There outta be a law...

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There outta be a law...

Post by windsor » August 18th, 2009, 3:00 pm

...if anyone walks away from the office microwave after punching '5 minutes' for their popcorn and subsequently burns it to a crisp, suffocating half the floor with the odor... that individual ought to have the burnt popcorn and bag hung around their neck for a week with a sign that says "I AM A MORON"

I'm just sayin'......
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Re: There outta be a law...

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » August 18th, 2009, 3:07 pm

windsor wrote:...if anyone walks away from the office microwave after punching '5 minutes' for their popcorn and subsequently burns it to a crisp, suffocating half the floor with the odor... that individual ought to have the burnt popcorn and bag hung around their neck for a week with a sign that says "I AM A MORON"

I'm just sayin'......
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Re: There outta be a law...

Post by DukeUsul » August 18th, 2009, 3:09 pm

You're either stalking me on facebook, you work in my office, or you are reading my mind. This just happened in our break room right around the corner form my office. My allergies are acting up right now and a face full of burnt popcorn reek isn't making it any better.

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Post by windsor » August 18th, 2009, 3:29 pm

DukeUsul wrote:You're either stalking me on facebook, you work in my office, or you are reading my mind. This just happened in our break room right around the corner form my office. My allergies are acting up right now and a face full of burnt popcorn reek isn't making it any better.

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Can only see facebook at work from my crackberry - and I haven't done that because frankly it is a pain...I don't think we work in the same office (stands up....looks around....shakes head....sits down) I have been accused of being psychotic but never psychic...so nope, no mind reading.

Perhaps, like the scumbags that live in every office who eat other peoples lunches out the fridge <even the Geico Gecko> - burnt popcorn is an office universal truth.
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Re: There outta be a law...

Post by bjornolf » August 18th, 2009, 5:09 pm

windsor wrote:...if anyone walks away from the office microwave after punching '5 minutes' for their popcorn and subsequently burns it to a crisp, suffocating half the floor with the odor... that individual ought to have the burnt popcorn and bag hung around their neck for a week with a sign that says "I AM A MORON"

I'm just sayin'......
At the very least, they should have to eat every last burnt kernel.

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Re: There outta be a law...

Post by Lavabe » August 18th, 2009, 5:23 pm

Outta?
:-?

I'm outta here. ;)
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Post by bjornolf » August 18th, 2009, 5:24 pm

Lavabe wrote:Outta?
:-?
I'll leave that to your imagination. ;)

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Re: There outta be a law...

Post by windsor » August 18th, 2009, 6:22 pm

Lavabe wrote:Outta?
:-?

I'm outta here. ;)

Crap. I was overcome with burnt popcorn fumes and couldn't help myself.
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