You Might Be a Redneck If...

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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » August 11th, 2016, 7:30 am

CameronBornAndBred wrote:
devildeac wrote:... there is a six-inch gap (or more!) between the bottom of your shirt and the top of your pants.

Quite an image conjured up with that one.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by CathyCA » August 12th, 2016, 11:23 am

Whoa! That was NSFW.

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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » August 18th, 2016, 10:52 am

...you can name more NASCAR drivers than US presidents.

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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » August 25th, 2016, 10:27 am

...you've ignited a bodily emission.

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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » August 26th, 2016, 9:47 am

devildeac wrote:...you've ignited a bodily emission.

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I've seen it attempted by pre-teenaged friends ~50 years ago, but I didn't try it myself. =)) :-o
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » October 4th, 2016, 3:03 pm

...your first, second and fifth wives are all the same woman...
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by Lavabe » October 4th, 2016, 11:12 pm

devildeac wrote:...you can name more NASCAR drivers than US presidents.

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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by Lavabe » October 4th, 2016, 11:24 pm

devildeac wrote:...you can name more NASCAR drivers than US presidents.

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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » October 7th, 2016, 12:51 pm

...your wedding cake was a pile of Twinkies and Cool Whip.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by DukieInKansas » October 7th, 2016, 4:19 pm

devildeac wrote:...your wedding cake was a pile of Twinkies and Cool Whip.
Are they fried?
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » October 7th, 2016, 4:36 pm

DukieInKansas wrote:
devildeac wrote:...your wedding cake was a pile of Twinkies and Cool Whip.
Are they fried?
Not yet. The NC State Fair starts on October 13 this year.

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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » October 14th, 2016, 10:33 am

...you've started a fight at a yard sale.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by Ima Facultiwyfe » October 14th, 2016, 12:10 pm

devildeac wrote:...you've started a fight at a yard sale.
Oh no. Tell me you didn't. :-o
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » October 14th, 2016, 12:21 pm

Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:
devildeac wrote:...you've started a fight at a yard sale.
Oh no. Tell me you didn't. :-o
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I didn't.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by lawgrad91 » October 14th, 2016, 12:22 pm

How about a fight in the prayer line at church?

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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by Lavabe » October 16th, 2016, 5:11 pm

devildeac wrote:...you can name more NASCAR drivers than US presidents.

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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » October 18th, 2016, 1:21 pm

...your low-rider pants are unintentional.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » November 17th, 2016, 10:22 am

...you own more than 3 shirts with the sleeves cut off.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by devildeac » December 1st, 2016, 1:07 pm

...your underwear is sometimes your outer wear.
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Re: You Might Be a Redneck If...

Post by YmoBeThere » December 2nd, 2016, 5:13 am

I used to think I was a red neck.
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