PJ Hairston is in serious need of an intervention

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

PJ walked to Fresh Market from where? Fresh Market isn't within walking distance of anyplace PJ would be frequenting. It's far from campus or the athletic facilities or any kind of hangouts or mall. It's in a small, sophisticated shopping boutique area on the edge of town that serves a very upscale residential condominium complex catering to retired tarheel fat cats. Surely he took one of our baby blue city buses to get there. ( Yep the buses are all that color like everything else; and even our FIRE trucks are that color! Naturally, firetrucks couldn't be State red! But, I digress.)
Love, Ima

[CathyCA]

PJ walked to Fresh Market from where? Fresh Market isn't within walking distance of anyplace PJ would be frequenting. It's far from campus or the athletic facilities or any kind of hangouts or mall. It's in a small, sophisticated shopping boutique area on the edge of town that serves a very upscale residential condominium complex catering to retired tarheel fat cats. Surely he took one of our baby blue city buses to get there. ( Yep the buses are all that color like everything else; and even our FIRE trucks are that color! Naturally, firetrucks couldn't be State red! But, I digress.)
Love, Ima

Okay, I'll digress, too. We have a purple fire truck here in ECU Pirate Town. I've told my friends at the fire department that if my house ever catches on fire, they had better send the purple fire truck. ARRRRR!