What would YOU do if you were Rudolph?

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After the foggy night episode, what would you say to the other reindeer if you were Rudolph?

1. Will you please accept me now?
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2. Hey thanks guys for accepting me now!
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3. I told you I was special!
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4. I just need some time alone to think.
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5. Yeah, I'll play in your reindeer games, but I know you're just kissing Santa's ass.
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6. I hate all of you.
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7. F*ck Y'all!
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8. Other (explain)
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Total votes: 5
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What would YOU do if you were Rudolph?

Post by EarlJam » December 18th, 2010, 10:07 pm

They would never let you join in any reindeer games.

They would laugh and call you names.

His own dad, Donner, was ashamed of him and tried to hide his glowing nose under mud.

So, after pretty much saving Christmas and the jobs of all at the North Pole that famous foggy night, what would you do if you were Rudolph?

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Re: What would YOU do if you were Rudolph?

Post by CameronBornAndBred » December 18th, 2010, 10:50 pm

I'd tell 'em to kiss my shiny red nose. :obscene-birdiered: :occasion-santa:
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Re: What would YOU do if you were Rudolph?

Post by captmojo » December 19th, 2010, 8:48 am

Oh...I'd just go down in history.
Marvel at the songs and cartoons that will chronicle my life.
Be loved by all the young female deer.
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Re: What would YOU do if you were Rudolph?

Post by OZZIE4DUKE » December 19th, 2010, 12:20 pm

captmojo wrote:Oh...I'd just go down in history.
Marvel at the songs and cartoons that will chronicle my life.
Be loved by all the young female deer.
Rudolph hates UV rays.jpg
Collect a pension from Santa.
Die an old, miserable drunken louse.
Gag me with a spoon. In that picture, Rudolph looks like Dean Smith with antlers. =))
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Re: What would YOU do if you were Rudolph?

Post by devildeac » December 19th, 2010, 1:33 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
captmojo wrote:Oh...I'd just go down in history.
Marvel at the songs and cartoons that will chronicle my life.
Be loved by all the young female deer.
Rudolph hates UV rays.jpg
Collect a pension from Santa.
Die an old, miserable drunken louse.
Gag me with a spoon. In that picture, Rudolph looks like Dean Smith with antlers. =))
Oh, my word, he does.

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Re: What would YOU do if you were Rudolph?

Post by EarlJam » December 19th, 2010, 6:02 pm

devildeac wrote:
OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
captmojo wrote:Oh...I'd just go down in history.
Marvel at the songs and cartoons that will chronicle my life.
Be loved by all the young female deer.
Rudolph hates UV rays.jpg
Collect a pension from Santa.
Die an old, miserable drunken louse.
Gag me with a spoon. In that picture, Rudolph looks like Dean Smith with antlers. =))
Oh, my word, he does.

:ymsick: and :puke-front:
Oh my god. That is awesome! It DOES look like Dean Smith. Can we get a "Separated at Birth?"

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Re: What would YOU do if you were Rudolph?

Post by ArkieDukie » December 19th, 2010, 6:51 pm

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
captmojo wrote:Oh...I'd just go down in history.
Marvel at the songs and cartoons that will chronicle my life.
Be loved by all the young female deer.
Rudolph hates UV rays.jpg
Collect a pension from Santa.
Die an old, miserable drunken louse.
Gag me with a spoon. In that picture, Rudolph looks like Dean Smith with antlers. =))
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Re: What would YOU do if you were Rudolph?

Post by Lavabe » December 19th, 2010, 7:24 pm

I'd go on strike with Nestor the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey.
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