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OZZIE4DUKE
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by OZZIE4DUKE » August 11th, 2016, 7:30 am
CameronBornAndBred wrote:devildeac wrote:... there is a six-inch gap (or more!) between the bottom of your shirt and the top of your pants.
Quite an image conjured up with that one.
I love rednecks.
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by CathyCA » August 12th, 2016, 11:23 am
Whoa! That was NSFW.
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devildeac
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by devildeac » August 18th, 2016, 10:52 am
...you can name more NASCAR drivers than US presidents.
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devildeac
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by devildeac » August 25th, 2016, 10:27 am
...you've ignited a bodily emission.
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OZZIE4DUKE
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by OZZIE4DUKE » August 26th, 2016, 9:47 am
devildeac wrote:...you've ignited a bodily emission.
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I've seen it attempted by pre-teenaged friends ~50 years ago, but I didn't try it myself.
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devildeac
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by devildeac » October 4th, 2016, 3:03 pm
...your first, second and fifth wives are all the same woman...
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by Lavabe » October 4th, 2016, 11:12 pm
devildeac wrote:...you can name more NASCAR drivers than US presidents.
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Franklin Pierce was definitely the Reed Sorenson of the American Presidents.
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by Lavabe » October 4th, 2016, 11:24 pm
devildeac wrote:...you can name more NASCAR drivers than US presidents.
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Separated at birth: US Grant and Brian Vickers
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devildeac
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by devildeac » October 7th, 2016, 12:51 pm
...your wedding cake was a pile of Twinkies and Cool Whip.
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by DukieInKansas » October 7th, 2016, 4:19 pm
devildeac wrote:...your wedding cake was a pile of Twinkies and Cool Whip.
Are they fried?
Life is good!
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devildeac
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by devildeac » October 7th, 2016, 4:36 pm
DukieInKansas wrote:devildeac wrote:...your wedding cake was a pile of Twinkies and Cool Whip.
Are they fried?
Not yet. The NC State Fair starts on October 13 this year.
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devildeac
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by devildeac » October 14th, 2016, 10:33 am
...you've started a fight at a yard sale.
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by Ima Facultiwyfe » October 14th, 2016, 12:10 pm
devildeac wrote:...you've started a fight at a yard sale.
Oh no. Tell me you didn't.
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devildeac
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by devildeac » October 14th, 2016, 12:21 pm
Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:devildeac wrote:...you've started a fight at a yard sale.
Oh no. Tell me you didn't.
Love, Ima
I didn't.
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by lawgrad91 » October 14th, 2016, 12:22 pm
How about a fight in the prayer line at church?
Oh, wait, wrong thread. Sorry.
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by Lavabe » October 16th, 2016, 5:11 pm
devildeac wrote:...you can name more NASCAR drivers than US presidents.
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Although not president, separated at birth: Reed Sorenson and Paul Ryan:
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devildeac
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by devildeac » October 18th, 2016, 1:21 pm
...your low-rider pants are unintentional.
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by devildeac » November 17th, 2016, 10:22 am
...you own more than 3 shirts with the sleeves cut off.
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by devildeac » December 1st, 2016, 1:07 pm
...your underwear is sometimes your outer wear.
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by YmoBeThere » December 2nd, 2016, 5:13 am
I used to think I was a red neck.