Want in on a little secret?

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » May 30th, 2011, 3:06 pm

Despite popular belief, you can have it all. Take Nestea for instance. It's refreshing goodness in a bottle - a simple balance of tea and natural fruit flavors. I, EarlJam, considered digging around for the elusie fountain of youth, but decided I should focus on just tea. Please let me know if you get any leads on that fountain though! ;)

The above is actually printed on the side of my Nestea Iced Tea bottle (minus the EarlJam reference, of course). My, my. Who thinks of this shit? And why? WHY????

-EarlJam

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » May 30th, 2011, 3:08 pm

This thread could actually be fun! Please feel free to share any marketing BS that may be on your packaging. The more "out there" the better!

-EaRlJaM

Ima Facultiwyfe · Post by **Ima Facultiwyfe** » May 30th, 2011, 8:30 pm

My laundry detergent has been "New and Improved" every single year since I started buying it in 1960. Still seems pretty much the same to me.

Love, Ima

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » May 31st, 2011, 4:45 pm

You know ladies and gentlemen? There's nothing quite like a BBQ where friends and family come from all around the county to enjoy good food and good company. Miss Vickie's Smokehouse BBQ captures the warm, smoky smells and tastes of a mid-summer feast. As always, she starts with farm grown potatoes and cooks them in small batches. She takes her time getting her chips right, so you can take your time enjoying them.

-EarlJam, Masticater of Miss Vickie's Smokehouse BBQ "all natural" Kettle Cooked Potato Chips

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » May 31st, 2011, 4:58 pm

Our exclusive Beechwood Aging produces a taste, a smoothness and a drinkability you find in no other beer at any price.

Ima Facultiwyfe · Post by **Ima Facultiwyfe** » May 31st, 2011, 9:19 pm

"Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face or people while opening."

Love, Ima

PS "Other people" excludes obnoxious Tarheels.

DevilAlumna · Post by **DevilAlumna** » June 1st, 2011, 1:32 am

"The beverage you are about to enjoy is extremely hot."

Oh really, how presumptuous to assume I'm going to enjoy it.

OZZIE4DUKE · Post by **OZZIE4DUKE** » June 1st, 2011, 9:24 am

DevilAlumna wrote:"The beverage you are about to enjoy is extremely hot."

Oh really, how presumptuous to assume I'm going to enjoy it.

I always wait for the beverage to cool off. I don't enjoy REALLY hot beverages. They are too hot to enjoy, or taste. And they burn my tongue, lips and mouth.

robertduke32 · Post by **robertduke32** » June 1st, 2011, 11:25 am

Any Golden Corral commercial with that "smarmy" little bastard on them...

DevilWearsPrada2.0 · Post by **DevilWearsPrada2.0** » June 1st, 2011, 1:11 pm

Folgers Coffee has so many different blends. Classic Roast, Bold Roast, Breakfast Blend, Columbia Supreme and Soothe Stomach.

The soothing stomach blend, not to upset tummy. COFFEE gets you going and Moving!! Including the Tummy roles!! And moving to the Bathroom. lol

DevilWearsPrada2.0 · Post by **DevilWearsPrada2.0** » June 1st, 2011, 1:15 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
DevilAlumna wrote:"The beverage you are about to enjoy is extremely hot."

Oh really, how presumptuous to assume I'm going to enjoy it.
I always wait for the beverage to cool off. I don't enjoy REALLY hot beverages. They are too hot to enjoy, or taste. And they burn my tongue, lips and mouth.

Remember the older lady that put the McDonalds coffee cup between her legs (thighs), and it burned her!!! Common sense.... put a hot cup of coffee in syrofoam cup, between your legs and thighs (and other private sensitive areas), and you are going to get slap burnt up!!!!! As everyone knows, McDonalds coffee is hotter than hot. Seems like it was a Product Liability Lawsuit.

Lavabe · Post by **Lavabe** » June 2nd, 2011, 10:55 pm

"DRINK TO REHYDRATE, REPLENISH AND REFUEL. AND SAVOR THE SWEAT."

To the folks at Gatorade (G series), who exactly savors sweat?

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