Ben and Jerry's New Flavor
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Ben and Jerry's New Flavor
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Re: Ben and Jerry's New Flavor
YUM!
I can't wait to taste Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls!
I can't wait to taste Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls!
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CathyCA wrote:YUM!
I can't wait to taste Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls!
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I'll bet Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls have a great texture.CameronBornAndBred wrote:CathyCA wrote:YUM!
I can't wait to taste Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls!
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Is anyone else surprised to see that Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls are so small?
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But I'll bet they're lip-smacking good.Miles wrote:Is anyone else surprised to see that Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls are so small?
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I can't believe my eyes! YOU said that!devildeac wrote:But I'll bet they're lip-smacking good.Miles wrote:Is anyone else surprised to see that Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls are so small?
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According to the container, Schweddy Balls are loaded with FUDGE (so many things to say about that).
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It says the balls are malty. There's also rum involved.
I'm not sure I'll like how these balls taste. For the time being, I won't be eating Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls.
I'm not sure I'll like how these balls taste. For the time being, I won't be eating Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls.
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One of the ways I like to judge ice creams is by their mouth texture/feel so think about how the Schweddy Balls will feel with all that creaminess and fudge.Miles wrote:It says the balls are malty. There's also rum involved.
I'm not sure I'll like how these balls taste. For the time being, I won't be eating Ben and Jerry's Schweddy Balls.
Besides, if you don't want their Schweddy Balls, Cathy has already said she can't wait to taste them. So, I guess she can have your Schweddy Balls.
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This new ice cream flavor is hilarious. They should get Alec Baldwin to do a commercial for it! Maybe even with Ana Gasteyer and Molly Shannon doing The Delicious Dish radio show.
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No doubt made from the Schweddy Family recipe.
My favorite Ben & Jerry's flavor was a limited edition batch of FESTIVUS (a holiday for the rest of us, popularized in SEINFELD) ice cream.
My favorite Ben & Jerry's flavor was a limited edition batch of FESTIVUS (a holiday for the rest of us, popularized in SEINFELD) ice cream.
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I went looking for Schweddy Balls at lunch today, but couldn't find any at Food Lion.
Does anyone know where I can find some Schweddy Balls to taste?
Does anyone know where I can find some Schweddy Balls to taste?
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Cathy,CathyCA wrote:I went looking for Schweddy Balls at lunch today, but couldn't find any at Food Lion.
Does anyone know where I can find some Schweddy Balls to taste?
They have it here in Atlanta. I got some for lunch! Too bad you don't live near by. You could come over and I'd let you devour my Schweddy Balls as much as you like!
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Just ask the stockboy to point to where he keeps his Shweddy Balls.CathyCA wrote:I went looking for Schweddy Balls at lunch today, but couldn't find any at Food Lion.
Does anyone know where I can find some Schweddy Balls to taste?
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No, you live too far away. I think that by the time I got to Atlanta, your Schweddy Balls would melt into a hot creamy mess.EarlJam wrote:Cathy,CathyCA wrote:I went looking for Schweddy Balls at lunch today, but couldn't find any at Food Lion.
Does anyone know where I can find some Schweddy Balls to taste?
They have it here in Atlanta. I got some for lunch! Too bad you don't live near by. You could come over and I'd let you devour my Schweddy Balls as much as you like!
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Why can't I just ask him to put the Schweddy Balls in my basket?CameronBornAndBred wrote:Just ask the stockboy to point to where he keeps his Shweddy Balls.CathyCA wrote:I went looking for Schweddy Balls at lunch today, but couldn't find any at Food Lion.
Does anyone know where I can find some Schweddy Balls to taste?
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CathyCA wrote:No, you live too far away. I think that by the time I got to Atlanta, your Schweddy Balls would melt into a hot creamy mess.EarlJam wrote:Cathy,CathyCA wrote:I went looking for Schweddy Balls at lunch today, but couldn't find any at Food Lion.
Does anyone know where I can find some Schweddy Balls to taste?
They have it here in Atlanta. I got some for lunch! Too bad you don't live near by. You could come over and I'd let you devour my Schweddy Balls as much as you like!
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Hot, Creamy, Schweddy Balls?
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CathyCA wrote:No, you live too far away. I think that by the time I got to Atlanta, your Schweddy Balls would melt into a hot creamy mess.EarlJam wrote:Cathy,CathyCA wrote:I went looking for Schweddy Balls at lunch today, but couldn't find any at Food Lion.
Does anyone know where I can find some Schweddy Balls to taste?
They have it here in Atlanta. I got some for lunch! Too bad you don't live near by. You could come over and I'd let you devour my Schweddy Balls as much as you like!
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But they would be sooooooooo tender.
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The original SNL skit:
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/ ... alls/2846/
"Would you like to touch my balls?"
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/ ... alls/2846/
"Would you like to touch my balls?"
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