What would you rather be eaten alive by?

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » April 15th, 2009, 9:55 pm

I mean, you know, if you had to make that choice.

-EJ

bjornolf · Post by **bjornolf** » April 15th, 2009, 10:01 pm

What an odd poll. I didn't know that buzzards ate live things. I was once told that having kids was like being pecked to death by ducks. Cause, you know, it doesn't hurt so much at first cause the bills are kinda wide and blunt, but it adds up quickly. Does that count?

DukePA · Post by **DukePA** » April 15th, 2009, 10:05 pm

I chose pirhanas because it seems that would be the fastest way to go.

It sure is fun to have EJ polls back!

OZZIE4DUKE · Post by **OZZIE4DUKE** » April 15th, 2009, 10:06 pm

No doubt about it. Earljam is back at full throttle!

Miles · Post by **Miles** » April 15th, 2009, 10:10 pm

I'm down for the lion attack. I was gonna opt for sharks because I figured they would be swift, but I don't like the idea of bloody water. Bloody dirt is cool, but not bloody water.

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » April 15th, 2009, 10:17 pm

Miles wrote:I'm down for the lion attack. I was gonna opt for sharks because I figured they would be swift, but I don't like the idea of bloody water. Bloody dirt is cool, but not bloody water.

It WOULD be cool to tell someone you knew someone who was mauled and eaten alive by a lion. A cool way to go. Beats having the standard American heart attack in your office at work.

I didn't pick sharks because added to the pain of teeth in the torso and limbs, it could very well involve drowning, and that just seems down right uncomfortable.

-EJ

bjornolf · Post by **bjornolf** » April 16th, 2009, 8:27 am

Trust me, drowning is the least of your worries if a great white's latched onto you.

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » April 16th, 2009, 8:44 am

I think lions pretty much go for a quick kill, and I'm for that. A shark might just be satisfied with half of you, and that sounds like a slow way to go. Same with the others. When I was a kid, I went to the Carnivore Preservation Trust and was "attacked" by a tiger cub. He jumped me from behind, and brought one full paw of claws down each of my calves. I was very bummed out when years later the scars finally faded away. Nothing like pointing to scars on your leg and saying "that's where I was mauled by a tiger".

bjornolf · Post by **bjornolf** » April 16th, 2009, 8:48 am

I don't know if I'd want to be eaten by Nancy Grace, but I sure enjoyed when Jon Stewart ate her for lunch over the Duke lacrosse scandal. I'll never forget, "She's out raping puppies. Prove me wrong."

So remember kids, Nancy Grace doesn't eat people, she rapes puppies!

TillyGalore · Post by **TillyGalore** » April 16th, 2009, 8:49 am

Humans are not considered natural prey for sharks. They'll bite humans and depending on where the bite is could kill a human, but they rarely eat a human.

bjornolf · Post by **bjornolf** » April 16th, 2009, 8:50 am

TillyGalore wrote:Humans are not considered natural prey for sharks. They'll bite humans and depending on where the bite is could kill a human, but they rarely eat a human.

True, we taste nasty. We're not really natural prey for anything but other humans. They're just taking a taste usually to see if we are prey. Problem is, that taste is often fatal.

Lavabe · Post by **Lavabe** » April 16th, 2009, 9:16 am

James Bond has yet to be tortured by: lions, rabbits, and Nancy Grace.

I'll go with lions.

OZZIE4DUKE · Post by **OZZIE4DUKE** » April 16th, 2009, 9:27 am

TillyGalore wrote:Humans are not considered natural prey for sharks. They'll bite humans and depending on where the bite is could kill a human, but they rarely eat a human.

There is a reason why we are at the top of the food chain!

colchar · Post by **colchar** » April 16th, 2009, 10:08 am

I'd far prefer to be eaten alive by a hot blonde.

TillyGalore · Post by **TillyGalore** » April 16th, 2009, 10:15 am

colchar wrote:I'd far prefer to be eaten alive by a hot blonde.

I was waiting for someone to post something like that. Thank you for not disappointing me. ;)

bjornolf · Post by **bjornolf** » April 16th, 2009, 10:26 am

colchar wrote:I'd far prefer to be eaten alive by a hot blonde.

So YOU were the one that voted for Nancy Grace. I figured.

Shammrog · Post by **Shammrog** » April 16th, 2009, 10:49 am

Shark. Over the most quickly.

DevilAlumna · Post by **DevilAlumna** » April 16th, 2009, 11:29 am

I voted shark, but I think I would prefer to be eaten by an alligator, or a crocodile. Whichever one does the death role. I think I would probably be lucid enough to think, while in its jaws and spinning, "so this is what the death role feels like."

Then, hopefully I'd pass out.

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » April 16th, 2009, 1:07 pm

TillyGalore wrote:
colchar wrote:I'd far prefer to be eaten alive by a hot blonde.
I was waiting for someone to post something like that. Thank you for not disappointing me. ;)

This brings up a good point. Any way to configure polls to where you can see who voted for what?

-EJ

WindsorsDaughter · Post by **WindsorsDaughter** » April 16th, 2009, 8:01 pm

You should have added ants to your list.. you know those killer ants... its said to have the worst sting of any insect, its the velvet ant..even though it is really a wingless female wasp.

They also make screaming noises