You walk into a bar....
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You walk into a bar....
....and sit down to order a draft beer. You want to have six beers at least. You have plenty of money, so you can have any beer you want. Problem is, the selection at this bar is limited. So which of these beers do you order?
1. Budweiser
2. Bud Light
3. Miller High Life
4. Miller Light
5. Coors
6. Coors Light
7. Icehouse
8. Heineken
9. Sam Adams
10. Guinness
1. Budweiser
2. Bud Light
3. Miller High Life
4. Miller Light
5. Coors
6. Coors Light
7. Icehouse
8. Heineken
9. Sam Adams
10. Guinness
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Re: You walk into a bar....
Well it depends on what my intent is, and am I drinking with anyone? Male or female? One, or a group setting? Do I plan on walking out of the bar (upright)? Certainly won't be driving. Am I celebrating or just killing brain cells?
And like the good capt. always tells us, What's his favorite beer? "The fifth one, I think. That's the one that makes me handsome and fearless."
And like the good capt. always tells us, What's his favorite beer? "The fifth one, I think. That's the one that makes me handsome and fearless."
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Re: You walk into a bar....
I only see two beers on the list.EarlJam wrote:....and sit down to order a draft beer. You want to have six beers at least. You have plenty of money, so you can have any beer you want. Problem is, the selection at this bar is limited. So which of these beers do you order?
1. Budweiser
2. Bud Light
3. Miller High Life
4. Miller Light
5. Coors
6. Coors Light
7. Icehouse
8. Heineken
9. Sam Adams
10. Guinness
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Re: You walk into a bar....
1. Guiness
2. Sam Adams
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2. Sam Adams
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Re: You walk into a bar....
Beat me to it.CameronBornAndBred wrote:I only see two beers on the list.EarlJam wrote:....and sit down to order a draft beer. You want to have six beers at least. You have plenty of money, so you can have any beer you want. Problem is, the selection at this bar is limited. So which of these beers do you order?
1. Budweiser
2. Bud Light
3. Miller High Life
4. Miller Light
5. Coors
6. Coors Light
7. Icehouse
8. Heineken
9. Sam Adams
10. Guinness
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Re: You walk into a bar....
Beer snobs. Geeeeeeeesh.devildeac wrote:Beat me to it.CameronBornAndBred wrote:I only see two beers on the list.EarlJam wrote:....and sit down to order a draft beer. You want to have six beers at least. You have plenty of money, so you can have any beer you want. Problem is, the selection at this bar is limited. So which of these beers do you order?
1. Budweiser
2. Bud Light
3. Miller High Life
4. Miller Light
5. Coors
6. Coors Light
7. Icehouse
8. Heineken
9. Sam Adams
10. Guinness
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Re: You walk into a bar....
I don't typically drink beer but even I could have called this one.devildeac wrote:Beat me to it.CameronBornAndBred wrote:I only see two beers on the list.EarlJam wrote:....and sit down to order a draft beer. You want to have six beers at least. You have plenty of money, so you can have any beer you want. Problem is, the selection at this bar is limited. So which of these beers do you order?
1. Budweiser
2. Bud Light
3. Miller High Life
4. Miller Light
5. Coors
6. Coors Light
7. Icehouse
8. Heineken
9. Sam Adams
10. Guinness
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Re: You walk into a bar....
But when you do, do you prefer Dos Equis?DukieInKansas wrote:....and sit down to order a draft beer. You want to have six beers at least. You have plenty of money, so you can have any beer you want. Problem is, the selection at this bar is limited. So which of these beers do you order?
1. Budweiser
2. Bud Light
3. Miller High Life
4. Miller Light
5. Coors
6. Coors Light
7. Icehouse
8. Heineken
9. Sam Adams
10. Guinness
I only see two beers on the list.
Beat me to it.
I don't typically drink beer but even I could have called this one.
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Re: You walk into a bar....
Would that make me the world's most interesting woman?OZZIE4DUKE wrote:But when you do, do you prefer Dos Equis?DukieInKansas wrote:....and sit down to order a draft beer. You want to have six beers at least. You have plenty of money, so you can have any beer you want. Problem is, the selection at this bar is limited. So which of these beers do you order?
1. Budweiser
2. Bud Light
3. Miller High Life
4. Miller Light
5. Coors
6. Coors Light
7. Icehouse
8. Heineken
9. Sam Adams
10. Guinness
I only see two beers on the list.
