My Ass Hurts
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Re: My Ass Hurts
CameronBornAndBred wrote:Laugh it off.
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How did I know, when I read the title of this thread, that it was EJ who posted it?
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It might have been one of your friends on the guitar board that shall remain nameless.colchar wrote:How did I know, when I read the title of this thread, that it was EJ who posted it?
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Re: My Ass Hurts
I used to have an ass.
Today, it froze and fell off.
Today, it froze and fell off.
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Re: My Ass Hurts
captmojo wrote:I used to have an ass.
Today, it froze and fell off.
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That was a good one. I forgot I said that.CameronBornAndBred wrote:captmojo wrote:I used to have an ass.
Today, it froze and fell off.
It's a curse.
The ass is still gone.
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Re: My Ass Hurts
I think I mentioned losing mine in the "Things I Lost in the Divorce" thread. My doc managed to find it today, though.captmojo wrote:That was a good one. I forgot I said that.CameronBornAndBred wrote:captmojo wrote:I used to have an ass.
Today, it froze and fell off.
It's a curse.
The ass is still gone.
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lawgrad91 wrote:I think I mentioned losing mine in the "Things I Lost in the Divorce" thread. My doc managed to find it today, though.captmojo wrote:That was a good one. I forgot I said that.CameronBornAndBred wrote:
It's a curse.
The ass is still gone.
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