You Might Be a Redneck If...

[devildeac]

...you have more than 6 cars, but the DMV has never heard of you.

[devildeac]

...you have a dedicated "beer fridge" in you garage.

[Very Duke Blue]

...you have a dedicated "beer fridge" in you garage.

Years ago we had a keg refrigerator in the rec room.

[IowaDevil]

...you have a dedicated "beer fridge" in you garage.

We have that kind of refrig in the laundry room - does that make me a redneck too???

[devildeac]

...you have a dedicated "beer fridge" in you garage.

We have that kind of refrig in the laundry room - does that make me a redneck too???

If the boots fit...

https://www.bing.com/search?q=redneck ... F1F2FB183

[devildeac]

...you've ever said, "Don't ask me, I'm drunk" on the witness stand.

(I guess this could be posted in the You Can't Make This Stuff Up thread, too.

[lawgrad91]

If you blow higher on the BAC in court than you did at your DUI stop....

(This would also fit in the can't make this stuff up thread. Jessica's case, not mine, though it may be mine when he sobers up and come back to court.)

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

To be honest, ours also holds some champagne, chardonnay, and pinot noir. What does that say about us?
Love, Ima

[devildeac]

...you've held a tailgate party at a funeral.

Don't get any ideas, folks...

[ArkieDukie]

If you blow higher on the BAC in court than you did at your DUI stop....

(This would also fit in the can't make this stuff up thread. Jessica's case, not mine, though it may be mine when he sobers up and come back to court.)

Oh, my.

[devildeac]

...you've ever financed a tattoo.

or

your dog can smoke a cigarette.


Hey, lawgrad, we all need verification of these possibilities from the Varnish Zone.

[lawgrad91]

...you've ever financed a tattoo.

or

your dog can smoke a cigarette.


Hey, lawgrad, we all need verification of these possibilities from the Varnish Zone.

Guys in the jail finance tats. I hear them telling their S/O's on jail calls, "I'm almost done paying for this tat."

The second, I haven't heard. Yet. But there's still time.

[fuse]

...you have a dedicated "beer fridge" in you garage.

[fuse]

...you've held a tailgate party at a funeral.

Don't get any ideas, folks...

While I’m not in any rush, I’d rather my funeral be a celebration of life. If that means a tailgate party, I might be a redneck.

[LegoBatman]

...you have a dedicated "beer fridge" in you garage.

Phew, mine is in the laundry room.

[IowaDevil]

...you have a dedicated "beer fridge" in you garage.

Ours is in the laundry room, does that count???

[devildeac]

...you have a dedicated "beer fridge" in you garage.

Ours is in the laundry room, does that count???

Most certainly!!!

[accfanfrom1970]

Two true excuses I got for why someone couldn’t come to work -

“I can’t make it in today, my house is being delivered.”

“ I’m not going to make it in today, my cows got out.”

[Nrrrrvous]

Two true excuses I got for why someone couldn’t come to work -

“I can’t make it in today, my house is being delivered.”

“ I’m not going to make it in today, my cows got out.”

Reminded me of the guy I hired back in '08? who was late on his very first day. I asked him what happened and he asked "Do you believe in ghosts?" and proceeded to tell me how he had been visited by a spirit the night before which made him oversleep.
No lie, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried...