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Shammrog · Post by **Shammrog** » August 5th, 2009, 4:01 pm

Dear Aunt Em,

I hate you. I hate Kansas. F*ck off.

Love,

Dorothy.

Shammrog · Post by **Shammrog** » August 5th, 2009, 4:01 pm

Hi Mom.

Shammrog · Post by **Shammrog** » August 5th, 2009, 4:02 pm

Oh, dang. This is post 398. I should have pointed out that 397 is a prime number.

Shammrog · Post by **Shammrog** » August 5th, 2009, 4:02 pm

And that 396 = 3 * 132.

Shammrog · Post by **Shammrog** » August 5th, 2009, 4:03 pm

DukieInKansas · Post by **DukieInKansas** » August 5th, 2009, 4:04 pm

Shammrog wrote:Dear Aunt Em,

I hate you. I hate Kansas. F*ck off.

Love,

Dorothy.

That's ok, Dorothy. Don't let on that Kansas is really a great place - it keeps the odd folks out.

Post by **wilson** » August 5th, 2009, 4:05 pm

Somehow, an afternoon Braves game makes this packing business much more palatable.
2-0 good guys in the top of the 2nd, too. Very nice.

Shammrog · Post by **Shammrog** » August 5th, 2009, 4:06 pm

DukieInKansas wrote:
Shammrog wrote:Dear Aunt Em,

I hate you. I hate Kansas. F*ck off.

Love,

Dorothy.
That's ok, Dorothy. Don't let on that Kansas is really a great place - it keeps the odd folks out.

Dorothy is a stuck up b**** anyway. Pay her no heed.

Shammrog · Post by **Shammrog** » August 5th, 2009, 4:06 pm

wilson wrote:Somehow, an afternoon Braves game makes this packing business much more palatable.
2-0 good guys in the top of the 2nd, too. Very nice.

You should get drunk while packing too.

Shammrog · Post by **Shammrog** » August 5th, 2009, 4:07 pm

wilson wrote:Somehow, an afternoon Braves game makes this packing business much more palatable.
2-0 good guys in the top of the 2nd, too. Very nice.

Or just down some painkillers.

CathyCA · Post by **CathyCA** » August 5th, 2009, 4:09 pm

I thought of Ozzie and his Bud Light when I read this joke:

Use the word *Budweiser* in a sentence:

"That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?"

Post by **wilson** » August 5th, 2009, 4:10 pm

Shammrog wrote:
You should get drunk while packing too.

Oh, I'm definitely going to pour a Woodford on the rocks soon.
3-0 now, still 2nd inning. Another must-win for the Bravos today.

Shammrog · Post by **Shammrog** » August 5th, 2009, 4:13 pm

Anyone know any Helen Keller jokes?

DukieInKansas · Post by **DukieInKansas** » August 5th, 2009, 4:23 pm

Shammrog wrote:Anyone know any Helen Keller jokes?

Yes.

cl15876 · Post by **cl15876** » August 5th, 2009, 4:56 pm

Shammrog wrote:Anyone know any Helen Keller jokes?

Me too!

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » August 5th, 2009, 5:27 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
bjornolf wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:I posted another recommendation for Sami's in AllenMurray's new food thread over yonder.

Hey Bjorolf, would you rather eat lunch there next Friday rather than at Smithfield BBQ? Just a thought. Steak and cheese - ymm!
I'm fine with either, just let me know. I've been missing my BBQ, but I'm ALWAYS up for a cheese steak. Kinda depends on DD. If he's planning on being there on Saturday for an early dinner at 4 before I head up to Tyler's, then I guess I'd rather get my BBQ. If he's not sure, then Sami's is fine with me. BTW, what kind of food does Tyler's have? I don't think I'll be wanting to have too much alcohol, since I'll still have a three hour drive in front of me. Even though I can take a LOT of alcohol thanks to my Irish blood and giant body, it DOES still make me drowsy.

Your choice. Both are convenient to the highway.

Tyler's is like a Bennigans/Ale House/TGI Friday's foodwise.

With a FAR, FAR better beer selection.

bjornolf · Post by **bjornolf** » August 5th, 2009, 5:30 pm

cl15876 wrote:
Shammrog wrote:Anyone know any Helen Keller jokes?
Me too!

Me too, but it's awful. Funny though.

devildeac · Post by **devildeac** » August 5th, 2009, 5:31 pm

CathyCA wrote:I thought of Ozzie and his Bud Light when I read this joke:

Use the word *Budweiser* in a sentence:

"That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?"

Is that from Foxworthy's redneck dictionary?

bjornolf · Post by **bjornolf** » August 5th, 2009, 5:32 pm

DukieInKansas wrote:
Shammrog wrote:Dear Aunt Em,

I hate you. I hate Kansas. F*ck off.

Love,

Dorothy.
That's ok, Dorothy. Don't let on that Kansas is really a great place - it keeps the odd folks out.

That reminds me of a joke a friend of mine at Duke once told me. She was from Florida.

During the presidential election a few years back, we all know about the problems with the counts in Florida. So, her joke was:

To the other 49 states:
We have kidnapped your election. It will be returned safely when you come and pick up your grandparents.
-Florida

Post by **wilson** » August 5th, 2009, 5:35 pm

bjornolf wrote: During the presidential election a few years back, we all know about the problems with the counts in Florida. So, her joke was:

To the other 49 states:
We have kidnapped your election. It will be returned safely when you come and pick up your grandparents.
-Florida

Very nice. :lol:

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