LTE 2.0

[wilson]

Yeah, I double posted. You wanna make something of it?
Blame it on the shitty wireless in here. My new game would be a lot easier and funner if it weren't.

[wilson]

...My new game would be a lot easier and funner...

Uh huh, and I said "funner" too, even though it's not a word (although, to my dismay, the spell-check has no problem with it).

[wilson]

The poor signal in here is really a hindrance to my new game. I'm about to take my laptop and the Vanity Fair Hollywood issue and quit.

[wilson]

The poor signal in here is really a hindrance to my new game. I'm about to take my laptop and the Vanity Fair Hollywood issue and quit.

...except this last post went through quite easily. I may not quit after all.

[wilson]

The poor signal in here is really a hindrance to my new game. I'm about to take my laptop and the Vanity Fair Hollywood issue and quit.

...except this last post went through quite easily. I may not quit after all.

Plus, I just started in on a second (double) bourbon.

[wilson]

The poor signal in here is really a hindrance to my new game. I'm about to take my laptop and the Vanity Fair Hollywood issue and quit.

...except this last post went through quite easily. I may not quit after all.

Plus, I just started in on a second (double) bourbon.

...and then the Allman Brothers' "Whipping Post" came blasting through the speakers. Bitchin'. How many airport bars play "Whipping Post"?

[wilson]

How many airport bars play "Whipping Post"?

...and how many dudes sit there and enthusiastically sing along, to the extent that they draw awkward glancing looks from the people at the next table?

[wilson]

Third bourbon, or no third bourbon?
That is the question (although I'm only halfway done with the second, so it needs not be answered just yet).

[wilson]

Seriously, the wifi in here sucks.

[wilson]

Seriously, the wifi in here sucks.

...but it's kind of boppin' in here now. I must not be the only person sitting out a delay. Happy hour at BWI!!!

[wilson]

This sudden influx of new bar patrons includes a number of fetching females. Especially those blondes at that table over there. ;)

[CameronBornAndBred]

The concourse bar/grill I'm currently sitting in is something of an exception. The food is actually pretty good, and it's not stoopidly expensive. The bourbon, I'm sure, will be a different story, but such is life sometimes.

I'm looking forward to reading about you in the news tomorrow.

http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNew ... 35853.html

[wilson]

This sudden influx of new bar patrons includes a number of fetching females. Especially those blondes at that table over there. ;)

The word "fetching," deployed in the above context, is one of my favorites.

[DukieInKansas]

Third bourbon, or no third bourbon?
That is the question (although I'm only halfway done with the second, so it needs not be answered just yet).

Depends on how much singing you want to do.

[wilson]

My departure time has been moved up 26 minutes, to 5:40. Chances of getting to the concert on time increasing.

[wilson]

Now they're rocking some Queen in here. I really like Queen. I might just skip the flight anyway and stay here, drinking bourbon and listening to music.

[wilson]

I might just skip the flight anyway and stay here, drinking bourbon and listening to music.

OK, not really.

[wilson]

I want this whole page of LTE 2.0 to be just mine.

[EarlJam]

Now they're rocking some Queen in here. I really like Queen. I might just skip the flight anyway and stay here, drinking bourbon and listening to music.

Wilson.....just killed a man. Put a gun up to his head, shot of bourbon now he's dead. Wilson, life had just begun; and now you've gone and thrown it all away.

-EarlJam

[wilson]

Wilson.....just killed a man. Put a gun up to his head, shot of bourbon now he's dead. Wilson, life had just begun; and now you've gone and thrown it all away.

-EarlJam

Thanks a lot, asshole.