Statler and Waldorf and CathyCA (aka The Snark Thread)

[CameronBornAndBred]

"Spoiler Alert: The ship sinks!!"

That's why I have never seen the movie - I know how it ends. Ship sinks, bunch of people die.

Besides, if I'm going to watch a movie about the Titanic, I'll re-watch The Unsinkable Molly Brown.

She was the most interesting character in "Titanic" too.

[Lavabe]

"Spoiler Alert: The ship sinks!!"

That's why I have never seen the movie - I know how it ends. Ship sinks, bunch of people die.

Besides, if I'm going to watch a movie about the Titanic, I'll re-watch The Unsinkable Molly Brown.

She was the most interesting character in "Titanic" too.

I never saw the movie because Celine Dion sang that horrible song. Now if PearlJam had done the song, it would have been a different situation all together. ;)

[DevilWearsPrada2.0]

Would it be Snarky to say, Tiger Woods is not in contention to win the Masters Tournament.

Bubba looks good in All White! ;)

[Turk]

Well well well. Where do we begin? "Oh crap, I was out too late with the boys and don't have time for the usual shit / shower / shave. I'll have get by with a clean shirt, a few swipes of deodorant, and a quart of water applied to my head with a comb." Growing up in my politically-incorrect neighborhood, we used to call this move a "Polish shower". Perhaps Brady also assumed he could get away with it if he stood next to a plastic deparment-store mannequin... No wonder everyone outside of New England hates this guy...

[CathyCA]

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Well well well. Where do we begin? "Oh crap, I was out too late with the boys and don't have time for the usual shit / shower / shave. I'll have get by with a clean shirt, a few swipes of deodorant, and a quart of water applied to my head with a comb." Growing up in my politically-incorrect neighborhood, we used to call this move a "Polish shower". Perhaps Brady also assumed he could get away with it if he stood next to a plastic deparment-store mannequin... No wonder everyone outside of New England hates this guy...

I thought his 'do looked like the one from "There's Something About Mary."

[Turk]

Good call. That also explains a lot of other things about him. (Not that there's anything wrong with that...)

[lawgrad91]

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Well well well. Where do we begin? "Oh crap, I was out too late with the boys and don't have time for the usual shit / shower / shave. I'll have get by with a clean shirt, a few swipes of deodorant, and a quart of water applied to my head with a comb." Growing up in my politically-incorrect neighborhood, we used to call this move a "Polish shower". Perhaps Brady also assumed he could get away with it if he stood next to a plastic deparment-store mannequin... No wonder everyone outside of New England hates this guy...

I thought his 'do looked like the one from "There's Something About Mary."

Hey, what's that thing on her upper arm? Does she have a boo-boo? Is she trying to quit smoking? Is it a birth control patch?

[CathyCA]

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Well well well. Where do we begin? "Oh crap, I was out too late with the boys and don't have time for the usual shit / shower / shave. I'll have get by with a clean shirt, a few swipes of deodorant, and a quart of water applied to my head with a comb." Growing up in my politically-incorrect neighborhood, we used to call this move a "Polish shower". Perhaps Brady also assumed he could get away with it if he stood next to a plastic deparment-store mannequin... No wonder everyone outside of New England hates this guy...

I thought his 'do looked like the one from "There's Something About Mary."

Hey, what's that thing on her upper arm? Does she have a boo-boo? Is she trying to quit smoking? Is it a birth control patch?

Maybe she's covering an unsightly tattoo?

Why would Brady's GF wear a birth control patch? That seems sort of contrary to. . .

[CameronBornAndBred]

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Well well well. Where do we begin?

[windsor]

Hey, what's that thing on her upper arm? Does she have a boo-boo? Is she trying to quit smoking? Is it a birth control patch?

I don't think there is anything on her right arm...I think it is his pocket square, it just looks it is on her arm.

[Lavabe]

With all the attention to Brady in this thread, I have to say that Giselle does NOT look good in this photo.

[lawgrad91]

With all the attention to Brady in this thread, I have to say that Giselle does NOT look good in this photo.

Very true, Lavabe. Her hair is pulled too tight and she needs to eat a few good meals.

[lawgrad91]

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Now Daffy looks suave and debonair. Or SWAYVE and DE-BONER, as they say in the Varnish Zone.

[Lavabe]

German Olympic team: WTF?

[Lavabe]

I like the medals, but really, USA... GRAY?


Give me some version of a red, white, and blue. Gray?

[Lavabe]

German Olympic team: WTF?

The colors are pastel, and have NOTHING to do with the German flag.
Boys wear one color, and girls wear another.

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

Why do I have a sort of "snarky" feeling about Misty May and Kerri Walsh? They're good citizens and members of the Olympic team I'm proud of. They are in all probability winning the USA another gold . They haven't robbed any banks or shot anybody. They aren't even Tarheels. Bless their hearts, why is it that I can't warm up to them the way I can to most all of our other athletes? There is an air about them that gets under my skin and I can't figure it out. Is it just me?
Love, Ima

[ArkieDukie]

I like the medals, but really, USA... GRAY?


Give me some version of a red, white, and blue. Gray?

For some reason, these warmups reminded me of Star Trek unis. They have a strange cut to them; the jackets are longer in the back than in the front.

[Lavabe]

Why do I have a sort of "snarky" feeling about Misty May and Kerri Walsh? They're good citizens and members of the Olympic team I'm proud of. They are in all probability winning the USA another gold . They haven't robbed any banks or shot anybody. They aren't even Tarheels. Bless their hearts, why is it that I can't warm up to them the way I can to most all of our other athletes? There is an air about them that gets under my skin and I can't figure it out. Is it just me?
Love, Ima

I like them because they are older than most of the other athletes.
Walsh is a mother too, and just came off yet another surgery last year.
I will always root for a mother in these games (they'll always give us a shot if her with kid) going up against the young Turks. In tonight's case, they were up against Austria. I never root for Austria and Germany.

[Lavabe]

I like the medals, but really, USA... GRAY?


Give me some version of a red, white, and blue. Gray?

And the backs of them have a skinny black font that says "The United States of America." They almost look like those fake US t-shirts you see when traveling in some developing countries. I once saw an Ohio State t-shirt in blue and gold.

Arkie: Good call! They do remind me of Star Trek uni's.