Women

[EarlJam]

From Leslie Visser to talking head "pretty girl" weather women to those FOX News "supermodels," I am really believing the world would be a much better place if women would just go back to their originally intended role (and not one to be ashamed of), housewife or kitchen. I'm serious.

Coach K is always preaching "knowing your role." If we look at it realistically, their are things women do BETTER THAN MEN and there are things MEN do better than women. Men are stronger, can lift more, perform better in war and emergencies, drive cars, fly planes, you name it.

That's not to say men are "better." No way can I fold a shirt like a woman, or make a sandwich in the kitchen. And I can challenge NO woman at dusting or laundry. There is no shame in this. It's just the role God had for women in the first place. The man is the intelligent money maker, the woman takes care of and cleans the home, dishes. THAT simple formula alone would make for much better relationships and help make this country a better place to live.

Just had to vent after hearing a couple of women on FOX pretend to be smart.

-EarlJam

[windsor]

If today were not the First Of April, I would kill you where you stand.

[CathyCA]

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No foolin'!

[lawgrad91]

EJ, I love you, but you might not want to drive through Henry County, Virginia, for a while. And if you do, you might maintain the exact speed limit and make sure your vehicle is in optimum running condition and none of your stickers are outdated. Because if you get arrested, Magistrates Bonnie Bowman, Holly Johnson, Aubrey Watts, Susan Taylor, and Ann Hylton will have a copy of your post and your picture. And if you come to court, Judge Susan Deatherage will have a copy attached to your warrant. As will Sgt. Tammy Pickurel of the Henry County Sheriff's Office. And every clerk through whose hands your warrant shall pass.

And you might want to make sure any lady that does cook for you, doesn't read your post, or it just might be your last meal.

[EarlJam]

EJ, I love you, but you might not want to drive through Henry County, Virginia, for a while. And if you do, you might maintain the exact speed limit and make sure your vehicle is in optimum running condition and none of your stickers are outdated. Because if you get arrested, Magistrates Bonnie Bowman, Holly Johnson, Aubrey Watts, Susan Taylor, and Ann Hylton will have a copy of your post and your picture. And if you come to court, Judge Susan Deatherage will have a copy attached to your warrant. As will Sgt. Tammy Pickurel of the Henry County Sheriff's Office. And every clerk through whose hands your warrant shall pass.

And you might want to make sure any lady that does cook for you, doesn't read your post, or it just might be your last meal.

Look, all I'm saying is that women (mostly) are basically equal to Satan. In fact, that's what I think the whole Genisis story is about. Think about it. "Lucifer" was "the angel of light." He was one of if not THE most beautiful angel (sounds like a woman). He got power hungry and rebelled (definitely a woman). Then he manipulated the human woman into totally f*cking up paradise by eating an apple. Eve didn't show the most smarts (another female trait), and Lucifer (woman), manipulated her into ruining paradise forever because, well, paradise just wasn't good enough for her (another female trait). If not for women, men would still be enjoying paradise and living in peace and harmony with God.

Women are good for playing with though. If only they had an "off" switch.

-EarlJam