Beat me to it.
I don't typically drink beer but even I could have called this one.
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Re: You walk into a bar....
DukieInKansas wrote:Would that make me the world's most interesting woman?OZZIE4DUKE wrote:But when you do, do you prefer Dos Equis?DukieInKansas wrote:....and sit down to order a draft beer. You want to have six beers at least. You have plenty of money, so you can have any beer you want. Problem is, the selection at this bar is limited. So which of these beers do you order?
1. Budweiser
2. Bud Light
3. Miller High Life
4. Miller Light
5. Coors
6. Coors Light
7. Icehouse
8. Heineken
9. Sam Adams
10. Guinness
I only see two beers on the list.
Beat me to it.
I don't typically drink beer but even I could have called this one.
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Re: You walk into a bar....
It would indeed! ;)DukieInKansas wrote:Would that make me the world's most interesting woman?OZZIE4DUKE wrote:But when you do, do you prefer Dos Equis?DukieInKansas wrote:....and sit down to order a draft beer. You want to have six beers at least. You have plenty of money, so you can have any beer you want. Problem is, the selection at this bar is limited. So which of these beers do you order?
1. Budweiser
2. Bud Light
3. Miller High Life
4. Miller Light
5. Coors
6. Coors Light
7. Icehouse
8. Heineken
9. Sam Adams
10. Guinness
I only see two beers on the list.
Beat me to it.
I don't typically drink beer but even I could have called this one.
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Re: You walk into a bar....
EarlJam is definitely the most interesting man in the world.OZZIE4DUKE wrote:But when you do, do you prefer Dos Equis?
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Re: You walk into a bar....
I didn't see any beer on the list, either. I'm walking out and going to the bar next door where they serve Corona in bottles with a slice of lime.
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Re: You walk into a bar....
Do they serve beer at the bar next door, or just Coronas with slices of lime? ;)CathyCA wrote:I didn't see any beer on the list, either. I'm walking out and going to the bar next door where they serve Corona in bottles with a slice of lime.
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Re: You walk into a bar....
Very funny, Miles. ;)Miles wrote:Do they serve beer at the bar next door, or just Coronas with slices of lime? ;)CathyCA wrote:I didn't see any beer on the list, either. I'm walking out and going to the bar next door where they serve Corona in bottles with a slice of lime.
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Re: You walk into a bar....
Miles wrote:Do they serve beer at the bar next door, or just Coronas with slices of lime? ;)CathyCA wrote:I didn't see any beer on the list, either. I'm walking out and going to the bar next door where they serve Corona in bottles with a slice of lime.
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Re: You walk into a bar....
Welcome to my (former) world, CathyCathyCA wrote:Very funny, Miles. ;)Miles wrote:Do they serve beer at the bar next door, or just Coronas with slices of lime? ;)CathyCA wrote:I didn't see any beer on the list, either. I'm walking out and going to the bar next door where they serve Corona in bottles with a slice of lime.
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Re: You walk into a bar....
Oh, Corona. Back in my single days I was playing in the bar association golf tournament. An attorney who was pleasant to the eye was in the foursome ahead of me, and he and one of his buddies had stopped to see how our foursome (all ladies) were situated with regard to our fluid levels. I was at least one drink low, and somewhat nervous when they asked us how we were doing. Mr. Cutie offered us Coronas, and I told him thanks but no thanks, because "two stupids make me Corona'ed."CathyCA wrote:I didn't see any beer on the list, either. I'm walking out and going to the bar next door where they serve Corona in bottles with a slice of lime.
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Re: You walk into a bar....
I"m with Cathy and the beer snobs!! I love beer!
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Re: You walk into a bar....
I like drinking beer because I get full before I get (too) stupid. No such luck with tequila. ;)lawgrad91 wrote:Oh, Corona. Back in my single days I was playing in the bar association golf tournament. An attorney who was pleasant to the eye was in the foursome ahead of me, and he and one of his buddies had stopped to see how our foursome (all ladies) were situated with regard to our fluid levels. I was at least one drink low, and somewhat nervous when they asked us how we were doing. Mr. Cutie offered us Coronas, and I told him thanks but no thanks, because "two stupids make me Corona'ed."CathyCA wrote:I didn't see any beer on the list, either. I'm walking out and going to the bar next door where they serve Corona in bottles with a slice of lime.
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