TillyGalore wrote:I'm getting DukeUsel and Bjornwolf confused as they both have pictures of their respective daughters in Duke clothes.
Sorry. And there's not "w" in bjornolf. ;) My character in my book would be very offended. Don't make the vikings angry.
As for the joke about the engineer in hell...
An engineer dies and goes to hell. The devil calls him into his office and says "what am I going to do with you?"
The engineer explains that if the devil will go easy on him, he can make a lot of improvements. The devil agrees that he won't get tortured if he makes improvements. So, the engineer builds an air conditioner and installs elevators and escalators. He designs equipment to help the souls in their impossible tasks. He even makes automatic whips so the torturers' arms don't hurt.
When God comes down for his annual inspection, he's amazed. He calls the devil over and says "what the hell is going on here?"
The devil responds, "Ever since you sent us that engineer, things have been getting better and better. Soon, it'll be as nice down here as it is in heaven. Thanks!"
God gets angry, "What engineer? You weren't supposed to get an engineer down here! This is preposterous! Where is he? I'm taking him with me!"
The devil gets mad, "Oh no you're not. We've never been happier!"
So God says, "If you don't give me that engineer back RIGHT NOW, I'll sue!"
And the devil says...