it was a real pain untile we got them) My desktops/cable modem/routers/are all on UPSs) wish I could get my microwave on one...not for the microwave part for the damn clock. It flashes 'set time' when there is the littlest fluctuation in power...and it is pain to reset. The damn thing won't work until you do.
I wish I knew an expert who could consult on my power fluctuation needs......
Ozzie might be able to help you with that issue.

See my responses several pages back

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » October 26th, 2009, 5:09 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
devildeac wrote:
CathyCA wrote: What kind of teenage club did THAT kind of eating?
A number of possibilities:

1. Junior Weight Watchers
2. Future Lardasses of America
3. The OL Club of Pinecrest HS
4. The See Food Club of Coastal Florida
Back off, heartboy! Enough already!

Well, at least I got one

out of it. ;)

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » October 26th, 2009, 5:11 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
windsor wrote:
windsor wrote:
Shame on you. I have 4. (both my DVRs have them - becasue those suckers take forver to come back online if the power flickers...given the number of thunderstorms we get in FL in the summer...it was a real pain untile we got them) My desktops/cable modem/routers/are all on UPSs) wish I could get my microwave on one...not for the microwave part for the damn clock. It flashes 'set time' when there is the littlest fluctuation in power...and it is pain to reset. The damn thing won't work until you do.
I wish I knew an expert who could consult on my power fluctuation needs......

Look for someone who can pass the elbow test.
Windsor, now you're calling me!

With the power fluctuations or the elbow test?

colchar · Post by **colchar** » October 26th, 2009, 5:22 pm

DukeUsul wrote:
colchar wrote:
DukeUsul wrote:The worst part is that some of these drugs have modes of entry I'm unaccustomed to. I've never taken a nasal spray or inhalant med before.

There are worse modes of entry. Trust me.
Thanks for taking care of that one. I lobbed a softball over the plate and you just knocked it right out of the park.

I couldn't let it pass. I tried, but I just couldn't.

colchar · Post by **colchar** » October 26th, 2009, 5:24 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
colchar wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote: Lorne Green and my dad were friends/classmates growing up in Toronto.

Ozzie, I had forgotten that your Dad grew up in T.O. Did you ever visit? And do you have any idea where he grew up?
We used to go up there when I was a kid, every year for Passover. Haven't been since we moved to Ft. Lauderdale when I was 16 (1970). We used to ride the trolleys and go 5-pin bowling. I know that Bluer and Dundas are street names, and that only Bluer had double trolleys. My first NHL game was a Maple Leafs game; I think I was about 10.

Yep, Bloor and Dundas are street names in T.O. They run parallel to each other.

bjornolf · Post by **bjornolf** » October 26th, 2009, 5:24 pm

colchar wrote:
windsor wrote:

7 of 9 would pass the elbow test

With honours. And I'd love to see her take it...

I guess I don't understand the elbow test. I just had my wife, who is better endowed than any woman I know (see other thread), take it, and it was a tie between her feet (she wears a size 11) and her elbows. I just don't see how anyone short of Dolly Pardon would pass it if she can't.

ArkieDukie · Post by **ArkieDukie** » October 26th, 2009, 5:24 pm

Lavabe wrote:
colchar wrote:
bjornolf wrote:
I don't mind their fried chicken, as long as it's the extra crispy variety. I am NOT a fan of their grilled stuff though.

The Big Crunch with extra mayo absolutely rocks.
Mayo is one of the most worthless things ever created... IMHO. Lots of wasted fat grams and cholesterol.

Yeah... I'm in a foul mood.

Maybe it's because of the grilled chicken from KFC ... oh, wait; you didn't say fowl mood!

OZZIE4DUKE · Post by **OZZIE4DUKE** » October 26th, 2009, 5:27 pm

colchar wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:[ I know that Bluer and Dundas are street names

Yep, Bloor and Dundas are street names in T.O. They run parallel to each other.

Sorry for the misspelling of Bloor.

bjornolf · Post by **bjornolf** » October 26th, 2009, 5:28 pm

My wife made fluffer nutter sandwiches for the kids for dinner tonight. YMMMM.

ArkieDukie · Post by **ArkieDukie** » October 26th, 2009, 5:28 pm

Lavabe wrote:ILJ complained that the bagels I brought back from NY tasted too much like rolls. WELL, compared to Panera Asiago alleged bagels, YES THEY DO!!

Ugh! We will have a fight over this one.

I like the "alleged" bagels from Panera. Maybe I just don't know any better?

bjornolf · Post by **bjornolf** » October 26th, 2009, 5:29 pm

Just over 700 to go!

ArkieDukie · Post by **ArkieDukie** » October 26th, 2009, 5:32 pm

devildeac wrote:
Lavabe wrote:Mayo is one of the most worthless things ever created... IMHO. Lots of wasted fat grams and cholesterol.

Yeah... I'm in a foul mood.
Try making chicken salad without it. Then you'd be in a really fowl mood. :roll:

I should've known that devildeac would beat me to the all-too-obvious pun.

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