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DevilWearsPrada2.0 · Post by **DevilWearsPrada2.0** » June 29th, 2015, 5:07 am

NY Law Enforcement have captured Mr Sweat and now he is back in custody. He was 1.5 miles from the Canadian border.

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » June 29th, 2015, 11:49 am

I've just been nominated OY for the "DBR poster who hates unc the most". A poll may be forthcoming (unless of course the thread gets locked). Vote early and vote often (if it survives).

OZZIE4DUKE · Post by **OZZIE4DUKE** » June 29th, 2015, 11:56 am

devildeac wrote:I've just been nominated OY for the "DBR poster who hates unc the most". A poll may be forthcoming (unless of course the thread gets locked). Vote early and vote often (if it survives).

I expect there may be a split vote on this issue!

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » June 29th, 2015, 12:10 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
devildeac wrote:I've just been nominated OY for the "DBR poster who hates unc the most". A poll may be forthcoming (unless of course the thread gets locked). Vote early and vote often (if it survives).
I expect there may be a split vote on this issue!

Excuse me, but I think your chad is hanging...

Lavabe · Post by **Lavabe** » June 29th, 2015, 12:35 pm

devildeac wrote:I've just been nominated OY for the "DBR poster who hates unc the most". A poll may be forthcoming (unless of course the thread gets locked). Vote early and vote often (if it survives).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOa4fvUlhiE

Lavabe · Post by **Lavabe** » June 29th, 2015, 12:42 pm

Sitting on a sofa on a Monday afternoon...

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » June 29th, 2015, 5:04 pm

Lavabe wrote:Sitting on a sofa on a Monday afternoon...

Goin' to the candidates' debate....

Post by **YmoBeThere** » June 29th, 2015, 8:58 pm

Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio?

windsor · Post by **windsor** » June 30th, 2015, 8:57 am

YmoBeThere wrote:Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio?

A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (coo coo choo)

Lavabe · Post by **Lavabe** » June 30th, 2015, 10:00 am

windsor wrote:
YmoBeThere wrote:Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (coo coo choo)

What's that you say?

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » June 30th, 2015, 11:35 am

Lavabe wrote:
windsor wrote:
YmoBeThere wrote:Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you (coo coo choo)
What's that you say?

Joltin' Joe has left and gone away....

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » June 30th, 2015, 12:35 pm

Much as I hate to interrupt the flow of Simon and Garfunkel, I feel that I must pass along another Varnish Zone rocket scientist story....

I was just looking over the new warrants. We have one for shoplifting in Walmart. Dude stuck a butane torch IN THE FRONT OF HIS PANTS and left the store.

Were I still a young and brash lawyer, I would probably ask his defense attorney, "Is that a butane torch in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

windsor · Post by **windsor** » June 30th, 2015, 1:02 pm

lawgrad91 wrote:Much as I hate to interrupt the flow of Simon and Garfunkel, I feel that I must pass along another Varnish Zone rocket scientist story....

I was just looking over the new warrants. We have one for shoplifting in Walmart. Dude stuck a butane torch IN THE FRONT OF HIS PANTS and left the store.

Were I still a young and brash lawyer, I would probably ask his defense attorney, "Is that a butane torch in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

....opportunity to yell "Liar liar pants on fire" and have it be true

Post by **YmoBeThere** » June 30th, 2015, 11:14 pm

Varnish zone stories are always timely.

Lavabe · Post by **Lavabe** » July 1st, 2015, 10:15 am

lawgrad91 wrote:Much as I hate to interrupt the flow of Simon and Garfunkel, ... [snip]...Dude stuck a butane torch IN THE FRONT OF HIS PANTS...

Are you SURE Paul Simon never wrote those lyrics?

I could swear those lyrics came after "It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw."

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » July 1st, 2015, 10:46 am

Lavabe wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:Much as I hate to interrupt the flow of Simon and Garfunkel, ... [snip]...Dude stuck a butane torch IN THE FRONT OF HIS PANTS...
Are you SURE Paul Simon never wrote those lyrics?
I could swear those lyrics came after "It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw."

At the moment in the conference room, poor Awbrey is stuck talking to a victim who came in with a laptop and a VHS tape, wanting to show her how his neighbor's GOATS are trespassing on his land. I had to shut my door so my laughter wouldn't interfere with her conversation.

windsor · Post by **windsor** » July 1st, 2015, 3:43 pm

lawgrad91 wrote:
Lavabe wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:Much as I hate to interrupt the flow of Simon and Garfunkel, ... [snip]...Dude stuck a butane torch IN THE FRONT OF HIS PANTS...
Are you SURE Paul Simon never wrote those lyrics?
I could swear those lyrics came after "It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw."

At the moment in the conference room, poor Awbrey is stuck talking to a victim who came in with a laptop and a VHS tape, wanting to show her how his neighbor's GOATS are trespassing on his land. I had to shut my door so my laughter wouldn't interfere with her conversation.

He's the man in the gaberdine suit and he's a spy...be careful his bowtie is really a camera.

Very Duke Blue · Post by **Very Duke Blue** » July 1st, 2015, 9:52 pm

Reading LTE has been my entertainment for this evening?

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » July 1st, 2015, 10:02 pm

Counting the cars on the New Jersey turnpike....

IowaDevil · Post by **IowaDevil** » July 2nd, 2015, 8:23 am

One more time...you miss a day here, you miss alot...a whole comedy show!

And I still say lawyers have all the fun!

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