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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » October 10th, 2017, 6:19 pm

devildeac wrote:...you have a dedicated "beer fridge" in the garage.


The line forms behind me.

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Our garage fridge is mostly beer, and some veggies. And Diet Cokes, too! :9f:
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by IowaDevil » October 11th, 2017, 9:14 am

devildeac wrote:...you have a dedicated "beer fridge" in the garage.


The line forms behind me.

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Our is in the laundry room - does that count???
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by lawgrad91 » October 11th, 2017, 10:14 am

... You are arrested for breaking into the dump.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by CathyCA » October 11th, 2017, 11:43 am

lawgrad91 wrote:... You are arrested for breaking into the dump.
:9f:
:text-lol:

Shouldn't this be in the "You Can't Make This Up" thread?

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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by lawgrad91 » October 11th, 2017, 1:32 pm

CathyCA wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:... You are arrested for breaking into the dump.
:9f:
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Shouldn't this be in the "You Can't Make This Up" thread?

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I couldn’t decide.

In my younger years, I’d have posted it in both and padded my PW stats. :9f:
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » October 12th, 2017, 10:41 am

...you've ever put your college football team on a prayer list.

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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by CathyCA » October 13th, 2017, 10:00 am

devildeac wrote:...you've ever put your college football team on a prayer list.

:-ss :-ss
Are you a redneck if you've ever put your college basketball team on a prayer list? (I'm just asking for a friend. . . ) :bag:

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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by DukePA » October 14th, 2017, 3:00 pm

CathyCA wrote:
devildeac wrote:...you've ever put your college football team on a prayer list.

:-ss :-ss
Are you a redneck if you've ever put your college basketball team on a prayer list? (I'm just asking for a friend. . . ) :bag:

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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » October 26th, 2017, 3:37 pm

..."dirty blonde" is more of a reputation than a hair color.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by knights68 » November 1st, 2017, 1:12 pm

You insult someone, but sure to follow it up with "Bless his/her heart".
You refer to a beverage as either a "Coke" or a "Drink"
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » November 7th, 2017, 11:51 am

...your Mom gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by Very Duke Blue » November 7th, 2017, 5:12 pm

Back in the day, we had a keg refrigerator in the wreck room.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » November 30th, 2017, 1:23 pm

...the cockroaches in your kitchen are obese and have heartburn...
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by CathyCA » December 1st, 2017, 11:20 am

devildeac wrote:...the cockroaches in your kitchen are obese and have heartburn...

OMG--did you see the most recent copy of the Duke magazine? It's covered in ROACHES as a "tribute" to Epworth dorm. Disgusting!

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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » December 12th, 2017, 12:43 pm

...you've never been arrested with a shirt on.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » January 9th, 2018, 12:08 pm

...you've ever peed your name in the snow.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » August 20th, 2018, 9:56 am

..you and your wife/girlfriend/sister/cousin have the same haircut.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » August 20th, 2018, 7:54 pm

devildeac wrote:..you and your wife/girlfriend/sister/cousin have the same haircut.
Or if all those women are really just that one woman! :9f:
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » September 28th, 2018, 11:44 am

...you smelled manure during your wedding.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by Ima Facultiwyfe » October 1st, 2018, 3:19 pm

knights68 wrote:You insult someone, but sure to follow it up with "Bless his/her heart".
You refer to a beverage as either a "Coke" or a "Drink"
Then my neck is purty darn red. ;;)
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