PJ Hairston is in serious need of an intervention

[DukePA]

http://www.wralsportsfan.com/nfl-s-gord ... /13791003/

[lawgrad91]

And this....

http://www.si.com/nba/2014/07/06/pj-hai ... ll-barkley

Hairston's agent says PJ only retaliated to the punch he received from the high schooler.

As ChipSlate and I were discussing via text this morning, PJ has hit the jackpot of weed, guns, actual violence and impermissible benefits. He just needs a hooker or two to complete the picture.

[lawgrad91]

http://www.wfmynews2.com/story/news/loc ... /12279115/

PJ picked himself up an assault warrant....

[Bob Green]

I like this statement from DBR:

"One tries to be charitable, but it's getting hard to avoid this conclusion: PJ Hairston is just stupid."

[CameronBornAndBred]

It's not as fun now that he isn't a tarheel anymore. He is a true idiot, though.

[Lavabe]

And this....

http://www.si.com/nba/2014/07/06/pj-hai ... ll-barkley

Hairston's agent says PJ only retaliated to the punch he received from the high schooler.

As ChipSlate and I were discussing via text this morning, PJ has hit the jackpot of weed, guns, actual violence and impermissible benefits. He just needs a hooker or two to complete the picture.

One more thing would complete the picture after the hooker. It's just a matter of time before he fesses up to Outside the Lines that he didn't write any of his papers at UNC.

[dpslaw]

And this....

http://www.si.com/nba/2014/07/06/pj-hai ... ll-barkley

Hairston's agent says PJ only retaliated to the punch he received from the high schooler.

As ChipSlate and I were discussing via text this morning, PJ has hit the jackpot of weed, guns, actual violence and impermissiblew benefits. He just needs a hooker or two to complete the picture.

To really hit the jackpot, it all has to be part of a single incident. For example, PJ, using a stolen gun, shoots a hooker over a drug deal gone bad. At least PJ has something to aspire to.

[lawgrad91]

And this....

http://www.si.com/nba/2014/07/06/pj-hai ... ll-barkley

Hairston's agent says PJ only retaliated to the punch he received from the high schooler.

As ChipSlate and I were discussing via text this morning, PJ has hit the jackpot of weed, guns, actual violence and impermissiblew benefits. He just needs a hooker or two to complete the picture.

To really hit the jackpot, it all has to be part of a single incident. For example, PJ, using a stolen gun, shoots a hooker over a drug deal gone bad. At least PJ has something to aspire to.

And driving away in a car rented by Fats Thomas.

[windsor]

And this....

http://www.si.com/nba/2014/07/06/pj-hai ... ll-barkley

Hairston's agent says PJ only retaliated to the punch he received from the high schooler.

As ChipSlate and I were discussing via text this morning, PJ has hit the jackpot of weed, guns, actual violence and impermissiblew benefits. He just needs a hooker or two to complete the picture.

To really hit the jackpot, it all has to be part of a single incident. For example, PJ, using a stolen gun, shoots a hooker over a drug deal gone bad. At least PJ has something to aspire to.

And driving away in a car rented by Fats Thomas.

...and the investigation reveals that the hooker wrote all his papers while at UNC...

[DevilWearsPrada2.0]

I like this statement from DBR:

"One tries to be charitable, but it's getting hard to avoid this conclusion: PJ Hairston is just stupid."

Very well Stated!!!

PJ stands for PUNCHES JUVENILES !

PJ stands for POOR JUDGMENT !!!!

[Lavabe]

...and the investigation reveals that the hooker wrote all his papers while at UNC...

...and then Ol' Roy says "I didn't know anything about it."

[lawgrad91]

...and the investigation reveals that the hooker wrote all his papers while at UNC...

...and then Ol' Roy says "I didn't know anything about it."

"And, dadgummit, I would trust him babysitting my grandkids."

(But, hopefully, not driving his grandkids around....)

[lawgrad91]

Fun and games with PJ's agent....
http://www.sportingnews.com/nba/story/2 ... ook.com%2F

[lawgrad91]

And there's also this great explanation as to why Josh Gordon was driving his Escalade....
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2014/0 ... eting.html

Hey, don't we all meet up with people at the grocery store and switch cars with them?

[CathyCA]

Fun and games with PJ's agent....
http://www.sportingnews.com/nba/story/2 ... ook.com%2F

They're all idiots.

[Bob Green]

“Me and Josh Gordon met at the Fresh Market in Chapel Hill,” Hairston described following a Hornets summer-league practice. “I walked there to get food and happened to run into him in there.

IANAL, but I'd love to cross examine P.J. on the above statement.

Me: Yo, P.J., my man, if you walked there, how did Josh see your car?

[CathyCA]

I don't understand. PJ walked to Fresh Market, but when he walked out of the store with Josh Gordon, he saw PJ's car?

Did the car just drop out of the sky and fall into the parking lot? How did the car arrive at Fresh Market if PJ walked there?

[Devil in the Blue Dress]

There's a common theme emerging. Not only do some student athletes have trouble with their school work, there appears to be an emerging problem with being in a grocery store unaccompanied by someone from the athletic department.

[lawgrad91]

There's a common theme emerging. Not only do some student athletes have trouble with their school work, there appears to be an emerging problem with being in a grocery store unaccompanied by someone from the athletic department.

Maybe he at least paid for his crab legs.

[lawgrad91]

I don't understand. PJ walked to Fresh Market, but when he walked out of the store with Josh Gordon, he saw PJ's car?

Did the car just drop out of the sky and fall into the parking lot? How did the car arrive at Fresh Market if PJ walked there?

I am usually a poker face in court, but I would be laughing myself silly over a person who made such a statement on the witness stand.