Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

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Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Post by Lavabe » July 31st, 2011, 10:11 am

The team I have pulled for the last 25 years in English Premier League Football, Liverpool, has three kits (jerseys). The first (home) is the traditional red. The second kit is an away kit, and is black. Okay. The third kit, used in non EPL rare occasions, appears below.
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Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Post by CathyCA » July 31st, 2011, 3:17 pm

Lavabe wrote:The team I have pulled for the last 25 years in English Premier League Football, Liverpool, has three kits (jerseys). The first (home) is the traditional red. The second kit is an away kit, and is black. Okay. The third kit, used in non EPL rare occasions, appears below.
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WTF!! #-o
What a gross color! WHAT were they thinking?

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Post by lawgrad91 » July 31st, 2011, 11:03 pm

Lavabe wrote:The team I have pulled for the last 25 years in English Premier League Football, Liverpool, has three kits (jerseys). The first (home) is the traditional red. The second kit is an away kit, and is black. Okay. The third kit, used in non EPL rare occasions, appears below.
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Ugh. :ymsick:
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Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Post by CathyCA » January 25th, 2012, 11:05 am

Somebody needs a new makeup artist. Somebody's foundation had too much orange in it. Somebody's complexion resembled that of an Oompa Loompa last night.

PM me if you want to know to whom I'm referring.

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Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Post by Lavabe » January 25th, 2012, 11:43 am

CathyCA wrote:Somebody needs a new makeup artist. Somebody's foundation had too much orange in it. Somebody's complexion resembled that of an Oompa Loompa last night.

PM me if you want to know to whom I'm referring.

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Post by Lavabe » January 25th, 2012, 12:25 pm

Lavabe wrote:
CathyCA wrote:Somebody needs a new makeup artist. Somebody's foundation had too much orange in it. Somebody's complexion resembled that of an Oompa Loompa last night.

PM me if you want to know to whom I'm referring.

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I have PM issues right now, but I sent one to you. I saw two people who had that issue.
It was most noticeable when said individual hugged very pale person with red outfit.
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Post by Lavabe » January 25th, 2012, 12:26 pm

By the way, just read a new study that shows that Neanderthals ALSO had make-up issues:
http://www.physorg.com/news/2012-01-tea ... thals.html
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Post by CathyCA » January 25th, 2012, 12:52 pm

But did the Neandertals use blending sponges?

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Post by CathyCA » January 25th, 2012, 12:57 pm

Lavabe wrote:
Lavabe wrote:
CathyCA wrote:Somebody needs a new makeup artist. Somebody's foundation had too much orange in it. Somebody's complexion resembled that of an Oompa Loompa last night.

PM me if you want to know to whom I'm referring.

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I have PM issues right now, but I sent one to you. I saw two people who had that issue.
It was most noticeable when said individual hugged very pale person with red outfit.

Oooh oooh oooh! Check your inbox, Lavabe!

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Post by Lavabe » January 25th, 2012, 4:18 pm

CathyCA wrote:Oooh oooh oooh! Check your inbox, Lavabe!

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Absolutely F-ing hilarious! =)) :))
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Post by ArkieDukie » February 12th, 2012, 10:37 am

Lavabe suggested that we move discussion of the new unis to the Snark thread, so I'm bumping the thread.

Ugly, ugly gray unis with stripes that look like they're carolina blue. Discuss.
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Post by OZZIE4DUKE » February 12th, 2012, 10:58 am

ArkieDukie wrote:Lavabe suggested that we move discussion of the new unis to the Snark thread, so I'm bumping the thread.

Ugly, ugly gray unis with stripes that look like they're carolina blue. Discuss.
I don't like the gray uni's, and I don't like my gray hair. But there's nothing I'm going to do about either. :p
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Post by ArkieDukie » February 12th, 2012, 11:06 am

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
ArkieDukie wrote:Lavabe suggested that we move discussion of the new unis to the Snark thread, so I'm bumping the thread.

Ugly, ugly gray unis with stripes that look like they're carolina blue. Discuss.
I don't like the gray uni's, and I don't like my gray hair. But there's nothing I'm going to do about either. :p
I don't like my gray hair either. That's why I get it colored once a month. Dye does a great job of covering up gray. :9f:
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Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Post by captmojo » February 12th, 2012, 11:12 am

I don't like Mondays.
Sundays are becoming a drag too, because you know the weekend is over after today.

This has got nothing to do with the color, gray...which I like only because it's better than black. I only like blue and white. I ain't talking 'bout that baby blue shit. Only the proper shades of blue. :9f:

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Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Post by Lavabe » February 12th, 2012, 11:17 am

Florida lost in the gray uni's. On the other hand, you could at least see the numbers from a distance.
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Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Post by windsor » February 12th, 2012, 11:21 am

I like grey...I have grey suits...and grey shoes and grey blouses..as for hair - only my stylist knows for sure :D

I do NOT like Unis with random stars on the back, numbers and names I can't ready and 'blue devils' on the front instead of DUKE. I do not like unis that are in a color that is not one of the school colors. I do not like the grey unis one bit. Burn them. Now.
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Post by IowaDevil » February 12th, 2012, 12:47 pm

windsor wrote:I like grey...I have grey suits...and grey shoes and grey blouses..as for hair - only my stylist knows for sure :D

I do NOT like Unis with random stars on the back, numbers and names I can't ready and 'blue devils' on the front instead of DUKE. I do not like unis that are in a color that is not one of the school colors. I do not like the grey unis one bit. Burn them. Now.
I ditto this! Those were so ugly they classify as "fugly" in my book! :p
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Re: Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

Post by CathyCA » February 12th, 2012, 1:07 pm

The gray unis looked almost Martian green on my television screen.

Back to 287, please!

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Post by Lavabe » February 12th, 2012, 2:24 pm

Lavabe wrote:The team I have pulled for the last 25 years in English Premier League Football, Liverpool, has three kits (jerseys). The first (home) is the traditional red. The second kit is an away kit, and is black. Okay. The third kit, used in non EPL rare occasions, appears below.
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WTF!! #-o
Liverpool wore the ugli uni's yesterday, and wound up losing to bitter rival Manchester United.
Coincidence?
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Post by DukieInKansas » February 12th, 2012, 10:06 pm

Cheer for the uniforms:

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