I guess one could lose this in a divorce .captmojo wrote:
Things I Lost in the Divorce
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Re: Things I Lost in the Divorce
[redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.
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"Backboards? Backboards? I'll show'em what to do with a f%#kin' backboard!"
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One of the things ExLax and I still agree upon:
“The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need. Those boys simply would not play 'Drop the Handkerchief.'”
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Oedipus and I do as well. He prefers the deacs but calls 9f "the phrase that pays."
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ExLax and Oedipus did 2 smart things - married you guys and support Duke.
Idiots didn't know enough to treat you with respect and dignity that you deserve.
Idiots didn't know enough to treat you with respect and dignity that you deserve.
Life is good!
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ExLax also gave me two beautiful sons. I am mindful of that every day. I didn't lose them in the divorce.DukieInKansas wrote:ExLax and Oedipus did 2 smart things - married you guys and support Duke.
Idiots didn't know enough to treat you with respect and dignity that you deserve.
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What did I lose in the divorce? I lost a pathological liar and cheater. The most important things I lost though, was most of my insecurities. Ezzmarellda kicked me in the ass and taught me to be a bitch to be reckoned with when necessary. My line in the sand used to be way the hell out there, but now it's a lot closer although I do still believe in 2nd chances when someone has made a mistake and is willing to make it right.
My Uncle Jimmy once told me that my cousin, Jim, was wondering why I ended up with loser men (this was pre-Stevo). I thought for a a few seconds and responded, "I had a malfunctioning bullshit detector "
My Uncle Jimmy once told me that my cousin, Jim, was wondering why I ended up with loser men (this was pre-Stevo). I thought for a a few seconds and responded, "I had a malfunctioning bullshit detector "
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Good to see ya got that fixed.DukePA wrote:... "I had a malfunctioning bullshit detector "
"Backboards? Backboards? I'll show'em what to do with a f%#kin' backboard!"
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Yeah, I'm not quite as gullible as I used becaptmojo wrote:Good to see ya got that fixed.DukePA wrote:... "I had a malfunctioning bullshit detector "
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Donna, you rock! (And so does Stevo!)DukePA wrote:What did I lose in the divorce? I lost a pathological liar and cheater. The most important things I lost though, was most of my insecurities. Ezzmarellda kicked me in the ass and taught me to be a bitch to be reckoned with when necessary. My line in the sand used to be way the hell out there, but now it's a lot closer although I do still believe in 2nd chances when someone has made a mistake and is willing to make it right.
My Uncle Jimmy once told me that my cousin, Jim, was wondering why I ended up with loser men (this was pre-Stevo). I thought for a a few seconds and responded, "I had a malfunctioning bullshit detector "
“The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need. Those boys simply would not play 'Drop the Handkerchief.'”
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Yay! Glad you got that taken care of.DukePA wrote:What did I lose in the divorce? I lost a pathological liar and cheater. The most important things I lost though, was most of my insecurities. Ezzmarellda kicked me in the ass and taught me to be a bitch to be reckoned with when necessary. My line in the sand used to be way the hell out there, but now it's a lot closer although I do still believe in 2nd chances when someone has made a mistake and is willing to make it right.
My Uncle Jimmy once told me that my cousin, Jim, was wondering why I ended up with loser men (this was pre-Stevo). I thought for a a few seconds and responded, "I had a malfunctioning bullshit detector "
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