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Lavabe · Post by **Lavabe** » January 27th, 2011, 8:34 am

Dear ILJ,
Please use a lot of dishes today.

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » January 27th, 2011, 10:01 am

At half of the holes/Canes last night, I was wondering if you had anything in the sink.

Post by **wilson** » January 27th, 2011, 10:19 am

There is a sizable meeting of would-be au pairs going on next to me at Caribou right now. It's rather funny and weird.
Would it be too forward for me to just deposit several slips with my phone number in the middle of a table of innocent, nubile European women?

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » January 27th, 2011, 10:25 am

wilson wrote:There is a sizable meeting of would-be au pairs going on next to me at Caribou right now. It's rather funny and weird.
Would it be too forward for me to just deposit several slips with my phone number in the middle of a table of innocent, nubile European women?

Can't be bad.

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » January 27th, 2011, 10:27 am

captmojo wrote:And to think, I have been known to deliver their merchandise to both stores, Ford and Honda.

You can't get on the Ford lot. You have to go to the little shopping center next door and just hope you find enough room to get in and out.

Well, now that the ABC store is gone from the shopping center, only the Dollar Tree will bring in much business, so maybe it'll work out a little better. (In case you were worried, the ABC store moved to the strip mall in front of the Walmart. It moved from Martinsville city's jurisdiction to Henry County's, so now the ABC shoplifting cases are ours.)

OZZIE4DUKE · Post by **OZZIE4DUKE** » January 27th, 2011, 10:29 am

captmojo wrote:
wilson wrote:There is a sizable meeting of would-be au pairs going on next to me at Caribou right now. It's rather funny and weird.
Would it be too forward for me to just deposit several slips with my phone number in the middle of a table of innocent, nubile European women?
Can't be bad.

Worse thing that happens is that they say no.

lawgrad91 · Post by **lawgrad91** » January 27th, 2011, 10:31 am

wilson wrote:There is a sizable meeting of would-be au pairs going on next to me at Caribou right now. It's rather funny and weird.
Would it be too forward for me to just deposit several slips with my phone number in the middle of a table of innocent, nubile European women?

Channel your inner Pirate. Oh, wait....

Post by **wilson** » January 27th, 2011, 10:34 am

OZZIE4DUKE wrote:
captmojo wrote:
wilson wrote:There is a sizable meeting of would-be au pairs going on next to me at Caribou right now. It's rather funny and weird.
Would it be too forward for me to just deposit several slips with my phone number in the middle of a table of innocent, nubile European women?
Can't be bad.
Worse thing that happens is that they say no.

Or non. Or nein. Or nyet.

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » January 27th, 2011, 10:51 am

I see you've gone off, as of this writing. Does that leave us to suppose success? ;)

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » January 27th, 2011, 10:53 am

AACKK! Correction...but still curious.

Post by **wilson** » January 27th, 2011, 10:53 am

captmojo wrote:I see you've gone off, as of this writing. Does that leave us to suppose success? ;)

I'm still here. No idea why I don't ever show up as online here. Whatever.

Post by **wilson** » January 27th, 2011, 10:55 am

captmojo wrote:I see you've gone off, as of this writing. Does that leave us to suppose success? ;)

Now they're complimenting each other's accents. How long before they start complimenting each other's boobs? That kind of thing definitely happens in real life, right?

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » January 27th, 2011, 11:07 am

I'd just pay close attention to see if there might be the fax pas of comparison in public.

Post by **wilson** » January 27th, 2011, 11:09 am

captmojo wrote:I'd just pay close attention to see if there might be the fax pas of comparison in public.

They just keep on coming. There are seriously fifteen of them sitting here now. They outnumber all other patrons, plus employees. The nearest one is literally two feet from me. This is so weird.

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » January 27th, 2011, 11:10 am

Should the above happen, of course, good taste requires that you come to rescue the damsels in undress.

Post by **wilson** » January 27th, 2011, 11:13 am

captmojo wrote:...good taste requires that you come to rescue the damsels in undress.

OK, this made me laugh out loud, and now a few of them are eying me quizzically (or maybe it's hungrily ;) ).

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » January 27th, 2011, 11:17 am

wilson wrote:
captmojo wrote:...good taste requires that you come to rescue the damsels in undress.
OK, this made me laugh out loud, and now a few of them are eying me quizzically (or maybe it's hungrily ;) ).

I'm here to help. That was the intent!

BTW...I've tried to summon EJ away from the stadium board to assist!

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » January 27th, 2011, 11:18 am

I now see that he has buggered out!

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » January 27th, 2011, 11:20 am

Jumped out before reading my PM. Laughter will garner good attention.

captmojo · Post by **captmojo** » January 27th, 2011, 11:23 am

And damnit, I've gotta go. I've too much shit to do around the house right now. Also, my battery on the laptop is about gone.

We will expect a full report.

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