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CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » December 11th, 2012, 10:06 am

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:I can't find my set of Exacto knives. I'm sure it's exactly where I left it the last time I used them, I just don't know, or can't see under the clutter, where that is. I'm usually pretty good about putting tools/stuff back where it belongs when I take it out to use it. Guess not this time.

Watch wear you sit!

CathyCA · Post by **CathyCA** » December 11th, 2012, 12:01 pm

CameronBornAndBred wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:I can't find my set of Exacto knives. I'm sure it's exactly where I left it the last time I used them, I just don't know, or can't see under the clutter, where that is. I'm usually pretty good about putting tools/stuff back where it belongs when I take it out to use it. Guess not this time.
Watch wear you sit!

Ruthie probably borrowed them for a preschool art project.

Ima Facultiwyfe · Post by **Ima Facultiwyfe** » December 11th, 2012, 12:34 pm

Blame the OP. That's what I always do. And I'm usually right. I hide everything now. And that's not hard. Typical man can't find anything, bless his heart.
Love, Ima

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » December 11th, 2012, 12:46 pm

Vibes for my follicly-challenged other half. He is at the ER in Kernersville with a nosebleed. It started bleeding before 8am, and urgent care couldn't stop it.

Might be a good time to cut the baby aspirin out of his morning regimen.

CathyCA · Post by **CathyCA** » December 11th, 2012, 1:13 pm

lawgrad91 wrote:Vibes for my follicly-challenged other half. He is at the ER in Kernersville with a nosebleed. It started bleeding before 8am, and urgent care couldn't stop it.

Might be a good time to cut the baby aspirin out of his morning regimen.

I think that the Reverend Lawgrad needs a "poor sweet baby" or two, and you need several hugs!

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » December 11th, 2012, 7:25 pm

Sometimes OY irritates me (they've gone about 20 posts on the Seth Curry leg thread on concussions in the NFL!) and sometimes it just amuses me.

In the headline re: Christian Laettner being #2 on the list of greatest Final Four players, there's this line:

Bobby Hurley came in at #19, Grant Hill was #36, Shane Battier #39, Johnny Dawkins #69 and Derry Fanny 73.

When I was in my first year at Duke, we had a really good player named Danny Ferry. Could he be kin to Derry Fanny?

Anyone think we ought to tell them? Or was I in the law library my entire first year and never realized this was his official nickname?

Very Duke Blue · Post by **Very Duke Blue** » December 11th, 2012, 8:12 pm

CathyCA wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:Vibes for my follicly-challenged other half. He is at the ER in Kernersville with a nosebleed. It started bleeding before 8am, and urgent care couldn't stop it.

Might be a good time to cut the baby aspirin out of his morning regimen.
I think that the Reverend Lawgrad needs a "poor sweet baby" or two, and you need several hugs!

I'm with Cathy.

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » December 11th, 2012, 8:39 pm

Very Duke Blue wrote:
CathyCA wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:Vibes for my follicly-challenged other half. He is at the ER in Kernersville with a nosebleed. It started bleeding before 8am, and urgent care couldn't stop it.

Might be a good time to cut the baby aspirin out of his morning regimen.
I think that the Reverend Lawgrad needs a "poor sweet baby" or two, and you need several hugs!

I'm with Cathy.

Thank y'all for the hugs and vibes. He is fine. I offered to leave work early and meet him at the ER, and he informed me there was no need and he was leaving to go visit a lady in the nursing home.

It looks like he has an eraser and two pieces of string stuck in his nostril.

IowaDevil · Post by **IowaDevil** » December 11th, 2012, 9:13 pm

lawgrad91 wrote: It looks like he has an eraser and two pieces of string stuck in his nostril.

Now that is a mental pix that may be worth seeing live & in person!

Really am glad to hear he is o.k.!

