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Post by CathyCA » October 6th, 2009, 6:24 pm

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa:
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe:
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain:
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece:
Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain:
With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel:
Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada:
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. Really enjoys life.

After 70, she becomes Tibet:
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran:
Ruled by nuts.
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Post by windsor » October 6th, 2009, 6:36 pm

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Post by CameronBornAndBred » October 6th, 2009, 6:37 pm

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Re: Geography

Post by YmoBeThere » October 6th, 2009, 7:18 pm

"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."
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Post by cl15876 » October 6th, 2009, 7:22 pm

honey, you will always be 18 going on infinity for ME!!!! :hamster: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob:
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Post by Very Duke Blue » October 6th, 2009, 7:45 pm

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Re: Geography

Post by Lavabe » October 6th, 2009, 7:58 pm

YmoBeThere wrote:"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."
Almond Joy's got nuts.
Mounds don't.
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Post by cl15876 » October 6th, 2009, 8:01 pm

Lavabe wrote:
YmoBeThere wrote:"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."
Almond Joy's got nuts.
Mounds don't.
Yep, they have Almonds and Mounds has "homemade coconut"! 8-| ;)
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Re: Geography

Post by wilson » October 6th, 2009, 8:02 pm

cl15876 wrote:
Lavabe wrote:
YmoBeThere wrote:"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."
Almond Joy's got nuts.
Mounds don't.
Yep, they have Almonds and Mounds has "homemade coconut"! 8-| ;)
I don't much care for coconut.
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Post by cl15876 » October 6th, 2009, 8:05 pm

wilson wrote:
cl15876 wrote:
Lavabe wrote:"quote="YmoBeThere"""Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."
Almond Joy's got nuts.
Mounds don't."/quote"

Yep, they have Almonds and Mounds has "homemade coconut"! 8-| ;)
I don't much care for coconut.
It's good for your La-BEE-DOEEEEEE!!!! :D :-o :-o :-o :-o
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Post by CameronBornAndBred » October 6th, 2009, 8:08 pm

cl15876 wrote:
wilson wrote:
cl15876 wrote: Almond Joy's got nuts.
Mounds don't."/quote"

Yep, they have Almonds and Mounds has "homemade coconut"! 8-| ;)
I don't much care for coconut.
It's good for your La-BEE-DOEEEEEE!!!! :D :-o :-o :-o :-o
It's also a natural laxative. That's a scary thought when the labido thinks about it. :-s
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Re: Geography

Post by wilson » October 6th, 2009, 8:14 pm

cl15876 wrote:
wilson wrote:I don't much care for coconut.
It's good for your La-BEE-DOEEEEEE!!!! :D :-o :-o :-o :-o
No need for a boost in that department.
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Post by cl15876 » October 6th, 2009, 8:27 pm

wilson wrote:
cl15876 wrote:
wilson wrote:I don't much care for coconut.
It's good for your La-BEE-DOEEEEEE!!!! :D :-o :-o :-o :-o
No need for a boost in that department.
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Re: Geography

Post by wilson » October 6th, 2009, 8:29 pm

cl15876 wrote:
wilson wrote:
cl15876 wrote:It's good for your La-BEE-DOEEEEEE!!!! :D :-o :-o :-o :-o
No need for a boost in that department.
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Re: Geography

Post by cl15876 » October 6th, 2009, 8:34 pm

CameronBornAndBred wrote:
cl15876 wrote:
wilson wrote:"quote="cl15876""
Almond Joy's got nuts.
Mounds don't."/quote"

Yep, they have Almonds and Mounds has "homemade coconut"! 8-| ;)"/quote"I don't much care for coconut.
It's good for your La-BEE-DOEEEEEE!!!! :D :-o :-o :-o :-o
It's also a natural laxative. That's a scary thought when the labido thinks about it. :-s
Well, I remember his comments about the camaraderie of the pirate clan while playing sea men and taking over ships and sharing! Brings new meaning to the saying "I love YA man!!!!!" :-* :p :tease:
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Re: Geography

Post by devildeac » October 6th, 2009, 9:33 pm

CameronBornAndBred wrote:
cl15876 wrote:
wilson wrote:
I don't much care for coconut.
It's good for your La-BEE-DOEEEEEE!!!! :D :-o :-o :-o :-o
It's also a natural laxative. That's a scary thought when the labido thinks about it. :-s
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Re: Geography

Post by bjornolf » October 9th, 2009, 7:30 am

cl15876 wrote:honey, you will always be 18 going on infinity for ME!!!! :hamster: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob:
What the hell does that mean?

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Re: Geography

Post by CathyCA » October 9th, 2009, 8:38 pm

bjornolf wrote:
cl15876 wrote:honey, you will always be 18 going on infinity for ME!!!! :hamster: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob:
What the hell does that mean?

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Re: Geography

Post by cl15876 » October 9th, 2009, 9:42 pm

CathyCA wrote:
bjornolf wrote:
cl15876 wrote:honey, you will always be 18 going on infinity for ME!!!! :hamster: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob:
What the hell does that mean?

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^:)^ ^:)^ ^:)^ ^:)^ ^:)^ :ymapplause: :ymapplause: :ymapplause: I DO THINK YOU ARE HOT!!!!! :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob:
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Re: Geography

Post by devildeac » October 9th, 2009, 10:56 pm

CathyCA wrote:
bjornolf wrote:
cl15876 wrote:honey, you will always be 18 going on infinity for ME!!!! :hamster: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob: :Heartthrob:
What the hell does that mean?

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