Residential Urinials
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- bjornolf
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Re: Residential Urinials
Are we voting on the urinal or the cake idea? I'd definitely support the cake idea. You know those decals for trucks that have Calvin peeing on various things? This would just be the live action version of that! ;)
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Re: Residential Urinials
On a related note, if I ever win the lottery, I'm totally buying one of those automatic robot paper towel dispensers for my house.
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Just curious. Did anyone else notice the spelling error in the title of the thread? ;) Not that I'm perfect. I just thought the new pronunciation was kinda funny. Try it.
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It sort of seems like a British pronunciation, like "al-uh-mineum" cans.bjornolf wrote:Just curious. Did anyone else notice the spelling error in the title of the thread? ;) Not that I'm perfect. I just thought the new pronunciation was kinda funny. Try it.
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After taking "the monster" out of my sock, it's really no trouble to avoid splatter.
Father-in-law, only once that I know of back in the 70's, drunkenly lifted the lid over the turntable of a console stereo and let loose.
(end of funny urination story)
Father-in-law, only once that I know of back in the 70's, drunkenly lifted the lid over the turntable of a console stereo and let loose.
(end of funny urination story)
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I thought he was trying to make it rhyme.wilson wrote:It sort of seems like a British pronunciation, like "al-uh-mineum" cans.bjornolf wrote:Just curious. Did anyone else notice the spelling error in the title of the thread? ;) Not that I'm perfect. I just thought the new pronunciation was kinda funny. Try it.
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I spent five years of my life writing press releases and articles about those things and pitching the stories to publications in the restaurant and hospitality industries.wilson wrote:On a related note, if I ever win the lottery, I'm totally buying one of those automatic robot paper towel dispensers for my house.
Ah yes. The enMotion automated paper towel dispenser from Georgia Pacific. I lived it. I loved it. I loathed it.
By the way, on the urinal cake idea. Anyone want to partner up on this? Let's make those urinal cakes a reality!
-EJ
P.S. And I totally want to buy that plastic urinal thingy. Wouldn't that be great for a BBQ or picnic? Maybe not. I don't know. I can think of 1,235 great prank ideas for it though!
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Dang. Beat to the punch (or in this case, the urinal)....EarlJam wrote:By the way, on the urinal cake idea. Anyone want to partner up on this? Let's make those urinal cakes a reality!wilson wrote:On a related note, if I ever win the lottery, I'm totally buying one of those automatic robot paper towel dispensers for my house.
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EarlJam wrote:
Dang. Beat to the punch (or in this case, the urinal)....
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I am ROFLMAO!!! With TEARS (aka ROFLMAOWT.......) I Love those automatic paper towel things also, wave by the SPOT and WALLA.... errrrRRRRRRRRRR here ya go!!!! but it must have been made by a female because they always look like 6" but they really are 3", SO I have to wave twice TO REALLY FEEL GOOD ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE!!!!! LOL ;)EarlJam wrote:Dang. Beat to the punch (or in this case, the urinal)....EarlJam wrote:By the way, on the urinal cake idea. Anyone want to partner up on this? Let's make those urinal cakes a reality!wilson wrote:On a related note, if I ever win the lottery, I'm totally buying one of those automatic robot paper towel dispensers for my house.
http://www.peepeeface.com/
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Honey, they are 6 inches. Really. Can't you tell the difference between 6 inches and 3 inches?cl15876 wrote:
I am ROFLMAO!!! With TEARS (aka ROFLMAOWT.......) I Love those automatic paper towel things also, wave by the SPOT and WALLA.... errrrRRRRRRRRRR here ya go!!!! but it must have been made by a female because they always look like 6" but they really are 3", SO I have to wave twice TO REALLY FEEL GOOD ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE!!!!! LOL ;)
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We've been led to believe that our measurement capabilities ..... (no matter whether a FEW of US our in the TOP 5% of the US mathematical intelligence), is suspect! So Bigger MUST BE BETTER..... so we (I don't speak for everyone but most) are somewhat distorted in their rulers..... God forbid, ANY OF US HIT A ICE COLD POOL and suffer from the shrinkage factor....... I am proud to say........ ;)CathyCA wrote:Honey, they are 6 inches. Really. Can't you tell the difference between 6 inches and 3 inches?cl15876 wrote:
I am ROFLMAO!!! With TEARS (aka ROFLMAOWT.......) I Love those automatic paper towel things also, wave by the SPOT and WALLA.... errrrRRRRRRRRRR here ya go!!!! but it must have been made by a female because they always look like 6" but they really are 3", SO I have to wave twice TO REALLY FEEL GOOD ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE!!!!! LOL ;)
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Wow, I am SO staying out of this one!
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That would look great in the new men's latrines at WW :roll: .bjornolf wrote:The best way I found to keep my kids aim on target was to put a little bowl of something they think is funny (my kids like fruit loops). Tell them to throw one in the toilet every time they go pee, then tell them it's "target practice". My kids LOVE this, and they "splatter" a lot less.
As for the urinal, there is a urinal for kids. Here's a picture. It's pretty funny.
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I want one in my cube at work.devildeac wrote:That would look great in the new men's latrines at WW :roll: .bjornolf wrote:The best way I found to keep my kids aim on target was to put a little bowl of something they think is funny (my kids like fruit loops). Tell them to throw one in the toilet every time they go pee, then tell them it's "target practice". My kids LOVE this, and they "splatter" a lot less.
As for the urinal, there is a urinal for kids. Here's a picture. It's pretty funny.
-EJ
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I have a hand painted picture of that!
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Helps the creativity, right?EarlJam wrote:I want one in my cube at work.devildeac wrote:That would look great in the new men's latrines at WW :roll: .bjornolf wrote:The best way I found to keep my kids aim on target was to put a little bowl of something they think is funny (my kids like fruit loops). Tell them to throw one in the toilet every time they go pee, then tell them it's "target practice". My kids LOVE this, and they "splatter" a lot less.
As for the urinal, there is a urinal for kids. Here's a picture. It's pretty funny.
-EJ
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Okay, if this keeps up, I'm gonna have to use one myself! The only word you left out, bone man, was "flowing". Helps keep the creativity flowin'.
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Just seeing if YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION!!!! and YOU WERE!!! I'm proud of YOU!bjornolf wrote:Okay, if this keeps up, I'm gonna have to use one myself! The only word you left out, bone man, was "flowing". Helps keep the creativity flowin'.