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Post by **wilson** » March 1st, 2011, 8:39 am

CameronBornAndBred wrote:Jane Russell died. She did not age gracefully.

Who dat?

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » March 1st, 2011, 9:43 am

CameronBornAndBred wrote:Jane Russell died. She did not age gracefully.

Wonder if she wore an 18 hour bra through her declining years.

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » March 1st, 2011, 11:37 am

wilson wrote:
CameronBornAndBred wrote:Jane Russell died. She did not age gracefully.
Who dat?

Turned into this.....

colchar · Post by **colchar** » March 1st, 2011, 12:14 pm

CameronBornAndBred wrote:
wilson wrote:
CameronBornAndBred wrote:Jane Russell died. She did not age gracefully.
Who dat?

Turned into this.....

Since she was old enough to have known Moses personally you've gotta cut her some slack on how she looked in her later years.

CathyCA · Post by **CathyCA** » March 1st, 2011, 12:51 pm

Note to unpaid intern working in law office:

It is not a good idea to ask an attorney, "Were you late because you were in court this morning?" when the attorney walks in to the office at 10:00 a.m. after having worked until 7:00 p.m. the night before.

In fact, it's not a good idea to point out to one of your supervisors EVER that she is LATE.

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » March 1st, 2011, 8:55 pm

There must be something about the appearance of my home that says "Strays Welcome". Lawdy!
2 Cats show up just before Christmas, no collars, never saw them before. We feed, so of course, they stay. But, they are under constant probational scrutiny. They are deathly afraid of my feet...and damn near everything else.

While I stepped out down to Mom's for a few minutes early tonight, a young lady knocks on the door and convinces the First Mate to caretake an adult male Bassett Hound that was wandering along the side of the highway out in front of the house. He is now in the vacant fenced lot out back. He answers to the name 'Hey you! Shut up!". Occasionally he answers to "Hey you! Shut the fuck up!" Someone needs to show up soon to claim him. I know this hound will howl ALL NIGHT.

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » March 1st, 2011, 9:17 pm

captmojo wrote: He answers to the name 'Hey you! Shut up!". Occasionally he answers to "Hey you! Shut the fuck up!"

EarlJam · Post by **EarlJam** » March 1st, 2011, 9:18 pm

CameronBornAndBred wrote:
wilson wrote:
CameronBornAndBred wrote:Jane Russell died. She did not age gracefully.
Who dat?

Turned into this.....

god damn.

-EarlJam

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » March 1st, 2011, 9:51 pm

Well, Hey you!, being the digging sort of breed he is, found his way out of the chain link lot. We are now gonna try his abilities in the local city jail. A search for his owners will go into effect tomorrow. If the owner cannot be found within the time afforded, they will contact me before putting him down. A very friendly young critter. I hate to see him executed just for being a wandering wayfarer.

Post by **wilson** » March 1st, 2011, 10:36 pm

I wish the bird who has taken up residence right outside my bedroom window would Hey you! Shut the fuck up!. At least until 7:30 am or so. This 5:45 bullshit is, well, for the birds.

Very Duke Blue · Post by **Very Duke Blue** » March 1st, 2011, 10:55 pm

captmojo wrote:Well, Hey you!, being the digging sort of breed he is, found his way out of the chain link lot. We are now gonna try his abilities in the local city jail. A search for his owners will go into effect tomorrow. If the owner cannot be found within the time afforded, they will contact me before putting him down. A very friendly young critter. I hate to see him executed just for being a wandering wayfarer.

Bless you. Your a kind person.

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » March 1st, 2011, 11:13 pm

wilson wrote:I wish the bird who has taken up residence right outside my bedroom window would Hey you! Shut the fuck up!. At least until 7:30 am or so. This 5:45 bullshit is, well, for the birds.

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DukieInKansas · Post by **DukieInKansas** » March 2nd, 2011, 7:02 pm

http://photos.lehighvalleylive.com/expr ... iejpg.html

Tomorrow is opening night for Bye, Bye, Birdie. My nephew Sam is playing Conrad. Not many can pull off the gold lame look as well as he does. I can't wait to see him!

If I knew how, I'd insert the actual picture.

DukeUsul · Post by **DukeUsul** » March 2nd, 2011, 7:35 pm

DukieInKansas wrote:http://photos.lehighvalleylive.com/expr ... iejpg.html

Tomorrow is opening night for Bye, Bye, Birdie. My nephew Sam is playing Conrad. Not many can pull off the gold lame look as well as he does. I can't wait to see him!

If I knew how, I'd insert the actual picture.

Awesome! We did Bye Bye Birdie in high school. I played Mr. McAfee. What a fun show to do! Break a leg, Sam!

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » March 2nd, 2011, 7:40 pm

DukieInKansas wrote:http://photos.lehighvalleylive.com/expr ... iejpg.html

Tomorrow is opening night for Bye, Bye, Birdie. My nephew Sam is playing Conrad. Not many can pull off the gold lame look as well as he does. I can't wait to see him!

If I knew how, I'd insert the actual picture.

Wilson wants to see Bye, Bye, Birdie too!

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DukieInKansas · Post by **DukieInKansas** » March 2nd, 2011, 8:21 pm

CameronBornAndBred wrote:
DukieInKansas wrote:http://photos.lehighvalleylive.com/expr ... iejpg.html

Tomorrow is opening night for Bye, Bye, Birdie. My nephew Sam is playing Conrad. Not many can pull off the gold lame look as well as he does. I can't wait to see him!

If I knew how, I'd insert the actual picture.
Wilson wants to see Bye, Bye, Birdie too!

ralphie.jpg

Not that I'm biased or anything, but I think my Birdie is better looking.

Post by **wilson** » March 2nd, 2011, 10:00 pm

CameronBornAndBred wrote:Wilson wants to see Bye, Bye, Birdie too!

ralphie.jpg

I hate that movie.

CameronBornAndBred · Post by **CameronBornAndBred** » March 2nd, 2011, 10:29 pm

wilson wrote:
CameronBornAndBred wrote:Wilson wants to see Bye, Bye, Birdie too!

ralphie.jpg
I hate that movie.

Post by **wilson** » March 2nd, 2011, 10:54 pm

CameronBornAndBred wrote:
wilson wrote:
CameronBornAndBred wrote:Wilson wants to see Bye, Bye, Birdie too!

ralphie.jpg
I hate that movie.

Post by **wilson** » March 2nd, 2011, 10:58 pm

I'm seriously gonna punch Elmore in the dick.

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