LTE 2.0
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Dear Aunt Em,
I hate you. I hate Kansas. F*ck off.
Love,
Dorothy.
I hate you. I hate Kansas. F*ck off.
Love,
Dorothy.
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Hi Mom.
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Oh, dang. This is post 398. I should have pointed out that 397 is a prime number.
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And that 396 = 3 * 132.
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400.
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That's ok, Dorothy. Don't let on that Kansas is really a great place - it keeps the odd folks out.Shammrog wrote:Dear Aunt Em,
I hate you. I hate Kansas. F*ck off.
Love,
Dorothy.

Life is good!
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Somehow, an afternoon Braves game makes this packing business much more palatable.
2-0 good guys in the top of the 2nd, too. Very nice.
2-0 good guys in the top of the 2nd, too. Very nice.

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Dorothy is a stuck up b**** anyway. Pay her no heed.DukieInKansas wrote:That's ok, Dorothy. Don't let on that Kansas is really a great place - it keeps the odd folks out.Shammrog wrote:Dear Aunt Em,
I hate you. I hate Kansas. F*ck off.
Love,
Dorothy.
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You should get drunk while packing too.wilson wrote:Somehow, an afternoon Braves game makes this packing business much more palatable.
2-0 good guys in the top of the 2nd, too. Very nice.
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Or just down some painkillers.wilson wrote:Somehow, an afternoon Braves game makes this packing business much more palatable.
2-0 good guys in the top of the 2nd, too. Very nice.
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I thought of Ozzie and his Bud Light when I read this joke:
Use the word *Budweiser* in a sentence:
"That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?"

Use the word *Budweiser* in a sentence:
"That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?"



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Oh, I'm definitely going to pour a Woodford on the rocks soon.Shammrog wrote:
You should get drunk while packing too.
3-0 now, still 2nd inning. Another must-win for the Bravos today.

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Anyone know any Helen Keller jokes?
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Me too!Shammrog wrote:Anyone know any Helen Keller jokes?
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With a FAR, FAR better beer selection.OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Your choice. Both are convenient to the highway.bjornolf wrote:I'm fine with either, just let me know. I've been missing my BBQ, but I'm ALWAYS up for a cheese steak. Kinda depends on DD. If he's planning on being there on Saturday for an early dinner at 4 before I head up to Tyler's, then I guess I'd rather get my BBQ. If he's not sure, then Sami's is fine with me. BTW, what kind of food does Tyler's have? I don't think I'll be wanting to have too much alcohol, since I'll still have a three hour drive in front of me. Even though I can take a LOT of alcohol thanks to my Irish blood and giant body, it DOES still make me drowsy.OZZIE4DUKE wrote:I posted another recommendation for Sami's in AllenMurray's new food thread over yonder.
Hey Bjorolf, would you rather eat lunch there next Friday rather than at Smithfield BBQ? Just a thought. Steak and cheese - ymm!![]()
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Tyler's is like a Bennigans/Ale House/TGI Friday's foodwise.

[redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.
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Me too, but it's awful. Funny though.cl15876 wrote:Me too!Shammrog wrote:Anyone know any Helen Keller jokes?



Qui invidet minor est...

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Is that from Foxworthy's redneck dictionary?CathyCA wrote:I thought of Ozzie and his Bud Light when I read this joke:
Use the word *Budweiser* in a sentence:
"That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?"
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[redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.
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That reminds me of a joke a friend of mine at Duke once told me. She was from Florida.DukieInKansas wrote:That's ok, Dorothy. Don't let on that Kansas is really a great place - it keeps the odd folks out.Shammrog wrote:Dear Aunt Em,
I hate you. I hate Kansas. F*ck off.
Love,
Dorothy.
During the presidential election a few years back, we all know about the problems with the counts in Florida. So, her joke was:
To the other 49 states:
We have kidnapped your election. It will be returned safely when you come and pick up your grandparents.
-Florida


Qui invidet minor est...

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Very nice. :lol:bjornolf wrote: During the presidential election a few years back, we all know about the problems with the counts in Florida. So, her joke was:
To the other 49 states:
We have kidnapped your election. It will be returned safely when you come and pick up your grandparents.
-Florida
