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Moderator: CameronBornAndBred
It all started with Twitter. The father is a genius.Native wrote:Love it too! The author also has a twitter feed: http://www.twitter.com/sh*tmydadsays (Replace the * with an I, didn't want to upset the language barrier, if CTN even has one). He posts new quotes all the time!
Native wrote:(Replace the * with an I, didn't want to upset the language barrier, if CTN even has one).
Well, your grandmother's not on the site either.colchar wrote:Native wrote:(Replace the * with an I, didn't want to upset the language barrier, if CTN even has one).
A language barrier around here? Are you fucking kidding? If we had one of those I woulda been screwed ages ago!
Around here we relish the freedom to swear if, and when, we think it appropriate.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck. See?
Native, you want us to tell your grandmother that you don't know any of those words? ;)Native wrote:Well, your grandmother's not on the site either.colchar wrote:Native wrote:(Replace the * with an I, didn't want to upset the language barrier, if CTN even has one).
A language barrier around here? Are you fucking kidding? If we had one of those I woulda been screwed ages ago!
Around here we relish the freedom to swear if, and when, we think it appropriate.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck. See?
Bless her heart!lawgrad91 wrote:
Native, you want us to tell your grandmother that you don't know any of those words? ;)
I'm a moderator.colchar wrote:Native wrote:(Replace the * with an I, didn't want to upset the language barrier, if CTN even has one).
A language barrier around here? Are you fucking kidding? If we had one of those I woulda been screwed ages ago!
Around here we relish the freedom to swear if, and when, we think it appropriate.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck. See?
You're such a wanker for saying that.Jesus_hurley wrote:I'm not fucking sure which shit is funnier: the shitmydadsays twitter or a language filter here. Hard fucking decision.
Lavabe wrote:You're such a wanker for saying that.Jesus_hurley wrote:I'm not fucking sure which shit is funnier: the shitmydadsays twitter or a language filter here. Hard fucking decision.![]()
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Lavabe wrote:You're such a wanker for saying that.Jesus_hurley wrote:I'm not fucking sure which shit is funnier: the shitmydadsays twitter or a language filter here. Hard fucking decision.![]()
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This is probably the funniest comment here.Native wrote:Bless her heart!lawgrad91 wrote:
Native, you want us to tell your grandmother that you don't know any of those words? ;)
I lurk, therefore I am.devildeac wrote:This is probably the funniest comment here.Native wrote:Bless her heart!lawgrad91 wrote:
Native, you want us to tell your grandmother that you don't know any of those words? ;)
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Ima Facultiwyfe wrote:I lurk, therefore I am.devildeac wrote:This is probably the funniest comment here.Native wrote: Bless her heart!
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Love, Ima
EarlJam wrote:I remember one time as a kid I went up to my dad and asked for an advance on my allowance.
I remember him looking down at me and saying curtly, "Fuck no."
I remember thinking, "Man, that seems kinda cold, but I'm young. One day I'll grow to understand."
Now that I'm older, I look back to that same moment and think, "Man, that was pretty fuckin' cold."
Yeah. Man.
-EarlJam
I didn't mean to laugh, I meant to say "how traumatizing..so sorry".CameronBornAndBred wrote:EarlJam wrote:I remember one time as a kid I went up to my dad and asked for an advance on my allowance.
I remember him looking down at me and saying curtly, "Fuck no."
I remember thinking, "Man, that seems kinda cold, but I'm young. One day I'll grow to understand."
Now that I'm older, I look back to that same moment and think, "Man, that was pretty fuckin' cold."
Yeah. Man.
-EarlJam![]()
At least he didn't say:EarlJam wrote:I remember one time as a kid I went up to my dad and asked for an advance on my allowance.
I remember him looking down at me and saying curtly, "Fuck no."
I remember thinking, "Man, that seems kinda cold, but I'm young. One day I'll grow to understand."
Now that I'm older, I look back to that same moment and think, "Man, that was pretty fuckin' cold."
Yeah. Man.
-EarlJam