Ima Facultiwyfe · Post by **Ima Facultiwyfe** » December 11th, 2012, 11:46 pm

Hug him anyway, even if he IS a mouth breather. Feel better soon, Rev.
Love, Ima

OZZIE4DUKE · Post by **OZZIE4DUKE** » December 12th, 2012, 12:33 am

Lightning tried to strike me last night. But I missed it.

Dec. 11, 2012 : 4, 5, 16, 19, 28

I play those numbers in the NC Cash 5 lottery on a regular basis, but not always. Last night I didn't. Those were the numbers drawn. $230,000 phhhht, gone.

DevilAlumna · Post by **DevilAlumna** » December 12th, 2012, 12:55 am

lawgrad91 wrote:It looks like he has an eraser and two pieces of string stuck in his nostril.

It wasn't a tampon, was it? That's what our sports trainers used for bloody noses in HS....

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » December 12th, 2012, 8:03 am

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Lightning tried to strike me last night. But I missed it.

Dec. 11, 2012 : 4, 5, 16, 19, 28

I play those numbers in the NC Cash 5 lottery on a regular basis, but not always. Last night I didn't. Those were the numbers drawn. $230,000 phhhht, gone.

oooooooh that sucks. Now you gotta pick new numbers.

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » December 12th, 2012, 8:23 am

CameronBornAndBred wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Lightning tried to strike me last night. But I missed it.

Dec. 11, 2012 : 4, 5, 16, 19, 28

I play those numbers in the NC Cash 5 lottery on a regular basis, but not always. Last night I didn't. Those were the numbers drawn. $230,000 phhhht, gone.
oooooooh that sucks. Now you gotta pick new numbers.

Now he won't be able to buy that second pack of Costcos for the Belk Bowl tailgate.

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » December 12th, 2012, 10:30 am

DevilAlumna wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:It looks like he has an eraser and two pieces of string stuck in his nostril.
It wasn't a tampon, was it? That's what our sports trainers used for bloody noses in HS....

My coworkers suggested that, actually. No, thinner than a tampon and the strings are black. If you stare at it long enough, it looks like he shoved a small explosive device in his nostril.

It isn't keeping him from his rounds at Costco today, so I guess he is doing better.

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » December 12th, 2012, 10:31 am

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Lightning tried to strike me last night. But I missed it.

Dec. 11, 2012 : 4, 5, 16, 19, 28

I play those numbers in the NC Cash 5 lottery on a regular basis, but not always. Last night I didn't. Those were the numbers drawn. $230,000 phhhht, gone.

Bummer, Ozzie. Sorry about that.

CathyCA · Post by **CathyCA** » December 12th, 2012, 11:01 am

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:Lightning tried to strike me last night. But I missed it.

Dec. 11, 2012 : 4, 5, 16, 19, 28

I play those numbers in the NC Cash 5 lottery on a regular basis, but not always. Last night I didn't. Those were the numbers drawn. $230,000 phhhht, gone.

Crapulous.

CathyCA · Post by **CathyCA** » December 12th, 2012, 11:03 am

DevilAlumna wrote:
lawgrad91 wrote:It looks like he has an eraser and two pieces of string stuck in his nostril.
It wasn't a tampon, was it? That's what our sports trainers used for bloody noses in HS....

Dr. Blair Underwood (team doctor for the Knicks) used a tampon to stop Steve's nosebleed when Steve walked in on Miranda and Blair in bed one time.

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » December 12th, 2012, 1:26 pm

I just sent TigerDevil two work-related faxes re: mutual defendants. One is allegedly from Conner Vernon, the other allegedly from Quinn Cook.

I wonder if the PD's office manager, light blue Pam, will figure it out.

CathyCA · Post by **CathyCA** » December 12th, 2012, 4:33 pm

lawgrad91 wrote:I just sent TigerDevil two work-related faxes re: mutual defendants. One is allegedly from Conner Vernon, the other allegedly from Quinn Cook.

I wonder if the PD's office manager, light blue Pam, will figure it out.

Clever!

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