I have an earljam-esque question

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

When you gain weight, does your tongue get fat, too?
Love, Ima

[CameronBornAndBred]

EJ is sitting somewhere beaming with pride.

[wilson]

In terms of mass-to-power ratio, your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body.

[wilson]

In terms of mass-to-power ratio, your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body.

That's what she said.

[CathyCA]

In terms of mass-to-power ratio, your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body.

Great. Just great. You give us this tidbit on Valentine's Day.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

In terms of mass-to-power ratio, your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body.

Great. Just great. You give us this tidbit on Valentine's Day.

The tongue is mightier than the sword!

[Very Duke Blue]

I can't imagine how EF missed asking this question.

[EarlJam]

All I can say to that is, when it comes to the tongue, who cares? God damn. I LOVE the tongue. As long as it doesn't lose it's strength, flexibility, or overall "talent," I'm cool with it.

Why did you post this? My God. The tongue. Oh God. I LOVE the female tongue.

-EarlJam

P.S. Just so I'm not misunderstood, I love the female tongue because I want women to taste the foods they have when I take them out to dinner accurately so that they get the full pleasure of food.

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

Well, I was just wondering since I've gained really too much weight lately and at the same time, my tongue seems to be crowded. Most of you who know me would agree I probably just have too many teeth. Surely THEY aren't getting fat, too!!

Love, Ima

[captmojo]

Just as long as all those teeth are yours. ;)