
Immediately following the second suggestion, PHB made a counter-offer. He offered my own lab space and use of the lab's brand spanking new, not yet installed instrument, to pursue the research that we've been working on for the last several days. He also offered the services of a grad student and a technician. This came with the guarantee of another 5 years of employment. He told me to think about it before giving an answer.

I have not yet given my answer (not just no; HELL NO!). In a way, the offer is tempting, because I wouldn't have to move and I'd be involved in worthwhile, high profile project. However, I already signed the other offer. In my mind, that means I gave my word, and I do not back out on such things lightly. Even if I hadn't already signed the offer, the answer would be the same. PHB has already shown that I am nothing more than political capital, and I will be thrown under the bus at the first available opportunity if it is politically expedient for him to do so. Why would I start my own lab under someone who has this particular tendency? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Of course, I won't tell him that. I'll be diplomatic about saying "thanks, but no thanks." In the brilliant and immortal words of windsor, "Thou shalt burn no bridges before their time." I am going out the door on my terms.
