Ben and Jerry's New Flavor

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Ben and Jerry's New Flavor

Post by devildeac » September 7th, 2011, 10:59 pm

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Re: Ben and Jerry's New Flavor

Post by CathyCA » September 7th, 2011, 11:26 pm

YUM!

I can't wait to taste Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls!

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Re: Ben and Jerry's New Flavor

Post by CameronBornAndBred » September 7th, 2011, 11:49 pm

CathyCA wrote:YUM!

I can't wait to taste Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls!

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Re: Ben and Jerry's New Flavor

Post by devildeac » September 8th, 2011, 7:36 am

CameronBornAndBred wrote:
CathyCA wrote:YUM!

I can't wait to taste Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls!

:9f:
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I'll bet Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls have a great texture.
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Re: Ben and Jerry's New Flavor

Post by Miles » September 8th, 2011, 8:13 am

Is anyone else surprised to see that Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls are so small?
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Re: Ben and Jerry's New Flavor

Post by devildeac » September 8th, 2011, 9:56 am

Miles wrote:Is anyone else surprised to see that Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls are so small?
But I'll bet they're lip-smacking good. :ymblushing:
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Re: Ben and Jerry's New Flavor

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Miles wrote:Is anyone else surprised to see that Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls are so small?
But I'll bet they're lip-smacking good. :ymblushing:
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Re: Ben and Jerry's New Flavor

Post by EarlJam » September 8th, 2011, 10:47 am

According to the container, Schweddy Balls are loaded with FUDGE (so many things to say about that). :twitch:

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Re: Ben and Jerry's New Flavor

Post by Miles » September 8th, 2011, 11:25 am

It says the balls are malty. There's also rum involved.

I'm not sure I'll like how these balls taste. For the time being, I won't be eating Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls.
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Re: Ben and Jerry's New Flavor

Post by devildeac » September 8th, 2011, 11:37 am

Miles wrote:It says the balls are malty. There's also rum involved.

I'm not sure I'll like how these balls taste. For the time being, I won't be eating Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls.
One of the ways I like to judge ice creams is by their mouth texture/feel so think about how the Schweddy Balls will feel with all that creaminess and fudge.

Besides, if you don't want their Schweddy Balls, Cathy has already said she can't wait to taste them. So, I guess she can have your Schweddy Balls.
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Re: Ben and Jerry's New Flavor

Post by ILoveJimmy » September 8th, 2011, 1:23 pm

This new ice cream flavor is hilarious. They should get Alec Baldwin to do a commercial for it! Maybe even with Ana Gasteyer and Molly Shannon doing The Delicious Dish radio show.
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Re: Ben and Jerry's New Flavor

Post by Lavabe » September 8th, 2011, 1:51 pm

No doubt made from the Schweddy Family recipe.

My favorite Ben & Jerry's flavor was a limited edition batch of FESTIVUS (a holiday for the rest of us, popularized in SEINFELD) ice cream.
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Re: Ben and Jerry's New Flavor

Post by CathyCA » September 8th, 2011, 3:10 pm

I went looking for Schweddy Balls at lunch today, but couldn't find any at Food Lion.

Does anyone know where I can find some Schweddy Balls to taste?

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Re: Ben and Jerry's New Flavor

Post by EarlJam » September 8th, 2011, 3:12 pm

CathyCA wrote:I went looking for Schweddy Balls at lunch today, but couldn't find any at Food Lion.

Does anyone know where I can find some Schweddy Balls to taste?

:9f:
Cathy,

They have it here in Atlanta. I got some for lunch! Too bad you don't live near by. You could come over and I'd let you devour my Schweddy Balls as much as you like!

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Re: Ben and Jerry's New Flavor

Post by CameronBornAndBred » September 8th, 2011, 3:13 pm

CathyCA wrote:I went looking for Schweddy Balls at lunch today, but couldn't find any at Food Lion.

Does anyone know where I can find some Schweddy Balls to taste?

:9f:
Just ask the stockboy to point to where he keeps his Shweddy Balls.
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Re: Ben and Jerry's New Flavor

Post by CathyCA » September 8th, 2011, 3:34 pm

EarlJam wrote:
CathyCA wrote:I went looking for Schweddy Balls at lunch today, but couldn't find any at Food Lion.

Does anyone know where I can find some Schweddy Balls to taste?

:9f:
Cathy,

They have it here in Atlanta. I got some for lunch! Too bad you don't live near by. You could come over and I'd let you devour my Schweddy Balls as much as you like!

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No, you live too far away. I think that by the time I got to Atlanta, your Schweddy Balls would melt into a hot creamy mess.

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Re: Ben and Jerry's New Flavor

Post by CathyCA » September 8th, 2011, 3:39 pm

CameronBornAndBred wrote:
CathyCA wrote:I went looking for Schweddy Balls at lunch today, but couldn't find any at Food Lion.

Does anyone know where I can find some Schweddy Balls to taste?

:9f:
Just ask the stockboy to point to where he keeps his Shweddy Balls.
Why can't I just ask him to put the Schweddy Balls in my basket?

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Re: Ben and Jerry's New Flavor

Post by EarlJam » September 8th, 2011, 4:11 pm

CathyCA wrote:
EarlJam wrote:
CathyCA wrote:I went looking for Schweddy Balls at lunch today, but couldn't find any at Food Lion.

Does anyone know where I can find some Schweddy Balls to taste?

:9f:
Cathy,

They have it here in Atlanta. I got some for lunch! Too bad you don't live near by. You could come over and I'd let you devour my Schweddy Balls as much as you like!

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No, you live too far away. I think that by the time I got to Atlanta, your Schweddy Balls would melt into a hot creamy mess.

:9f:

Hot, Creamy, Schweddy Balls?

gross.

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Re: Ben and Jerry's New Flavor

Post by devildeac » September 8th, 2011, 4:34 pm

CathyCA wrote:
EarlJam wrote:
CathyCA wrote:I went looking for Schweddy Balls at lunch today, but couldn't find any at Food Lion.

Does anyone know where I can find some Schweddy Balls to taste?

:9f:
Cathy,

They have it here in Atlanta. I got some for lunch! Too bad you don't live near by. You could come over and I'd let you devour my Schweddy Balls as much as you like!

-EarlJam
No, you live too far away. I think that by the time I got to Atlanta, your Schweddy Balls would melt into a hot creamy mess.

:9f:

But they would be sooooooooo tender.
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Re: Ben and Jerry's New Flavor

Post by devildeac » September 8th, 2011, 4:35 pm

The original SNL skit:

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/ ... alls/2846/
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