Choose Your EarlJam!

[Very Duke Blue]

Lose the head, keep the hat. :roll: ;)

EJ is too good looking to lose the head with or without the hat. ;)

".............and in a flash, EarlJam became very thankful this Thanksgiving to Very Duke Blue for making his Holiday season all the brighter."

Hey, thanks VDB!

-E to the A to the R to the L to the JAM!

We and our 24 guest are going to have a wonderful time. Our menu:

turkeky
country ham
dressing
gravy
creamed potatos
sweet potatos
candied sweet potato
collards
green beans
cranberry sauce
cranberry relish
pumpkin pies
lemon pie
fancy ice cream desert
oysters, steamed and grilled
ice tea
wine
soft drinks

I bet I have forgotten something.

The best of all this: The people. God Bless each and all, and all of the CTN world.

[bjornolf]

I tend to shave from about April to about October, then I grow a goatee in November and December, a red beard for January and February, then a goatee for March and April. Mine is determined by weather. The colder, the more facial hair. The hotter, the less. Plus, the heat makes me break out if I have facial hair. Luckily, my wife likes me both clean shaven and with facial hair. My head hair also tends to be longer in the winter than the summer.

[TillyGalore]

I love playing with K68's beard. Sometimes, I help him trim it.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

I love playing with K68's beard.

TMI

[Miles]

Not real men with discriminating wives.

Good point. A real man takes care of his wife's needs. Although I'm not married, I'm very thankful Kelly loves the facial hair.
I freaking hate shaving with a passion.

Then shave less passionately.

HAHAHAHA fantastic!!!

[Lavabe]

Grammar question:
One option was:

EarlJam with no facial hair and hat.

Does the "no" refer to the facial hair only, or does the "and" make this option mean no hat as well?