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bjornolf · Post by **bjornolf** » June 5th, 2014, 8:32 pm

I wonder what the other guy's charges were.

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » June 5th, 2014, 9:57 pm

I had a case once where the defense attorney had two clients with the same first and last name (different middle name) and sent a letter telling the wrong client to show up for court. When the judge asked the witnesses to stand and be sworn, the deputy grabbed my sleeve and said, "that isn't the guy I charged."

Post by **YmoBeThere** » June 6th, 2014, 4:57 am

Sometimesyoufeellike a nut, sometimes you don't.

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » June 6th, 2014, 8:06 am

LOL!!!! That's awesome.

Very Duke Blue · Post by **Very Duke Blue** » June 6th, 2014, 9:51 am

CathyCA wrote:
DukieInKansas wrote:Bragging aunt alert: After 4 years of hard work, niece EBeth is officially valedictorian of her class.

I'm so happy for her.
Congratulations to EBeth! Obviously, intelligence and hard work are strong familial traits.

Well said. Congraulations!!

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » June 6th, 2014, 10:47 am

CathyCA wrote:Our funny incident of the day in criminal court occurred when the judge called "Maurice Moore" to come up for his initial arraignment. This young man came up to the defense table, and when the judge asked him if he intended to proceed with or without an attorney on the charges of larceny of a motor vehicle, the guy's eyes got very wide, and he said, "Your honor, I'm not here on that charge."

The judge said, "Are you Maurice Eugene Moore?"

The young man said, "No, I'm Maurice Antwan Moore."

Suddenly, I heard this man on the front row snore, raise his head sleepily and say, "Did you say Maurice Eugene Moore?"

The judge said, "Yes."

The front row guy said, "That's me," as he stumbled to the defense table.

"Whew!" exhaled Maurice Antwan Moore as he returned to his seat back in the courtroom.

Everyone laughed. What are the odds that a courtroom would have two Maurice Moores (and that one of them would be asleep on the front row when his name was called)?

This happened in Varnish Zone Circuit this morning, when the jail sent over the wrong Rodney Mullins for a bond hearing on setting his house on fire during the (unsuccessful) operation of his meth lab.

CathyCA · Post by **CathyCA** » June 6th, 2014, 12:08 pm

This morning in assault court, one of the "victims" was wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with the following phrase on the front:

Mud Boggin'
Gun Carryin'
Camo Wearin'
Home Grown
Redneck

I left before her case got reached. I wonder how it was resolved.

Post by **YmoBeThere** » June 7th, 2014, 7:52 am

Life is crazie!

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » June 7th, 2014, 8:03 am

CathyCA wrote:This morning in assault court, one of the "victims" was wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with the following phrase on the front:

Mud Boggin'
Gun Carryin'
Camo Wearin'
Home Grown
Redneck

I left before her case got reached. I wonder how it was resolved.

She must be a refugee from the Varnish Zone. We had only boring shirts yesterday.

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » June 7th, 2014, 5:22 pm

Now <7 posts/day. Therapy is working.

Post by **YmoBeThere** » June 7th, 2014, 6:03 pm

devildeac wrote:Now <7 posts/day. Therapy is working.

Were you suffering the same affliction as BillyBreen?

ArkieDukie · Post by **ArkieDukie** » June 7th, 2014, 6:32 pm

YmoBeThere wrote:
devildeac wrote:Now <7 posts/day. Therapy is working.
Were you suffering the same affliction as BillyBreen?

I thought BillyBreen was locked in the basement.

Post by **YmoBeThere** » June 7th, 2014, 6:45 pm

Someone let him out.

Watching the Belmont...

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » June 7th, 2014, 6:47 pm

YmoBeThere wrote:Someone let him out.

Watching the Belmont...

Favorite, Ymo?

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » June 7th, 2014, 6:59 pm

YmoBeThere wrote:Someone let him out.

Watching the Belmont...

Hope you put money on Tonalist.

Post by **YmoBeThere** » June 7th, 2014, 7:00 pm

No betting from me. I did want to see a Triple Crown winner...

Post by **YmoBeThere** » June 7th, 2014, 7:01 pm

But long story short, I did get screwed over by a guy from California selling Chrome this year.

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » June 7th, 2014, 9:08 pm

ArkieDukie wrote:
YmoBeThere wrote:
devildeac wrote:Now <7 posts/day. Therapy is working.
Were you suffering the same affliction as BillyBreen?
I thought BillyBreen was locked in the basement.

Ymo, Lavabe and I took turns for a while with his imprisonment until he escaped several weeks ago and posted about 10 times OY and joined CTN.

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » June 8th, 2014, 8:07 am

YmoBeThere wrote:No betting from me. I did want to see a Triple Crown winner...

I like how CC's owner is bitching that the winner wasn't in the other races so it wasn't fair. Dude, your horse came in fourth!!

CathyCA · Post by **CathyCA** » June 8th, 2014, 10:58 am

CameronBornAndBred wrote:
YmoBeThere wrote:No betting from me. I did want to see a Triple Crown winner...
I like how CC's owner is bitching that the winner wasn't in the other races so it wasn't fair. Dude, your horse came in fourth!!

I think it's awesome that CC's owner can bitch away like that. He is audacious. The people out in California called him a "dumbass" for purchasing California Chrome's dam, "Love the Chase." He and his partner then decided to name their partnership "Dumb Ass Partners." They even used a donkey as their emblem.

I predict the Dumb Ass Partners will have another horse entered in the triple crown in the years to come.

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