Since they won, why the hell not? Place your Kobe/Lakers Lymricks here:
There once was a man named Kobe;
With talent the size of Moby;
I'm talking the whale;
Not the singer from Hell;
Unto his defenders well Woe Be.
-EJ
Kobe Bryant Lymricks
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EarlJam
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CathyCA
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Re: Kobe Bryant Lymricks
There once was a man from LA
Who played hoops in the NBA
He couldn't keep it zipped
His endorsement contracts slipped
This MVP has struck a major pay day.
Who played hoops in the NBA
He couldn't keep it zipped
His endorsement contracts slipped
This MVP has struck a major pay day.
“The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need. Those boys simply would not play 'Drop the Handkerchief.'”
~ James Naismith
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Snap. Awesome!CathyCA wrote:There once was a man from LA
Who played hoops in the NBA
He couldn't keep it zipped
His endorsement contracts slipped
This MVP has struck a major pay day.
Your mama wears combat boots to bed.
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EarlJam
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Re: Kobe Bryant Lymricks
Many people said without Shaq;
The lakers with Kobe were Whack;
He proved them so wrong;
Despite his loose dong;
Now they have their championship back.
-EJ
The lakers with Kobe were Whack;
He proved them so wrong;
Despite his loose dong;
Now they have their championship back.
-EJ
Your mama wears combat boots to bed.
Re: Kobe Bryant Lymricks
Cathy wins!
There once was a man named Kobe Bean...
Was the the finest playa anyone had seen
Whether playing the Knicks
Or playing some chicks
He got more ass than Charlie Sheen!
There once was a man named Kobe Bean...
Was the the finest playa anyone had seen
Whether playing the Knicks
Or playing some chicks
He got more ass than Charlie Sheen!
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EarlJam
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Well, if Cathy wins (and I agree), you get the silver.Shammrog wrote:Cathy wins!
There once was a man named Kobe Bean...
Was the the finest playa anyone had seen
Whether playing the Knicks
Or playing some chicks
He got more ass than Charlie Sheen!
How about this"
There once was a baller named Kobe;
Skipped high school and college to go be:
An all-star baller;
Met a girl and he called her.
And said would you please marry me?
Scoring with his ding just to please her;
Buying rings after cheats to appease her;
NBA, MVP;
Nightly lays, much VD;
Trade him in for a baller named Steve Kerr.
-EJ
Your mama wears combat boots to bed.
Re: Kobe Bryant Lymricks
Nope. You and Cathy tie for Gold. I get Bronze. Which sucks ass, but at least its a medal.EarlJam wrote:Well, if Cathy wins (and I agree), you get the silver.Shammrog wrote:Cathy wins!
There once was a man named Kobe Bean...
Was the the finest playa anyone had seen
Whether playing the Knicks
Or playing some chicks
He got more ass than Charlie Sheen!
How about this"
There once was a baller named Kobe;
Skipped high school and college to go be:
An all-star baller;
Met a girl and he called her.
And said would you please marry me?
Scoring with his ding just to please her;
Buying rings after cheats to appease her;
NBA, MVP;
Nightly lays, much VD;
Trade him in for a baller named Steve Kerr.
-EJ
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CameronBornAndBred
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My creativity is going into a painting before I leave tomorrow, but all y'all's rhymes are too fine. I see a coffee table book in the future. (Or a bathroom book at least)
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Re: Kobe Bryant Lymricks
Has Kobe been invited to crazietalk? 
"Backboards? Backboards? I'll show'em what to do with a f%#kin' backboard!"